File: Screenshot from 2017-08-08 00-29-35.png (338KB, 743x768px) Image search:
[Google]
338KB, 743x768px
NOW WATCH ME WHlP
NOW WATCH ME NENE
NOW WATCH ME WHlP WHlP
NOW WATCH ME NENE
11 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>he whips and nae nae
>he doesn't hit the quan instead
fucking casual
>>
File: 1488237449929.jpg (8KB, 230x219px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 230x219px
>he doesnt dab on the haters
>he doesnt say "what are those" to police officers
what a faggot
>>
>not dabbing after doing literally any actitity
>2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6sPMBRO2d4
this video t.b.h.
It's that time again where we simulate what it would like living together.
Welcome to tmhe robot mansion
25 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929866
I call the garage. I've always wanted to hangout in a garage
>>
>>38929866
i'll be in my room
>>
File: Hitler sitting Alone.jpg (62KB, 705x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 705x1000px
>>38929866
Can I build a statue to the Fuhrer out front?
I wouldn't be a NEET if he had won.
Anonymous
Anyone here fap to nudist family incest stories? 2017-08-08 06:47:54 Post No.38929864
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anyone here fap to nudist family incest stories? 2017-08-08 06:47:54 Post No.38929864
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1497612547845-a.png (279KB, 550x700px) Image search:
[Google]
279KB, 550x700px
Anyone here fap to nudist family incest stories?
Anonymous
2017-08-08 06:47:54
Post No. 38929864
[Report]
[View this topic]
Its literally all I've been fapping to these past 8 days. Worried over what to do when I read them all on literotica
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929864
No, but sounds kinda hot. But there arent ACTUALLY nudist families out there, right? Just larpers?
>>
>>38929890
Honestly I think its all just fiction but fuck the stories are hot.
>>
I haven't been to literotica since I used to read smut on the shitty 3ds browser because it was all that would load and I couldn't often use the family desktop for that kind of stuff. Is it worth revisiting?
File: Jean-Paul-Sartre1.jpg (96KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
96KB, 1000x1000px
>you will never be able to watch Evangelion for the first time again
8 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1497403404469.jpg (452KB, 900x885px) Image search:
[Google]
452KB, 900x885px
>>38929826
>tfw you realize your 5th viewing is the best one
>>
>>38929826
>you will never never watch Evangelion 3.0 for the first time again
>>
Dissociative drugs are your friend for that
File: The Shitty pape!.png (613KB, 800x1134px) Image search:
[Google]
613KB, 800x1134px
Good meme craftsmen, post your OC!
Enrich the board!
91 Posts / 71 Images
View this topic
>>
File: Black Weed SPace man.jpg (86KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
86KB, 640x360px
I made this with my own 2 bear hands
>>
>>38929879
Nice, I like the black science guy memes.
>>
woah dude thats a real nice meme you go there
File: 1445804688594.jpg (85KB, 454x453px) Image search:
[Google]
85KB, 454x453px
Everything is boring. Playing vidya now gives me as much stimulation as sitting around doing nothing. I'm thinking I could either take advantage of this and do random monotonous shit and eventually turn into a husk, or I could fix it and start desiring/feeling shit again somehow.
What do?
6 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
kill yourself. it's only downhill from here.
>>
File: aXm3881xjU.jpg (80KB, 650x650px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 650x650px
Dude drugzz brah
>>
>>38929806
Ive been like this for years. I just try to force myself to do shit else I would just lay in bed all day. I try to do productive things...very rarely do I play games anymore.
File: IMG_1766.jpg (30KB, 480x360px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 480x360px
i feel like most of the people here that post on weed threads calling stoners useless faggots and whatnot spent most of highschool wanting to do drugs but were never able to obtain them, and then used their own outcasted conditions as an excuse to act above everyone as if they wouldn't have tried anything if they were offered it when they were a teenager/early adult
27 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
Thats a good point lmao (you)
>>
>>38929800
OOkkaay
>>
Sure but that's not why I think it's laughable to be a dudeweedbro.
Once I got out of high school I had a lot of options to try it, I did, and that's why I think it's laughable.
It's not that great, and to make it a central part of your existence is just sad. It's like talking about drinking. It's not interesting to anyone.
And so many places test for drugs anyway that risking employment over it is ludicrous.
>can get a drum of 1000 lollipops from costco for $167
should I get it bros?
7 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Just go to the doctor everyday and get them for free.
You are a good patient, right anon?
>>
File: daddyofive-3.jpg (12KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 300x300px
1000 lolipops is only like $45 on Amazon...
>>
But then what will you eat Wednesday?
