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probably a hospital visit you stupid fuck

You'll probably stop coughing

Am I gonna trip

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a women hate thread on /r9k/ and nobdy reply? the summer is really here

bumpriginal

I love women they are so nice persons

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commence revival dump

>>37569822
Second pic is immediate deal breaker. Every muh female purity poster on /r9k/ needs to give this a long hard look

>>37569822
the second one makes me wanna puke that shit is just wrong

>>37569822
I used to bang a girl like the right one, it was stupid. I'd put my thumb deep in her ass as punishment. My current gf is like the left one but I rarely ever take her from behind.

>>37569802
>Am I gay?
The rule is that if you have to ask then the answer is yes

>>37569802
Why the fuck is it so floppy

>>37569802
there's nothing gay about liking girls anon

>>37569779
Go tell them to fuck off

shoot it out duh

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>>37570131
I don't have a gun, not even a pellet/bb one, just this anti-material pistol, and there's cameras on my condo building

>>37569769
Good for you buddy, hope you have a happy life

Congratulations! Will you be seeing her again?

I've had sex with twelve different women but the last time was almost a year ago and I'm starting to get very lonely.

>>37569769
If it wasn't a prostitute I must kindly ask that you leave this place.

>>37569751
link

http://archive.is/hlvQ3

>>37569751
Not really. It means you can't let your looks do the work for you, which is liberating.
>in b4 le redpills

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>>37569777
>yeah dude, stop worrying so much about looks. Just get some game!

>>37569675
Absent. Dickhead.

>>37569675
>stupidly invite "friend" to live with my parents and I
>2 years later no one talks to me and he's the son they never had
That pretty much sums up how I feel about my parents.

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his fb pic looks like a rare pepe

>>37569662
I give them "Why are you not being the man of the house and put these bitches in their place"/10.

>>37569662
both 8/10
you either got unlucky or you're not a robot

>>37569662
IF they're female and balding that much then you must be pretty damned justed OP.

Man that server is quite cozy honestly

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>>37569699
how comfy?

asfasfsa

Is this Aospdla?

I'm 22, 23 in a week, only have one friend (2 if you count his gf, lol), hideous fat body, awful personality, no job, doing like shit in college, basically no future at all.

When did u lose the leg
And do u get neetbucks

>>37569653
What happened to your leg OP?

>What is your dream job?
Get paid a lot for doing nothing

>Is it the same job you wanted as a child?
no

>Do you like your current job?
neet

>Are you materialistic?
i bought a fidget spinner today

>>37569518
I usually ignore survey threads, but this one kinda resonated with me.

>What is your dream job?
Teaching at a coding bootcamp or doing something similar.
>Is it the same job you wanted as a child?
The only time I remember thinking about having a grownup job as a child was when my first grade teacher prompted us and I said I wanted to be an astronaut, so no, it's different from what I wanted at that time.
>Do you like your current job?
I do (software engineer), but helping others learn is what makes me feel really warm and fuzzy inside.
>Are you materialistic?
Nope. I drive an old ass car, I live in a cheap apartment, and the nicest thing I own is probably my MacBook Air, and I'm okay with how I live now.

>dream job
not having a job and being completely independent
>is it the same job you wanted as a kid
kinda, i never had a dream job
>do you like your current job
im working at the ymca which is shit, i'm also a student
>are you materialistic?
>not really, i enjoy having cool things though

>>37569481
I made a bowl of cereal once

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Cans of chili are good cause you can eat it right out of the can cold or put it next to the flames for a bit if you wana heat it up.

>>37569481

I made a meatloaf once. It was really crumbly, but it tasted great.

>>37569296
And be a retard spree shooter no thank you.
ANd if you really went after criminals you would be tortured to death.

>>37569568
>you would be tortured to death.

What?

vigilantism precipitates harsher police state crackdowns
nothing can change society for the better now

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Are you close friends? Have you confessed to her?

>>37569357
We've been best friends for years now, but I moved away about a year ago. It's been hard, but we're both devoted to keeping our friendship together. With that in mind, it feels like it'd be selfish to put the burden of my feelings for her forward while we're already in a fragile state. Another person once told her I had feelings for her, but I was able to bury it and she thinks it was just a temporary crush.

I would but my story is beyond pathetic and people on r9k already recognize me more than I like