Fuck these fucking whores, I hope they all die
>>35392172
Wew, she really likes Alex.
I fell like this is cute? She's having adventures!
>>35392172
Even with whores like thes we are still Kissless Virgins
Is it common for girls to think like this?
>>35421508
Maune not to thst extent, but hedonism is the female way
>>35421508
Yes, believe it or not. I don't know a single girl that hasn't been fucking guys twice their age since they were around 16. No joke. I live in Norway, though, our country is a bit more liberated trhan some other places.
I really hate this race to the lowest common denominator
even music is shit now
its just broke faggots singing about living rich so they get record deals to live rich without actually doing anything
its not that hard, just let go.
ahahahah because we're robots but the captcha makes us say we're not good joke good thread
I hope all of you get molested.
>>35421327
when normies get mindbroken, they become nonfunctional
if a robot gets mindbroken, does it become functional?
You wake up one morning to find your room feeling a little colder than usual. The things in your house have been moved slightly.
Maybe you just moved them and you forgot, so you forget about it.
But over the next week, you hear banging coming from the walls. Loud footsteps from nowhere. Doors and cabinets that open and shut without anyone being around.
Things being flung off the shelves. And if for whatever reason you had a cross in the house it's been turned upside down.
There's no sign of forced entry, and there are no other logical explanations.
Finally, you start feeling like you're being watched, you begin having terrible nightmares, and objects start flying around the house as if levitated by an invisible force.
In this situation, what would you do?
>>35421238
>wake up to ghost-chan giving u the succ
What do you do?
>>35421278
WOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOO
GHOST BLOWJOB
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm so lonely and bored I'll probably enjoy this as a paranormal adventure in my life
>post something funny on r/showerthoughts
>it goes by unnoticed
>>35421204
that's what you get for wanting validation from that cesspit
>>35421204
What was the thought, OP?
>>35421258
I'm not going to post it here or you guys would find my account
>have a vpn
>run followliker for twitter exclusively
>only focusing on one account
>get about 75 followers a day
>have 40k followers
>run instagress
>3 accounts all at 20k plus
>run fb campaign for likes
>have two fb pages with 10k likes a piece.
I've really narrowed down my instagram account settings to get more engagement from my followers, seems to be working well. I'm terrified my account will get suddenly banned for no reason. I constantly have roasties offering me shit for shoutouts. I only do this because it fuels my autism
>Use Tinder to pretend I'm a roastie
>Have been getting free gift cards, vidya, and free shit from Amazon
Feels good
>>35421195
do you earn money with your accounts?
>>35421494
Holy shit. I need to do this
IM DEAD XDDDD
>>35421159
I'd expect no less from a from a person whose profile is literally named "daddyissues_".
>>35421159
What the hell? Why do they do so? Isn't it embarassing for them in a first place?
an actual carrot is a pretty good size
Explain the foot fetish. Too lazy to lookup feet. Here's a midget getting sucked off instead.
>>35421112
Ah, shit. Wrong image. Sorry about that.
what's there to explain? it's usually something that's acquired at a very young age
>>35421112
when I see girl feet my peepee feels special and starts swelling
How come feminism doesn't fight for women in sanitation, plumbing, trucking, roofing or construction?
I thought they were fighting for equality, yet 93% of workplace deaths are men. Will women help equalize that closer to 50%?
>>35421052
You figured out feminists are full of shit, congrats.
>>35421052
There was literally an episode of parks and rec about this five years ago. Keeping it fresh, I see.
>why don't men fight for men in the makeup industry, maternity services, interior design and fashion
this is how stupid you sound you autist
>dropped out of highschool, re-taking a year
>studying in school library group room
>have high functioning autismm and ADHD, need to have silence a silent environment to be able to focus
>3 guys come in
>"wew guys, lucky noone is here"
>start playing music and watching music videos
>ask them politely to leave
>"why?"
>"this is a study room, why do you guys have to play music in here, when you have the rest of the school to play music in?"
>"what are you going to do about it?"
>laughs at me
>"whatever, i have class in 5 minutes"
>call in sick, go home and study
Fuck me, i was supposed to meet my TA today as well. I'm so fucking weak guys, how can i gain confidence and make people respect me?
I'm about to fucking kill my self. No friends and can't even go to school because i can't study there, not the first time this happens either...
>>35421034
>highschool
To clearify, you graduate the european equivalent of highschool when you are 20 in my country, I'm 18.
>>35421034
im not sure know man, i never had normies bother me. i was very tall and alot bigger in general than anyone at my school.
if you are going to say something to defend yourself in a situation like that, you have to go the whole way. pussying out in the middle is probably the worst thing you could do. if you can make them think you are ready to kick up shit and start a fight over something they will probably leave you alone.
He won't stop playing Battlefield REEEEEEEEE
To girlfriend (male):
Battlefield A Shit.
A SHIT!
>is that a pepe plushy
I want one
>he cried to *that* again
>tfw no bf
Rvvfv
>Jupiter jazz bebop eps. always gets me
>listening to american football always gets me
>So does Cap'n Jazz
> thinking about my life does as well
>>35421001
What is that, anon? qwerty
>Spring Break here in Florida
>Can finally shitpost, watch anime, play vidya, and sleep as much as I want without having to worry about university
Feels good man.
What are your plans for spring break?
I don't have spring break
While you watch anime chad is nailing all the hotties
This son of a bitch walks into your coffee shop and asks for a double espresso macchiato with extra foam what do you do?
hey grego
>>35420845
reach under the counter and bum bum bum :DDD
only cucks don't have easily accessible guns fampai
>>35420845
>Don't put on the extra foam and don't reimburse the order
what are you thankful for on this fine night?
im thankful for roof over my head and a heater
The girl who rejected me in high school and then dated Chad just had a miscarriage.
>>35420832
That I'm not married to Emma Roberts
>>35420832
The qt who deepthroated my cock until she vomited