>tfw only read harry potter fan fictions
>>39267641
> tfw you read harrymort fanfiction
>tfw you read HPMOR
>>39267641
>tfw you read MLP fanfiction
>jack off to MLP porn
>once I had a psychotic breakdown after two staceys offered me cupcakes
>can name many characters from MLP even though I dropped the show in the first two episodes
>Like once or twice let my powerlevel slip and people laugh at me
>once was banned from 4chan for uploading MLP porn and one of my relatives found out
>still can't into watching MLP
Are you jelly cause I'm skelly?
>>39267618
>twig arms
>still wider waist than me
Get fucked skelle
Probably a long shot, but has anyone here actually turned life around?
It feels like the longer the amount of time spent detached and friendless, with no relationship experience, the wider the gulf between oneself and society grows.
How does someone in their 20s who is a KHV with no friends actually re-establish themselves in the world? Is it even possible to enter a relationship without a preexisting friend group so you don't set off weirdo flags? Or gain friends while somehow trying to cover up your years of boring inactivity and no achievement while people talk about their dozens of past relationships and globetrotting holidays?
>>39267605
I'm currently in the process. I've been feeling far less suicidal
Been eating properly, losing weight
Enrolled in college
Learned c++
Ended toxic friendships
If i keep going on this course... i might make it.
i have but it's a constant struggle and you'll always backslide at the first chance
>>39267605
>How does someone in their 20s who is a KHV with no friends actually re-establish themselves in the world?
We don't
>Is it even possible to enter a relationship without a preexisting friend group so you don't set off weirdo flags?
It's not
>Or gain friends while somehow trying to cover up your years of boring inactivity and no achievement while people talk about their dozens of past relationships and globetrotting holidays?
You can't
If you fucked up your high school years, you are FUCKED.
Are there any tall women that are actually attractive?
Pic unrelated
Maybe objectively they can be attractive but I wouldn't date a women 5'10 or over
6'5" Bryanna Fernstrom
She says she's "still single". IDK what her requisites are for a boyfriend, but one is probably that he be taller than she.
TAY TAY MEETS THESE REQUIREMENTS
why havent you married a post-wall....i mean experienced woman?
they need taking care of
>>39267588
>why havent you
I wanna get high and drunk drive going 120 an hour.
Fuck you.
When was the last time you received a present?
is depression a present
>>39267566
My parents gave me a phone a couple of years ago, because they were worried that I didn't talk to them.
>"Anon, wanna come to this big photo shoot I'm having? It'd mean a lot if you'd come!"
Uhm... ok Elsa :3
Eh, I guess it makes sense. I am Big and Black after all.
How my fellow wage cucks doing? Pic related is my dish washing job, at it right now
>>39267447
the weathered metal pots and trays, the clunky green cutting board, the steel container with the bent corner, the smelly dishwater all over your shirt that touches the skin
ah yes, this is all familiar to me
Have you tried to pick up cute girls that you see out in public? How did it go for you?
>>39267441
When I am skinny with some muscles?
Easy.
Now that im fat and smell like beer?
Easy.
Alright /r9k/ I fell for the college meme and now I've got calculus IV. Rate my professor says every professor for it sucks dick and doesn't actually know what they're talking about. Went to lecture today and it was true for mine. He gives the option of not having quizzes, allows delays for hwk, and let's students give input on the curve for exams, but he does pretty much 0 examples and exams look nothing like the book or his lectures and hwk. Do I go with him or the dude that (supposedly) does some examples like ones on the exam but doesn't curve? Reviews for both say to run but I got no options other than the guy they say is a giant douche and doesn't teach
I want to be that kid's friend
He looks so sad and lonely
>>39267424
Man that picture always makes me feel like shit, poor kid
>>39267654
it's the worst feeling
being forced to be somewhere where you don't want to be and where you don't belong and you can't leave for some reason
How do I stop wanting to be cute?
>Tfw you're not made into a slave gorl(male) by a pervy Roman senator and loved forever.
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>39267321
>tfw you're not made into a slavegirl(male) for a high-ranking Nazi officer
>The dragons of order, man, they're no joke, roughly speaking. They'll eat you! That's why they're high in conscientiousness and hoard gold! But the dragons of chaos? VERY low in agreeableness. That's how you slip into nihilism! They've taken your father to the belly of the underworld! They sent Christ to the gulag, bucko, and that's that!
>>39267314
and that's how you get Nazi Germany
BlOODY POST MODERN NEO MARXISTS STOLE MY BABY. its quite reprehensible. You can think of these as stories or little games stacked on top of your penis. Its no joke.
Hello /r9k/
/b/ is a bunch of shits so help me name my pet moth
dude been here with me for three days so I'm keeping him around
>>39267288
Post 47 names him
this him, look, he's cute and fluffy
even got a little tail
Go back to /b/ you fucking homosexual
>>39267288
My digits decree that he be named Breadstick