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who here glad they never grew up surrounded by social media? I did have MySpace but it wasn't active and barely had any friends or didn't post but mainly stuck to forums and IRC, feels good to Google your name and nothing embarrassing comes up and you have privacy.

Pretty much you can Google anyone and you'll find their normiebook page and insta etc in seconds.
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I'm 18 and nothing shows up when i search my name. As long as you don't participate in social media, you're fine.
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>>38268179
pretty much the same for me. only thing that does pop up is my linkedin

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>tfw you have to work your ass off and invest huge amount of resources to marry a girl that Chad busted up for free
why does this sting so much? it makes me want to give it all up and say fuck it.
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99% of all humans are lawful evil, the rest are chaotic evil.
I'm watching you, little fucker.
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>not being chaotic neutral
Its the worst kind of hell tbqh
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>>38268088
>chaotic evil.
I just want to see things burn
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>implying i'd be anything but the rarest true neutral

but if you want to get really metaphysical it is impossible for anyone to be anything but lawful on the universal scale of universal laws and resultantly be unqualified with subjective quality descriptors

that is to say all things lawful neutral

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i had a tsundere type of girl show intrest in me but i took her banter to serious and back lashed
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>>38268079
>girl taunted me constantly in high school
>blew up in her face in front of the whole study hall, saying that she's a vindictive bitch and that she deserved to be paralyzed in a car accident
>never talked to me again
>told by her friend that the teasing was just a misguided attempt at flirting
why are women
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>>38268079
sounds like she was the one who couldn't take the banter
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>>38268079
I used to have that. It was a very toxic relationship and was not worth it.

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>thought I would enjoy alcoholic root beer
>the alcohol aftertaste ruins it

Oh yeah, now I remember why I don't enjoy alcoholic beverages when I don't plan on getting drunk.
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I enjoy casually drinking beer, it tastes good and is refreshing since I always get em ice cold.
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What's wine with a fine meal?

What's a tasty craft beer?
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>>38268071
I can't drink anything alcoholic casually; I need to be at a party or about to fuck in order to drink and neither hardly ever happen.

>>38268080
I've only tried wine once and it didn't meet my expectations; I am willing to try it again, but I'm not going to buy an entire bottle.

I can't drink beer unless it's flavored.

Drinking whiskey was a fascinating experience.

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>first day of ethics class
>professor makes us stand around the room and say one thing we may have in common with class
>person before me: I'm so and so, raise your hand if you like sex
>was the only person who didn't raise their hand
>my turn
>Im anon, raise your hand if you're an accounting major
>no one raises their hand and the class bursts out in laughter
Why don't people like accounting? It's a good field with plenty of room to grow. Is this why no QTs in class even look in my direction? Thinking about changing my major to african mudhut architecture. Would that impress girls?
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>>38267996
>>my turn
>>Im anon, raise your hand if you're an accounting major

You couldn't have said something relatable like, "Raise your hand if you like blue Popsicles." No, you had to mention accounting. Balance sheets don't wet panties, anon.
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>>38267996
>Didn't ask class if they like girls(male)
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>>38267996
should've said raise your hand if youve read rainbow fish

everyone would've been on your dick

for like two seconds

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"Whether you want to apply or not, you're coming with me. Your move, Champ."
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I don't know how to love someone without spending thousands of dollars on them. That's the only way I know how to show affection.
I would absolutely love to have a relationship without me constantly worried if they truly love me.
Anybody know what to do about this? Most money I've ever spent on someone was 100k, which sucks ass because I needed that money.

How do I love someone properly??
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Why was he crying?
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>>38268869
uuhhh i dont know
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>>38268869
Did you originally not watch the video?

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tfw we're all cunts tbqh edition
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united kingdom mroe like the middle ast
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>>38484489
I had my first ever job interview.
I don't think I'll get the job.
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Splendid thread if I do say so myself

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>Recruiter for my dream company is now a connection on LinkedIn

Holy shit guys, what do I say? This is my chance! NEETs will never understand this excitement, nor will they ever be able to afford comfy
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>>38267906
>pic related
>comfy
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>>38268448
>>38267906
A wageslave would find this picture comfy because it could be mistaken at first glance for a train station.
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>>38267906
Respond professionally, but remember...

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what keanu are you today?
Personally 99% of the time I am 15, but with the occasional 8.
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>>38267898
>No classic sadkeanu
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Is #4 Point Break Keanu? God damn, he looks perfect there.
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>>38267898
mostly 3 but found something good so now I'm 13

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Why is it so hot when black women fuck white men? I'm a black cuck.
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"Here's your reparations, nigga."
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Nubian women were literally bred to receice BWC and beta bitch black bois know this instinctively

Black men also cant grow facial hair as white men do because niggers have more female hormones are are effeminate
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>>38484384
share the hottest porn then anon, I find it hard to believe if you dont have any favorites

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I don't get why everyone here is so misogynistic.
I get the hate towards some women who have wronged you (Cheaters, liars, fakes, bitches) but to look at a woman and be filled with hate is just pathetic to me.
For my whole life most of my friends have been girls, they're honestly the funnest people to hang out with for me and all of them were good people, always wanting to do good, make a strangers day happier, and just make the world a better place.
I think the reason all of you are so misogynistic is because you've never talked with a girl past basic small talk you're entire lives.
What do you say anons
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>>38267892
>low tier bait

atleast you tried op now stop larping

sage
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>>38268016
This is actually not bait. I'm actually curious.
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>>38267892
It`s because women,for the most part are wired so differently and have such a different value system than me,and as so I can`t have anything but disgust and distaste for them.

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I'm having 5 guys nostalgia memories from when i was a depressed fat fuck virgin.
>eating 3 double cheeseburgers with fries and coke in the park gazing at the stars and dreaming about video games becoming virtual reality
I'm craving it now, should i go out and get it?
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>>38484369
If it makes you happy, sure. Do it.
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anon this is a post that truly makes my happy it is just something about how this is just some creature comfort that you miss i say go and do it if you want to and have a (you)
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Past couple times I've gone it made me sick.

To greasy

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>*inhale*
I LOOOOOOOOVEEEEE FEEEEEEMAAAALLEEEEES
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But they'll never love you until you learn to love yourself.
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>>38267855
Yet you are still a fag.
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>>38267855
>fe"male"s
GAAAAAAYYY

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