File: 154341ff716c73cbaaee12f2feffa177.jpg (38KB, 313x282px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 313x282px
do any robots want to chat on discord? /soc/ is not really my demographic. i don't have traditional robot hobbies though.
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Ill chat what are you into, if not the robot type?
>>
>>38929788
-/lit/ stuff, philosophy more than literature though
-also really into non-profits and trying to think of creative ways to improve communities
im a guy
>>
>>38929815
why are you on r9k then. you seem too well-adjusted
File: IMG_1542.jpg (21KB, 253x450px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 253x450px
Should I finally go for it?
https://scranton.craigslist.org/cas/d/teasing-tuesday-w4m/6246147817.html
I'm super nervous about it being a cop.
18 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929741
SCRANTON
WHAT?
THE ELECTRIC CITY
THEY CALL IT THAT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTRICITY
>>
Seriously I need help
>>
Depends on your age.
Also get a younger escort that is not a midget. That 5foot midget in her late 20's is disgusting
File: 1502072490400.webm (2MB, 1067x600px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1067x600px
>you will never be balls deep in a girl
7 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929721
Wow, thanks for posting this thread again and making me feel even worse.
At least this thread will out some normalfags . . .
>>
>>38929721
i guess the flip side of this would be:
"you will be alone and maybe a single mother starting from your middle 30s until you die"
>>
>>38929790
I need to project my emotional pain onto others.
File: 48c8bb7520b9479b2407babc40f42768--anime-girl-cute-kawaii-anime-girl.jpg (12KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 300x300px
Just got back from my 2nd date
>go to meet qt for bowling
>greets me with a kiss already
>about a half hour in she starts putting her hand on mine while we sat at the table in between turns
>go to cafe for dinner
>pretty awkward, and insanely overpriced food that was meh, but it was alright i guess
>walk around holding hands
>sit down at a park bench, cuddling
>talk a bit, kiss a few times
>go to the movies to see wonder woman
>walk around mall a bit before movie starts
>she asked me if i like taking it slow
>i say yes and no, why are you cool with how we're going?
>she says "yeah, i'd like to do a little more though"
>tell her we can this weekend at my place, she says that sounds good
>watch wonder woman, awkwardly trying to cuddle the whole time but really couldn't so we just held hands
>grab her ass randomly after the movie ended
>drive her back to her car
>awkwardly make out in my car, she's moaning a bit
>stop, she stretches and says "i wish i could stay longer"
>part ways
>texts me she had a great time with a kissy face and a winky face
Holy fuck was i nervous the entire time. I HATE first and second dates. It went pretty well at least, and we know what we want. I'm hoping work doesn't cuck me this weekend so she can come over and we can finally fuck.
I'll report back later this week.
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
What do you want a fucking medal. I know for a fact you aren't on here for dating advice. There was no question or thought put out there
>>
>>38929722
I'm sharing an experience, like robots do here every day. This is my journey here, i've been alone forever, anon.
>>
I suppose my question would be how do i overcome my anxiety when it comes time for sex and get as horny as i do when i fap?
File: 1426744666187.jpg (138KB, 750x750px) Image search:
[Google]
138KB, 750x750px
I'm going for a night cruise before it starts raining and I want some songs that will make me miss my non existant ex gf. Make me remember that girl from high school I had a huge crush on that I haven't seen in almost 10 years. Songs that seem like they're indie or sung by hipsters but they're fairly popular.
18 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Come on robots I just got a flash flood warning. I need to go soon.
>>
>>38929664
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29YcBHpH5E
You want a mix/playlist, or...?
>>
>>38929893
Here's another, since all the other threads are garbage I'll bump this one for you m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkSNNITa7cM
File: 58625035_p0.png (322KB, 540x800px) Image search:
[Google]
322KB, 540x800px
Has a nurse even touched your dick?
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929650
>Has a nurse even touched your dick?
yes, while giving me a physical in 9th grade, it was required to join the swim team
she squeezed my balls and pressed into the side
it hurt a lot actually
male doctors seem to understand the ballsack better, they don't press into my fucking balls during physicals and hurt me
>>
>>38929650
yeah, when I got circumsized and was bleeding profusely afterward
>>
Almost got a female doctor for a nut examination when I was 16 but she instead got a dude to do it for her.
I feel cheated honestly.
File: IMG_1604.png (363KB, 750x1334px) Image search:
[Google]
363KB, 750x1334px
R8 my Autism level
13 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38929647
Obviously underage.
>>
File: 1488479499421.png (163KB, 300x283px) Image search:
[Google]
163KB, 300x283px
>has bible app
>it's under important
>>
>has Reddit
>Has iFunny