Sup /r9k/ Ausfag here Im having trouble waking up every morning. im in year 12 and struggleing to keep my attendance up. I stayed a estimated 34 days this year and Im going to get kicked out if I continue
No matter what I do I cannot get up on time
Get something to help you sleep. Like melatonin.
9 or 10 is pretty early for me desu. I would shoot for being in bed by 11/11:30.
Also being on your phone before sleeping makes it worse.
Maybe have a little coffee
trips will tell us the esoteric meaning of covfefe
Indians are easily among the most disgusting, repulsive creatures on this planet. I wonder why the British didn't exterminate them and do the world a favor when they had the chance. They shit everywhere, on streets, in rivers, on their rape victims' bodies; even the shitty code they write smells of shit. The Brits tried so hard to teach them how to use the loo, but they have still refused to learn until this day. India is also the rape capital of the world. Rape is so common in India, even niggers rape less than Indians do. And yet we allow these subhumans into the USA and let them take our jobs and slowly ruin the IT industry. We let them in so they can shit on American streets and rape White women. How can we stop these shitskins from ruining our country?
Lately I've wanted to be naked around my house. Anyone else has had this feel?
Have you try it? Is it as comfy as I think it could be?
>ready for our date, anon?
>I was thinking heart attack grill
Sure thing babe, let me call to reserve a table! (The sooner this thing kills over from eating like a pig all the time the sooner I may know relief from this misery)
How do I join a gang?
I want friends money and weed
So is being alt-right not cool anymore? (As far as on this website)
>mfw our society is literally beginning to fall apart
we never stood a chance it was only a matter of time
I'm glad. Wish it'd come sooner though. Either this will lead to a next step of evolution through ultimate destruction, wether it be becoming machines or continuing our biology, or it's the end of our line. We are unfit to even govern ourselves, we don't have the capabilities for so many of us to try to thrive. In the end, we're just animals like the others on this planet. We're just a part of the universe trying to organize and understand itself, and it's gotta move on or improve eventually
It's pretty fun watching it burn down. I legit have an ipod with the only song on it being ''where is my mind'' in case a terrorist attack or nuke goes out near where I live so I can watch in awe as death approaches.
*blocks your path*
>"Hold up anon! Your not going anywhere until this ass is on your face! Pants off and lay down!"
What do you do?
Shes fuckin fat as hell so probably laugh and wait until she tires out from standing so I can leave
*deletes every Ed episode*
Water you talking about mane? Ed a best
Yanking this thing for a while now. Not sure where to spill my juices.
>you lose 100-150 calories per masturbation session
>if you masturbate 30 times a day, you'd lose a pound worth of calories
Have qt grill I've known forever, used to work together at animal shelter I ran the kennel for. We text a lot, but just text, usually one send pic of a pet doing something cute.
Haven't heard from her in a few days. Feel lonely because my texty gf hasn't talked to me. Send pic related.
That's too aspie, isn't it? She usually replies within minutes, if not seconds. Still,no reply to that....
How do I stop being like this.
Who the fuck is this girl, and why am I seeing her picture everywhere?
SOMEONE KEEPS PRETENDING TO BE HER ON /FA/
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HER TO CALL HIM OUT SO I CAN STOP SEEING HER FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER CELEBRITY STATUS BUT I'M TIRED OF THIS ADMIRER SHITTING UP /FA/ AND ATTENTIONWHORING
maybe it's because they get to live out their fantasy of being some teenage girl but they need to take that shit to a roleplay chatroom.
Spit a verse, /r9k/.
I hope they find your body on the 13th of may dumped in a river by gary ridgeway
I want green, eggs, and ham bitch. and a sandwich
All this shit i be postin
All these roasties be a toastin
Normies gettin raped and jews be roastin
Pretty boy NEET comin thru your hood nigga
Run up in yo house and give your girl my wood nigga
You think you hard, you think you crunk, when you snort a line of that junk
Get fucked, get jumped, put yo ass in my trunk
Off the top of my head. How'd I do?