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How do you find weed? No, i'm fucking serious, as a white boy from the suburbs who play video games and never go out anywhere, how do I make my first weed contact? Help me out bros.
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>>39531974
weed is bad for you, as it's been said before
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Go out to where people in your area smoke or buy
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>>39532107
But how do you find this area?

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>Get to talking with my girl at work.
>Work at a convince store, but it was supposed to be my day off.
>so already in a bad mood.
>She starts into asking about my Exs. Kind of embarrassed because mostly turbo loser, and no women wants the virgin meat
>Turn it around, ask how many she's been with
>37 she says
37
MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
Reeeeeeee
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>>39531963
lmao ur gf is a practice mare
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>>39531963
Don't worry, Jay and Silent Bob are coming over soon.
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>>39531963
In a row? Where is the video clerk, I want to return some videos

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Are there any positives to having aspergers?
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>>39531943
I really think not. When I consider Chad I am inferior in every single aspect bar none.
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>>39531943
Only autismbux desu
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>>39531943
If your lucky you be savant. Where you get super memeory and stuff. Ive considered giving myself concussion because you can become a savant that way to. Thoughts?

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Over 50% of Black Women have Herpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vWtXJC1JOI

Over 70% of Black Women are Overweight: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/06/opinion/sunday/why-black-women-are-fat.html

Black Women are the Less Desirable:
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/black-value-race-relationships-love-men-women-desire-dating

More Black Women have STD then black men.

Black Women net worth is $5...

And it's all Whitey's Fault..

How Can Black Women even Compete??

Should we Pay Reparations?
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>>39531938
thanks for the laugh op
tha tpic
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>>39531938
OP is a 245lb white girl who used to be a tripfag, and lurks here and /pol/ all day. She gets triggered when she sees threads about black girls and has made multiple posts and threads about what she refers to as "operation woodpipe". Her name is Abby.
She can be recognized by her Reddit spacing, and faulty grasp of the English language. Tread lightly with her, by all means.
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>>39532014
so wrong, you wouldn't even believe LMAO...

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Reverse ejaculation??
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that just seems like normal ejaculation
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>>39531911
>that just seems like normal ejaculation
Sorry I didn't know
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>>39531891
>Reverse ejaculation??
This is normal

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Or is the death sentence everyone says it is? Does it gradually get worse over time? I kind of feel like the "fat bottom 3rd of face" thing has worsened for me over the years. Is the only fix braces for 2 years then surgeries?
Obviously it's worse for men but what about "cute boys"? I find it gives me dick sucking lips, at least.

And don't braces give you wrinkles? Is there basically no hope of getting to your true genetic potential if you didn't properly develop?
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>>39531871

Surgery for jawlets (And I mean REAL jawlets) can dramatically improve your face. You can go from a 4 to a 7 with more frontal growth. I recommend it.
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>>39531905
Too ashamed to post selfie but if I'm not pushing my head forward to compensate this is basically my exact profile:
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>>39531905
Have you had jawlet surgery done? Post about your experiences?
This is also identical to me in "relaxed" posture

If I push my jaw forward manually in line with my upper teeth my chinletism goes away by like 80% (still visible in objectively upright posture), but I'm not sure if that's bad for me long term.

It makes the back of my head kind of ache but by god it brings me from 4 to a 6.5 at least.

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am i still famous here
orbit me and boost my ego please
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I'm feeling generous, so I'll bestow a bump for old times sake
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>>39531787
the only time you've ever been useful samson
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>>39531787
>this attention whoring alcoholic is still here and hasn't died of cirrhosis

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>gay male
>want to get a bob cut and put on feminine pretty dresses
It's not fair
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Go for it, trap x trap is hot
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>>39531826
Not unless you're gay,no it's not.
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>>39531826
>Go for it, trap x trap is hot
But I don't like girls I like gay males

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Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the the things that tomboys are for
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>>39531605
Tomboys are a blessing
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This is a good thread but now I'm sad, thnx op
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>>39531605
Tomboys are dumb cunts with dick envy. Grow your hair long, wear makeup, play netball like every other girl. I hate tomboys, theres so many in the Army and they are fucking annoying. Sluts too.

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How do you guys deal with the anxiety of getting on voice comms for games? Do you just mute chat?
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>>39531601
i only get anxiety irl i can talk to anyone online just fine
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>>39532064
this.
no one can see you, they can only hear you.
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>>39531601
wtf is going with this girl's arm
why are chinese cartoons so bad

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>tfw living in Sydney
>everything is expensive
>can't get job without 2 years experience, a degree and connections
>no NEETbux because Centrelink is being stingy
>become increasingly poor
>internet is shit so I can't be a Twitch streamer
>spending all day drawing porn instead

Who /poorfag/ here? How do you cope?
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>>39531509

Where can i find your art. As for coping, I dont it sorta just happens.
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>>39531509
I recognize those face angles!
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Same here man, fellow ausfag. I landed a comfy nivht job at a bp and all the times I consider quitting I just keep remembering how shit the job market is and how comfortable I am. I really need to finish my fucking degree and get somewhere in life

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Remember, no matter how hopeless you may feel, you can always save up about $4000 cash and go on a hooker spree for 2 weeks in Thailand.
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Nope. Robots can't get passports.
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Carpenterfag here, despite my insisting the robot still refuses to get a job.
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>>39531467
>you can always save up about $4000 cash and go on a hooker spree
I can't even get a job

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Anyone else find porn becoming overwhelmingly more boring by the second? I used to be able to jerk off back to back, switching hands after sitting on them to numb their sense of feel, but now everything about the whole process, including the porn, is getting really boring.

Yes, I've tried staying off it for a couple weeks or months and coming back to it later, but it's still damn boring.

Sometimes you just wanna jerk it, yknow? Masturbating used to feel good, and shouldn't be this fucking boring now. Maybe I'm just looking at the wrong porn, any suggestions? I've tried EVERY category of porn and even delved into some shit I'm not proud of just to get a good session in. Yknow, the feeling of "something new and refreshing".

Any suggestions?
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Rape children
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>>39531470
I'm not a pedophile, I have no clue where you got that vibe from me
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Try not using porn and using your imagination instead.

Or, quit going at it for as long as you possibly can. As in, do not think about as a routine but let the thought come into your mind naturally after a month or two or so.

Or try sex toys, I guess.

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it Appear that the black female janitors are having a hey day with shill threads, while deleting negative threads about black women.

"I know I created them myself".

Good Job Sliding /r9k/ black female janitors..

not threading or saging bw shill threads, while selectively archive ones that are negative toward bw..

check 4pleb for proof..

Robots you are being Programmed.

I have inside info,, Ask me anything???
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>>39531404
>check 4pleb for proof..
Links?
inb4 "not my job to prove my own claims or educate you shitlord"
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desu archive, search woodpipe.
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>>39531460
I did, and I just saw the same nonsense posts with the same images making the same claims with no evidence at all.
I think you're the shill here to be honest, family

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>smoke weed every night I don't have obligations the next day
Do I have a problem?
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>>39531380
Doesn't sound like it. Carry on my wayward son.
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Just be careful about when you decide to stop or have to due to shortages, because you won't be able to sleep after getting into bed for a good 3-4 hours. Once you get past the first couple of nights of insomnia though start eating cheddar and dark chocolate before bed, because if you've been doing this for a while you'll get some intense and crazy dreams, enhanced by what you've eaten.
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>>39531565
>Once you get past the first couple of nights of insomnia though start eating cheddar and dark chocolate before bed, because if you've been doing this for a while you'll get some intense and crazy dreams, enhanced by what you've eaten.
top kek anon

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