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Is unrequited love the most painful and unfair sensation a person can experience?
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>>35464775
Yes anon desu.

tell us more about her/him
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No. Love is a meaningless chemical reaction designed to facilitate sex.

The most painful sensation a person can experience is complete loneliness.
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Try xanax withdrawals

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REEEEEE WHY DONT ANY GAY ROBOTS LIVE IN MY SHITTY STATE REEEEEEEEE
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if you live in southern VA that sucks i guess but NOVA should be full of gays

t. NOVA resident
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>>35465949
>NOVA should be full of gays
>t. NOVA resident
this means you are gay?
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>>35464739
VUH-JIN-YA

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could a robot kill?
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>>35464721
>could a robot kill?
no but I would let another robot kill me
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>>35464721
what an edgy album cover kek bet it's metal

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Can any of you robots push your weiner in?
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No, I can't say that I can.
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>>35464791
Oh.. guess I'm alone then
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>>35464660
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A LOSER. Kill yourself, cunt

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>"I'm so glad we finally got to know each other Anon. I was so worried we'd go our separate ways without ever saying more than hello whenever we passed each other by. I really enjoy your company Anon. I know it's corny but you make me feel like a little girl again, I can't help but smile when you're around."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHLNudYcQ0c
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*pulse out gun and snap crackle pops her brain* R.I.P
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*pulls out a gun https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_akv2QNE6s
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>>35464563
Zephyr sounds like Amber
https://youtu.be/SUFSB2plwzM

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Who here /chad/?

I must say it feels bretty gud. I get to be a peice of shit degenerate on this gay cartoon image board and also have sex with qts with little to no effort.

Share chad stories
>inb4 normies gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35464518
Ok Chad McFuckaroastie
Can you post pic of your face?
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>>35464570
>revealing your identity on 4chan
lol

I may look like a Chad but I'm not fucking retarded

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>only missed my medicine one day this week

a-am i a good boy /r9k/?!
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>>35464493
>He takes medicine

Why do you do this?
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>>35464493
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MIO'S HAIR??
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>>35464521
Because my mom and psychiatrist say I have to

That's not mio silly that's nano!! She's wearing her hair in cute pigtails!

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Feels good having an elite cricket mind contained within a sexy and muscular body
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>>35464457
based goosey
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I don't think crickets are as smart as you think they are.
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>>35464621
Spotted the seething loser lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5yg1bt/i_23f_cheated_with_my_snowboard_instructor_mf/

Watch out /r9k/ chad is out there and he's fucking your women

engaged her? you ain't safe
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>https://www.reddit.com/[...]
go back
>/r9k/
>your women
go back
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>>35464436
That was a pretty hawt story.
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>>35464436
>I'm just not exactly an exhibitionist and don't feel very comfortable with attention from a lot of people...and this bikini would definitely get attention. It was all cleavage and only covered about half of my bum (I have a big butt). However, the thought of wearing it in front of Dave gave me a whole different feeling...so I changed into it. I was honestly getting wet as I put it on

>I pumped the length of his huge cock
Ok confirmed to be written porn by a cuck

what ever happened to the /r9k/ dating/hook up threads?
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you mean social suicide thread?
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>>35464414
how is it social suicide if you're meeting new people irl?
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>>35464392
>what ever happened to the /r9k/ dating/hook up threads?

hopefully, they were deleted because they were against the rules

most likely, they just aren't here now because no normie has posted one yet

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>tfw no femanon to train me to be a girl
>tfw no femanon to train me to take the knot

Why is reality cruel and boring
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>>35464391
>tfw no femanon to train me to be a girl
>tfw no femanon to train me to take the knot
my exact desire desu

>tfw a fembot never makes me live in her basement as her dog's sex slave
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>>35464391
>>35464467
I'm sympathetic to transgender people and traps and wouldn't mind helping one out with girl things although I'm not that great with makeup myself, but obviously you guys mean some more degrading sissification type thing and I can't really relate to that.
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>>35464467
I'd settle for just having a femanon to talk to about it. How am I supposed to be a girl when I don't have any female friends to learn from?

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>going to beach with family
>beach is so crowded, have to change in the same cubicle as my older sister
>she turns her back to me trying hide herself and covering her front portion with her towel
>tfw I get a great view of her bare ass backside dripping wet with seawater and a small tuft of hair on her pussy mound soaked wet with water and dripping since we were just swimming

Am I going to hell for fapping to this one memory pretty much my entire life
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Um why didn't you just take turns in the cubicle?
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>>35464647
Massive crowd
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When you get back home, steal a pair of her used panties.

Sniff them while you masturbate.

Trust me.

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https://youtu.be/GbSCzPzVKRs

no mercy full justice
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THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME
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>>35464506
bang bang robots dead

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I have a lot of Futaba images from 10+ years ago, anyone interested?
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>>35464319
I might be
Otghha
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futaba 0002
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futaba 0003

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>thought I was doing good by getting ready for bed by 1:30 AM and would be able to wake up relatively early at 10 AM
>fucking daylight savings time is cucking me out of my effort because by the time I'll fall asleep in 20-30 minutes it'll be 3 AM, not 2
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It's actually called "daylight saving time" though.
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>>35464296
That fucking cunt needs to die
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>not operating on 6 hours sleep

6 hours sleep is perfect, it's enough to recuperate yet you get tired by your 16th hour then you just unwind for another 2.

>inb4 wagecuck
Currently NEET

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