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I don't get it, do you have a vagina or not?

>>38717370
Yeah, friend. I do have one. And I wish I could take better care of myself and go to a gynecologist once a year, have exams like any woman would but I can't because I'm a loser. A loser with vaginismus.

I felt the same way about sec toys but, cock is a different matter. Iove getting sexually attention from my bf. The way he looks at me while he fucks me is so intense. And when he hits you in the write spot is amazing. Yes, once you have sex as a girl you can't just get off to masturbation nope. You need to be mounted by a sophisticated male. That is able to out witt you and make you surrender.

>>38717320
Bump because baby boomers are shit

mom once forced me to give a girl a handshake, I hid behind a couch for the rest of the day

>>38717320
handshakes are like the fresh morning air and a cold mountain stream to baby boomers

honestly I dont see why not I mean its pizza man that some good shit, it even fills some of the void if you're lucky

>>38717312
A medium pizza? Get two or get a large you fucking pussy.

>>38717615
>>38717312
Agreed, the large will get you more pizza for your money

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my gf has 36JJ monsters, I've a 7.5'' cock and it completely disappears in there, if I go balls deep I can just poke my head out over her cleavage. It's like creampie-ing pure silk

I know I am, but only because my dick is so small that I know I'll never be able to do it properly/at all

Completely.
Huge tits are an obsession of mine.

>>38717249
He posts on r9k too, he's made up his mind about leaving for good and starting anew last thread.
Good riddance
Also it's confirmed that vid isn't him.

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God damn reading that OP made me kek so fucking hard MY SIDES KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>38717249
who are these people and why is it being recorded?

>>38717108
Are you grill or female (male)

Either way post tits or at least some beastiality

>>38717108
Go on...
Let's hear more

It's pretty good but careful if you get the chance. Especially if you're a guy.

>>38717095
>Mixed
Go back to Brazil.

>>38717116
I never left originally.

>>38717095
At least I have no reason to give a shit about race baiting. The potential bone marrow problems do suck ass though.

i'll bump this just once and then leave it alone
do robots not give a shit?

I'll bump, despite not knowing at all.

There's bound to be contemporary ones at the very least.

>>38717080
You attract people. Its in the name retard. Do lots of girls explicutly say they like you? No? Then you are not attractive.

I suppose you could ask online, like /soc/ or ramiugly. I don't really recommend it or against it, just saying it's an option.

>>38717080
you would know by now.

originally alaii

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>>38717069
It's a good show but not realistic at all. Women can literally not have it hard socailly, thousands of men want to date them at any given time even if they're obese fatties or physically deformed.

>>38717069
if you make tomoko a man then pretty realistic other than the lack of constant suicidal/homicidal ideation. as it is it's just another fantasy show because irl if a girl like tomoko ever existed she'd have a bf a looonnngg time ago

>>38717069
Its a fucking anime. Its not realistic at all

It's just another power fantasy thing, it'll probably be super hot to you for like two days and then stale as fuck after those two days. Happened to me with those "taboo handjob" videos.

>>38717038
I don't like it either. I don't know, something about it just doesn't sit well with me. I know bringing ethics into porn is a but weird lol but I just can't do it.

Same. I really do believe the primary demographic for that shit is white guys. The whole concept of "blacked," makes black men sound like an std.

>>38716966
Drumpf is a manbaby though
>rich off daddy's money
>cries about everything

>>38716992
BLOMBP BTFO
SLAAAYYYY QUEEEEEN

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>>38716992
>daddy was a millionaire
>trump is a multi billionaire

Wow that must have been some interest.

>cries about anything
I see you enjoy writing fiction too

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You need help son.

I mean I might have serial killer fantasies myself but at least I have the decency to imagine others go out painlessly.

Back to your question though.
I think letting someone starve to death while watching is a lot worse.

>>38717218
Lock them in a room and just watch through a camera. Don't give them anything they could use to commit suicide with.

For the luls have a bottle of pills in the room they're in, making them think they can overdose for the suicide. Then they find out that they're erection pills kek. so they just are stuck with a boner while starving. See if they jerk in front of you while crying

Are you honest in your pursuit in torturing and murdering women, or are you just fucking larping? I feel like a lot of you are just cowards who would never go through with it. However, on the rare occasion someone is 100% truthful, you have my full support.

What did you tell her and what did she tell you to change your mind about?

>>38716969
Told her i am waiting for my birth certificate to come in the mail so i can join the military. Thats the only thing i need to join as of right now and she said "maybe you should choose something that isnt so diificult" and all this other nonsense. I mean the rest of my family has said i made great progress and they beleive in me but she refuses to acknowledge that i have made any at all.

>>38717043
Fuck her then. Don't need her praise or acceptance.

>>38716789
Depends. If you enjoy the walk, I'd say it's worth it. Just letting your mind wander is one of the comfiest things you can do. Maybe you could even listen to some ambient music.

>>38716789
pepsi is so much better than coca cola. do it

>>38716840
I could enjoy maybe. It's quite hot out and I hate having to go in public.