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>nothing
>nothing
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>m83

I'm at work, 1 hour till my shift is done. bosses aren't here and my office is really secluded so I'm just fucking around to kill time.

my 25th birthday is on friday. catholic fag so I cant even eat meat

Tomorrow i leave my NEET life and start working in a hotel as kitchen help, 6 days a week in 2 splits of 4 hours and a half.

Will i be ok?

Yes an never come back please.>>36092395

Yeah you should. There's no telling what could happen. If it's shit, it's shit and your life stays the same. If it's good, it's good and you'll probably become a normie.

There's literally no downside. My insecurities right now though would be telling me that this whole thing is some elaborate scheme to humiliate me in some way.

>>36092395

If you don't want to go. Don't go.

>>36092368
wait for your payment

>>36092368
whats even worse is in australia I cant retire till him 75. 51 more years of this. I'll probably kill myself in a year or two. this isn't a life worth living

At least you can actually get a job. I can't even get one at mcshit. The urge to pool what little money I have into buying a shotgun is growing stronger by the hour.

Stupid, go out with her stop being a baka

>>36092276
try ur luck m8
i say go for it
better than rotting in this shithole...

Just say yes Anon just go on one date and then tell her she's too good for you

>>36092238
alien ant farm fuck off

>ywn play all the arcade games and drink jesus juice with mj and sleep in a giant bed and have fun all day

Much bin guud love

>>36092230
you jumped didn't you?

share your secrets with us anon

>>36092230
I'm working on breaking through the veil of this reality and passing through to the "other side". I got really close last year but it got too scary and I had to back off.

>>36092194
What future incidents happened to you that made you distrustful to women?

>>36092355
>be me
>either 7th or 8th grade
>in Mock Debate club
>gril that I'm friends with starts begging me to dance with her
>start dancing
>look like a retard
>everyone in class is cheering me on
>confidence rises
>she then tells me she wants to be my girlfriend
>throughout the day feel like I can conquer anything
>the dancing and "relationship" continues on for several weeks
>my autistic self finally realizes that she is just playing with my emotions
>tell her to leave me alone
>she begs me to stay with her
>tell her I'll only stay with her if she gives me a BJ
>her expression shows a mixture of disgust and
fear but she agrees
>get best BJ of life
>cum all over her face
>lifefeelsgood.jpg

Ok, that last part was obviously untrue but I pretty much stopped talking to her after that

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>>36092355
Also:
>be me
>be in 9th grade
>popular girl starts talking to me out of nowhere
>eh, she's a 7/10 at best
>she's pretty cool tho
>ff next day
>says hi to me
>spaghetti flies out of my pockets, I wasn't expecting her to actually say hi to me
>class goes by normally
>she then starts blabbling about how I'm such an amazing person
>remember the Mock Debate class incident and several events that I have yet to cover and pretty much give her the cold shoulder
>she won't give up trying to make me fall for her
>One time, she even hugs me
>at this point, I was too much of a robot to feel any emotion
>decide that since this is the only time I'll ever get close to a girl I might as well feel her boob
>squeeze it
>she immediately falls backwards, acting like I was gonna sexually assault her (which I kinda did)
>she stares at me
>tells me that next time it won't be for free
>lol.gif
>she never bothers me again after that
Isn't life just amazing?

>>36092187
Flip off f*cker

No, we are just lying about it because it is so funny XDXDDXD LE FUNNY MEMES

>>36092187
I'm one
t. 24 khv anon.

>>36092167
look at it this way: she decides if you're "good enough" or not

>>36092167
my life is like a political cartoon: it's kinda funny, but I know that's not the point

Nah, I have been in few situation where I liked girl and she liked me, but because I'm shy and uncertain fuck and girls expect men to take initiative if they are interested things have never deleloped.

>>36092164
I think you left your ruler out in the cold for too long

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>>36092197
>What did bot mean by this

>>36092259
t. anon who didn't pass high school chemistry

>>36092127
things I have tried:
>taking more zinc(i started taking a zinc supplement last month)
>taking more iron, and drinking more water(I already drank water alot before, now I drink it like a horse, and I take iron pills)
>exercising(I have a bike, so I try to bike as hard as I can every day for extended periods of time after work. been doing that for about a year actually. I still feel like shit.)

typically, my meals look like this:
>wake up, eat some waffles with sugar free syrup, drink some milk
>about 50 carbs right there - take my insulin, 3 units, since for every 15 carbs i take 1 unit
>for lunch, I eat a sandwich from the deli, about 30 carbs there, take 2 units
>for dinner, i usually just eat some pasta or chicken
>even with this i still dont even have much money left over since my insulin is fucking $400 a month
god damn it. why did i have to be cursed by my fucking genes?

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>afford diagnosis
>diagnosis
>afford
>paying for a diagnosis

>>36092161
i know.
i hate this fucking country so much. i hate that we are living in a fucking country where everyone can easily eat and shit and medical equipment exists but for some reason it costs fucking money to USE the medical equipment. i understand capitalism and economics, i read thomas sowell and shit when i have time, but god damn it, why? why do people have to suffer like this?

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>>36092082
don't drink much or you'll make a fool of yourself. i've done that one too many times. pic related

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>>36092082
Avoid booze, if you drink it, REALLY limit the amount you drink, because if you don't, you'll drink too much and it'll hit you all of a sudden and you'll end up vomiting on your shirt. I wouldn't go above 0.3l of 40 proof on your first time, for the entire night. Just enjoy the slight buzz and stop when you still want to drink more. Trust me.
Drink beer, it's really hard to get wasted on ordinary strength beer, considering you have to drink litres of it.

Drinking pic related right now.

>Since my manager is a black I assume there is going to be Hennessy.

That's kind of racist bro.

>How much should I drink

No more than 3 beers/glasses of wine over the course of the evening, or maybe 4-5 ounces of liquor. This is the most. Less is fine.

Don't drink them all at once. Don't drink on an empty stomach.

If you've never tasted alcohol before, you may or may not hate it. The experience of drinking alcohol is determined partly by genetics. Some people have a natural aversion to alcohol--to them it tastes very bad. Other people like it immediately--to them it tastes good. Some people dislike it at first, but grow to like it. Others like it TOO much and can't stop drinking (these are generally people with long histories of heavy drinking that has become an addiction). It all depends.

Hard liquor can be drunk neat, but you might not like this. In which case you can mix it with something like Diet Coke. You might enjoy that flavor a lot, even more than regular Diet Coke. Assuming you like Diet Coke to begin with.

>and some general advice so I don't embarrass myself

Don't drink more than I said. Otherwise you might get too drunk and say something stupid or act weird and uncool.

Anyway pretending your boss DOES have Hennessey, or some other type of brandy, that actually mixes much better with coffee than soda pop. That's assuming you like the taste of coffee to begin with.

>>36092019
I was cut out of her uterus. I've never touched her vagina.

>>36092019
THAT'S RIGHT

ALL YOU NORMIES WHO HAD A NATURAL BIRTH GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>36092374
Cucked by ur own mum

>>36091988
have you tried weeeed lmao

>>36092027
I thought that just made it worse, no?

>>36091988

Barring the epiphany that everything you're anxious about it completely meaningless, see a therapist and get a prescription. Barring that, lots of alcohol.

>>36091988

Weed is a meme

>>36091964
I fucking hate this shit. This or my modem resets for 10 minutes happens to me every fuckign month.

>>36091964
>>36091984


try living somewhere that isn't a shithole idiots

>>36092081
>just b ursulf my dude XD