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Hey robots! I feel like going outside today - can you tell me what to do?
I live in Berlin, I have 40eur to spend, and I have a bike. Those are my resources, so what should I do with them?
I'm not used to going outside and I'm not really sure what it has to offer. What can I do in Berlin? I only ever went to the supermarket and saw a couple of the tourist attractions.
PS: If you make jokes about me being German, I'm actually British and moved here a few months back.
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pls i really should go outside, my therapist told me to and idk what to do :(((
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>>36909733
look for a cute boy, give him all of your money and fuck his ass, repeat
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>>36909733
Ride to a cafe and grab a coffee sit down and watch the cars go by. Once you finish your coffee ride some more until you find a nice place to sit down and enjoy the view again. Maybe grab something to eat as well.
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>sister found the scattic
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>Mom found the penile electron gun
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>>36909726
>step-mom found the smegma shrine
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>dad found the trap folder on the family laptop
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Clean your fucking room.
>https://youtu.be/XbOeO_frzvg
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>>36909606
>clean your room.
>not making it more difficult for serial killers to get to you
>not having strategically placed items to have intruders trip or fall onto sharp object
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>>36909606
Is this what the whole 30 minute video is about.
I can't be bothered to watch all of it.
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>>36910045
You should probably watch it
His wisdom is good for people like us
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Who is ready to be acquainted with their new fetish?
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Bet you had no idea...
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>>36909581
hurry up and make me a clownosexual already
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...that you were a coulrophile
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>Your age
>Last time you had sex
>Last time your crush had sex
>Preferred method of suicide
18
A week ago
A week ago
Sashimi
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What a terrible thread, OP. This will be my 100th hidden thread. If you have a preferred method of suicide, I hope you reach that point soon. The world could use less people like you
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>>36909555
>22
>just over two years ago
>I don't have a crush
>buckshot to the brain stem
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Never
Don't have one
Old age
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*yawns and stretches*
Ahh hello fellow NEETs and pathetic wagecucks. I come to you with some advice, take heed maybe it may help all of you.
I, the astonishing NEET have recently made my transformation into chadNEET. For the longest time I was enjoying my abundance of free time, away from the shackles of working a nine to five and kissing my bosses boots for pay-dirt alone. I would spend my countless hours I had in the day cooking delectable cuisine, watching my favorite Animes, learning different languages, and it was all fine and dandy, but there was one problem...
I was lonely. Why enjoy the sweets fruits of life if you have no one to spend it with? I knew one thing, most of the sad depressed bots on here are sad pathetic wagecucks, and that's why they are bots. I knew I, being an astonishing NEET had all the time in the world to research how to meet, and seduce a female.
So, alas, I bring you the tips that I used to finally bring myself to Chaddom, use them if you wish.
Tip #1: Always be yourself. You might think you need to impress someone, but that's all in your head, just be yourself man.
Tip #2: Don't overthink things. If you think too hard you'll sound odd and girls will want to get away from you.
Tip #3: Make eye contact. This is the most important thing, eye contact asserts dominance and also it shows that you are listening.
Anyway, goodluck fellow NEET's and stupid wagie faggots. Hope you become a chad like me! Toodles!
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You can't be a Chad if you're a retard, silly NEET.
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>>36909577
Ragie wagie how is being a wage slave treating you?
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How come you're still a virgin then?
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have you ever looked at your vagina? i saw it for the first time a few months and i was horrified and disgusted
i would include male genitalua too but i think it is pretty hard to not notice your penis but you have to spread a vagina open to see
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>>36909504
It's even weirder when you consider the fact that people come from there.
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My vag isn't that bad but there's a big mole right by the opening. At least it's not raised or hairy?
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>>36909504
I felt the same when I saw my asshole for the first time
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Heh you jealous foodlets? Eating a double double with animal style fries. Here in California we call this a "Breezy Bob with crazy spuds".
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>"Breezy Bob with crazy spuds"
Fuck i hate califags so much
If there was a god california would get obliterated off the map
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>>36909489
>Breezy Bob with crazy spuds".
Lmao
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Was in Cali over new years and in n out doesn't have shit on five guys
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what's your sleep schedule like, robots?
I stayed up until 3am the night my gf left, and ever since I've been going to bed around 4am and waking up between noon and 3pm.
Some night I feel like sleeping shortly after midnight but I stay up so I can say I had a day that was more than 9 hours. Wondering if I'm going to crawl later and later until I sleep like a normal person again.
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You'd probably feel more at home on /b/, op
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>>36909458
Dawn to dusk
Daylight is for normalfags
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>>36909458
Right now i go to bed at around 5am. My sleep schedule shifts forward about 30 mins-1 hour a day. So ill go to bed at 6am tomorrow. Been this way for a few years. When i was in school i had to pull so many 24 hour days. Im also tired all day because of sleep apnea and depression.
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day44
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>>36909418
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day45
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>>36909418
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day46
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>>36909448
Oh shit whatcha gonna do now OP?
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>be femanon
>add guy from r9k steam thread
>tfw he's a creeper
anyone get these feels?
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>>36909382
>he googles information that is in public
>"A CREEP"
Why are females so retarded?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH please stop!!
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Can't say I do, OP. One feel that I am about to get is hiding your thread and knowing I won't ever see it again
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Why do NEETs hate women so much?
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Why did you make this thread, op? What was going through your tiny brain that made you decide to make it?
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>>36909332
I'm not a NEET and I hate women.
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Because you realise no women want anything to do with you purely based on the fact you don't have money and then you realize true love doesn't actually exist, because if it did then money wouldn't be an issue.
Also, hate is the wrong word, it's more so that we just stop caring about them because we realise what's going on.
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My little brother (20 year old) keeps on trying to become a pro-gamer.
He hasn't gone to college at all, he has made a few hundred dollars off his "pro gamer career" from LAN events in the last 2 years, otherwise he is a NEET.
Parents keep telling me they're going to kick him out soon if he doesn't get a job.
He literally believes it's possible for him to make a living out of gaming. He can't accept the reality that it's literally not going to happen for him. How many years will this delusion take to wear off until he finally wakes up and realizes his pissed his 20s away trying to become a pro gamer and he has absolutely nothing to show for it?
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Not everyone can be a winner. Your parents will kick him out soon enough and he'll only be able to game after his mcCuck job.
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>>36909320
he's still young he's nowhere close to pissing his 20s away. who says he can't improve and get a decent rank in esports? lots of teams take years before they become tier 1. why on earth would parents kick their child out of the house esp when he's actually trying to do something with himself.
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>>36909426
if you're 20 and not getting near the top in esports, your time is already up.
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Apparently writing a list of strengths and weaknesses is a starting point for improving self-esteem. I don't really know what to make of this though. It feels badly done/incomplete. Any tips?
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Go to >>>/adv/ and ask them.
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>>36909232
Oh right thanks
Orig
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>emotionally intelligent
faggot EXFX detected with tier 1 normie problems
Anonymous
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help me fix my gross dong
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guys help
my dicker is circumcised and has really rough skin
the head looks all wrinkled like a morel
will moisturizing it with like CeraVe or some shit fix it??
thank
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>>36909195
How much water do you drink?
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>>36909293
a lot
should i drink more??
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Go to see a doctor?