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>>38462541
hi nibbas.
unhealthy intp here . am i intp or infp.
because i feel its bad to read on the internet on how to manipulate people, it just feels like cheating.

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intj here

>teleports behind you

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INTJ, I don't know why all the other INTJ faggots are so edgy.

>>38462489
I just want someone I can be with forever.

I think ultimately though male male relationships can't raise children in our society because you're not seen as wholesome or 'correct'.
And I've always wanted to be a father. So I wouldn't ever get involved with a man, because even if we both loved eachother very much, I could never have what I wanted and do it in peace.

>>38462489
Youredumb why r those men ripped that's notrealstic

It depends from person to person. I'd say I'm sexually attracted to men and women about equally (maybe a bit of a preference for women), but I for the most part only get romantic feelings of affection for women. I can only think of one or two times that I've crushed on a guy hard enough that I could imagine being in a relationship with them. For other people it may be the opposite or a completely different ratio.

But it doesn't matter since I'm a kissless virgin loser with both sexes that no one will ever love so I guess this is all just roleplay in my head for me.

>>38462444
I thought they wanted to keep you barely alive, dependent on them, just like everyone else.

>>38462444
killing your customers seems like a bad business model

>>38462461
>>38462515
If pharmacists were intelligent they would have been able to make it to med school

>>38462413
>Should I dump her ass?
Yes. Don't fuck sluts anon, they have STD's and can't feel love.

>>38462413

Well if you dont have any proper feeling for her, sure why not..

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>>38462413
No need to look at this thread. Move along now

>girl on crowded bus stands in front of me
>ass presses against the tip of my dick and my hand in my pocket

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These all happened in high school senior year.

>fingered a girl in class during a movie

>same girl and another girl both on separate occasions let me massage their tits
>they just payed their heads down on their arms on the desk
>they had blankets over their head and shoulder area
>they ask to massage their shoulders
>do it
>they direct my hands down their shirt into their bra and around their tits
>start squeezing and rolling their pimples between my fingers
>quiet moaning

I probably could have fucked them.

25 year old virgin now and haven't sexually touched a woman since then.

Am I a robot or something else? I'm not ugly but I'm also not attractive. I'm 6'. Not fat but not athletic either. Have a job with decent pay. Still live with parents.

>>38463486
>payed

I meant laid.. or lied. Fuck this phone.

you can't just post this and not give a name

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>>38462253
Your freind is a retard and now has herpes.

Congratulations

Ye. Be straight with him. Show him the social media stuff.

If he likes Grimes then he's alright.

race mixer and wigger to be quite honest

>>38462238
>What are your thoughts on the youtuber anthony fantano?
Serial killer

Keep your last two doses and tough it out as long as possible.
When you can't stand it take a half pill. The more you can taper the less shitty it will be.
Eat less of it in the future, or this will happen to you again.

I tapered off because I finally got a weed connection, it was so easy after being addicted to the shits for like 5 years. At my worst I was popping 4mg a day (2 bars), and it didn't do shit to me at that point. I've ran out twice, both times nearly ended my life. You can't go cold turkey its impossible. Today I am 100% benzo free and I'm free of all my other medications, thank god for weed. I feel fucking amazing as well.

I take 3mg everyday, have been doing so for nearly a year (last fall I was on 6mg/day). I'm absolutely terrified of my script running out, but at the same time being dependent on these pills really makes you feel lifeless at times. Fall 2014 I got prescribed 8mg per day and ended up in a mental hospital for a week over New Years because I threatened suicide. But when I was on those 8mg I actually went on a couple dates and kissed someone.

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>>38462200
I thinks that only a problem for Tsuyu lovers.

>>38462200
I'm not bothered by them at all, since I've legitimately never seen anyone use a picture of my waifu, to shitpost or otherwise. She is a side character who rarely makes an appearance in an already relatively obscure work, so I think I have her all to myself.

>TFW zero fan art of your waifu, though ;(

>>38462200

It makes me angry. Grrrrrrrr...

>>38462198
>RIP me
why are straight men so pathetic? I cringed

>>38462232
Man, I just did something really wrong, I feel bad for it.

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>>38462198
Dude she gave you a chance, thats more than most robots get. Just be grateful of that

>>38462156
There, there old dude. It's gonna be okay. Just go back to old depressing cozy habits and forget about it ever happening.

>>38462156
What an idiot, that's why you should always strike first anon. Break her heart before she breaks yours.

You're probably boring op. Or she found someone better. Do you have friends? A social life ? Shit like this matters for people your age. Cant be a friendless guy in late adulthood shit makes you look like a super looser.

>>38462143
dont u become stupid from that shit

>>38462462
I know someone who was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Doctors gave him antipsychotics and antidepressants. He now literally acts like a robot. He can't focus too well and has a hard time following long deep conversations or trains of thought. I feel sorry for the dude, but its just so boring to talk to him. All he keeps talking about is this girl at work that he likes and nothing else.

>>38462462
Ads are shown to improve neurogenesis

>>38462129
Ask for a new room

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>>38462169
This or move out i wouldn't house with niggers wouldn't even live near them

>>38462129
smoke weed with them and let them hook you up with a qt black thot gf

Not just any dicke though

>>38462074
depressed women don't exist

Women can get dick easily, so if she is legit depressed its something much more. Something harder to get that she can't.......I'll leave your imagination to say what that something.

When you've done it eighteen times, scrub

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>>38461975
>tfw on my way to that number tonight

>>38462118
Keep it up anon, l'm proud of you.