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>tfw no bf to recognize my protests as insincere

>>36324608
how would he be ur bf in the first place if u weren't homosexual at first???

or are u a girl who wants to be forced into lesbianism?

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I'll be your bf anon.
Do you like kinky stuff? Just sit on this chair, let me tie you up and put those electrodes on.

>>36324572
They are cold
orginal desu ne

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>shorts
not wearing lightweight pants or jeans

>>36324572
Yes I do. I think they are cool.

Classic roastie pass time

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>name a more pathetic, mundane, empty hobby than travel
video games
t. video game addict

>>36325033
Dubs of truth famalam

>>36324561
Only if the death is suspicious I would guess.

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>>36324561
Yes, if permission by the owner of the house the computer resides. That's how people get to understand what they were doing all their lives.

>>36324603
they're not gonna bother to crack through it if it's password protected right?

He was a retarded faggot who killed a bunch of innocent people because he was too autistic to understand basic human socialization. It hardly even had anything to do with him being foreign. I guarantee you he was just as much of an unlikeable faggot in his home country.

10 years later, we have another robot shooting shit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=qQzEL7Rvosc

I listen to anime music and video game music. I'm autistic that's why.

>>36324555

what do you think of the music I linked?

>>36324500
It sounded nice/pleasant, what're ur influences anon?
>too shy to post stuff, it's mainly strummy sad words stuff, voice/guitar, like the Smiths without the fancy notes & overdubs

>>36324499
Kill yourself. Use a butter knife.

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Why exactly would you want these things

>>36324499
Listen to Peter Sotos - Buyers Market

>>36324488
But johnny neptune is not a tripfag he is a namefag also I heard he is in jail for trying to scam.

>>36324712
Coulda sworn he tripped. Whats the story there?

>>36324488
Nick is actually pretty damaging potentially because he gives completely uneducated opinions about really serious issues, or completely blows irrelevant issues (particularly about family) out of proportion.

This isn't that different from the average pseud on 4chan but his threads blow up every time because people trust him so much.

Literally anybody with the ability to google shit could give the pop psychology advice he gives.

the uk doesnt use the metic system

My mental health has been best during the times when I've had consistent sex. It's pretty nice in and of itself but it honestly just makes life slightly better.

It's great, but it's not the amazing "this is better than drugs" feeling normies make it out to be.

Pursue a girl and enjoy companionship, your brain is wired to be flooded with pleasure from such things and it's healthy.
But don't just pursue sex for the sake of sex.

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>not just stuffing all of it into your fat fucking face

>>36325653
cause vagina anon what about that

>>36324347
>not tricking cute hippie girls into getting fat and unattractive to chads so they can get dumped and hit the wall

get a low paying job and hang out with the other minimum wage fuck ups after work

>>36324336
havent had a friend in 7 years

after a while you don't give a shit but you do lose all emotion and become sorta numb

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I have a job and can't make friends still. I don't even have online friends. I don't have anybody to talk to. Just a cat meowing at me. This is beyond robot and entering the realm of schizoid.

>>36324244
tibia and etrian odyssey

can't get enough of grindy medieval shit i guess

>>36324244
paper mario ttyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnS8kXfj9jE

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Kingdom hearts 2, Dmc, Bloodbourne Dark souls 2

Yes unless she's a roastie,

Of course man, don't even worry about it. There's 1000 other things you can be doing to make sure she's having a good time if you're worried about you ween (which is a pretty decent size anyway).

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yeah thats close to if now above average, so unless she's white and used to taking tyrone and his friends twice a day, yes

>>36324129
I think if your only experience with Japanese culture is anime, you are going to be in for a really bad time, especially in rural Japan.

>>36324166
I know plenty of Japanese culture and even about language and Japanese view of foreigners. I have anxiety, not autism.

>>36324129
what do you think youre going to find there?
its certainly possible for you to go (if you have money) but usually people who do this wind up living the same sort of life eventually. theres an initial euphoria that happens, but ultimately you'll probably just be more isolated, poor, and depressed
also theres a lot of paperwork if youre just going to try and chain visas to stay permanently.
i know it sounds comfy, i wanted to do something similair but its just not really practical.

>>36324084
>that's right honey, and i have to charge my power rod in your energy chamber
then i rape her

>>36324084
>Daddy
>used to be a robot
I still am and Chad's your real daddy BTW.

>>36324264
But why would you cuck yourself anon?