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move on, don't bother keeping her as anything more than a group-friend.

>>35541624
>don't bother keeping her as anything more than a group-friend.
Why?

>>35541591
>your innocence and kind heart...

hahaha

Sorry, anon, but you sound like a huge nice guy faggot. Time to grow up and develop a personality of your own.

you almost got dubs man

>>35542388
Oh man checking this irony.

yeah, if you don't really leave the house, chances of getting a young girlfriend are basically zero.

all young people are programmed to want to go out and run around and do pointless, mindless shit.
at least when i'm playing video games i'm really utilizing my brain.

people say live it up while you're young, because you only get one chance at life. that just seems spiteful to me.

so you should live it up while you're young and then just roll over and die when you're old?? seems a bit short sighted and self-limiting.

Monster ultra energy

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>>35541488

Fuuuuugggggg that get of mine xd

Post you are QT's

>>35541477
I hope that one day it will get better

>tfw got into japanese 70's folk too late

>>35542215
>tfw got into natsoc power electronics too late

>>35541459
MF nice

>>35541442
Brodrick

>>35541442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME

Welcome to the House of Fun, now that you've becomed of age

>>35541442
Neck yourself newfag
I bet you haven't been here for more than three years

>>35541423
I lost my virginity at 20 y/o.
Your turn again.

My brother lost his virginity at 23

>>35541423
I lost my virginity at 22. Now, I get laid regularly.

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>Yo dude, did I ever tell you I'm a DJ?
>I've been screwing around on FruityLoops with this one song
>Wanna here some epic beats?
>*Presses play on their laptop*

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>Man, I'm a legend at the recorder
>I've been rehearsing this one song for a little while
>Wanna here the best song you've ever heard?
>*Starts playing "Hot Cross Buns*

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>hey man i play guitar
>not trying to brag but i consider myself as a pretty talented player
>wanna hear some good shit?
>*start playing seven nation army intro*

>>35541409
>finishing doctorate
>250k in savings
>inherited two houses
you didn't earn anything lol
and why is he your housemate?
>average guy
fuck off normie

Most women are like this...

But do you realise that most women are also just plain stupid?

When you factor that in, their behaviour starts making sense.

>>35541409
Is height the only physical difference between you two? Is he significantly beter looking than you?

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she looks pretty confident to me

>>35541381
Every race is like that
White chicks are the saltiest about it beleive it or not

>>35541381
Not insecurity, in fact it's great. Let's white people know who not to breed with.

Anyone who fucks a nigger or spic has questionable judgment and is unfit for marriage or breeding.

>>35541373
Share with us an example of your erotica, OP.

>>35541383
https://www.literotica.com/s/my-girlfriends-dad-1

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>Tfw The first Gay thing i've fapped to was an mlp fanfiction between the rule 63 of AJ an Rarity.

>I Will never heal that wound.

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>>35541368
Because everyone would walk around with perma-boners

>>35541368
Like a true slav

>>35541368
Because this isn't the '90s or Central/Eastern Europe.

>>35541352
If it makes you feel any better, Mine actually sinks into me flaccid and is 5" erect.

I haven't met anyone else with this issue yet.

you guys realize that there are girls out there with incredibly shallow pussies right?

you realize girls have their own phimosis in which their pussies are unbelievable tight to the point of being unfuckable.

you guys know that right?

>>35541369
Sort of know this grower feel.

My dick is often under an inch when flaccid, but goes up to almost 6 when erect.

I'm not a virgin and girls have been satisfied with my dick and its size, but I really hate locker room culture because my flaccid penis makes me look pathetic.

>white beta dad
>asian sociopath mom
>people are still surprised when this kind of shit happens with these couples
the daughters were growing up to become the next facialabuse meme, he quit while he was ahead

>Tiffany and Brittany
Literally the most basic bitch names possible, nothing of value was lost.

https://soundcloud.com/bill-ruminski

where does it say why he went apeshit

who are you talking about. not everyone watches weeb shit

>>35541308
toshinou kyouko of course!

>>35541318

i dont watch. but really i feel the tfw no cute little sister.

but just imagine the curse of having a qt little sister.

one day, chad and tyrone are going to plow that.

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>>35541205
>a person who is a faggot

What is OP?

>>35541248
>Rachel

>likes men

think again, /r/4chan

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>>35541284
pic related is the hottest Rachel