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What is in an hour and a half?

>>34084870
uni and work later

Smoke some weed

Nomute

No I have never considered this to be a serious issue.

How about you anon?

>>34084762
>t. attractive robot
at least I don't have to worry about looking worse than chink gook-san over here

I personally cannot compete with anyone, at this point I alreapy don't care. Also go to pol, racebaiter.

im getting there

22 and just dropped out of uni
Pretty much been fapping and smoking since, done nothing productive

>>34084792
What were you doing in school?
Why is your life heading this way anon?
A green text would be lovely

Isolation.
and depression rekt my semi normie status.
I miss it really.

think for a second who'ou're asking

>giving a girl poetry

This is pretty much the most beta cringy shit you could give to a girl

Just do it.

Unmuted.

its called an atm

>>34084685
Don't feed the roasties.

This has been an original public service announcement.

>>34084708
This.

Why would you want to spend anything on them, if you just can watch them for free and another cucks tip to them and you only need to wait for it?

They like attractive men who are bald. Women like attractive men.

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>>34084684
They do. As with all things, if you're a naturally attractive man you will look good no matter what. That bald guy is just ugly, if you gave him hair and took the hair away from the hot guy, nothing would change. If you're blessed with good facial aesthetics you can be bald, fat, short, whatever, women will still like you. On the other hand if you're ugly it doesn't matter how fit or well groomed you are, or how much hair you have. Women will still find you repulsive.

If you look like Jason Statham you'll be well liked. Also, good chance she'll like bald men if her father was bald too

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>>34084659
>the second and third time

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plz dont do this to me

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>the 35th time you've seen it and you finally manage to accept yourself for who you are despite these imperfections that you've been obsessing over and even realize it's not nearly as bad as you've been making it out to be

>>34084656
I'm gonna hide this dumb retarded lesbian

REAL robots do not worship puss

>>34084808
shes cute though famicom u r just bitter loser

>>34084820
She's fucking ugly. Are you blind?

Fuck you roastie we're in a drought;

A good tip for getting yourself to shower more often: Get a waterproof bluetooth speaker for your shower.

>>34084628
nigger if i showered daily my skin would look like lizard skin because the fucking winter here steals the heat like a nog steals cars

>>34084571
>ask to use restroom
>plant wireless cam

>>34084571
Telescope is the patrician option

>>34084586
>Get arrested 5 days later

yeah it's not all that great is it

>>34084570
No. You are not one of us anymore.

>>34084570

fucking degenerate, get the fuck out of this board you faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

>>34084421
me think is no smart to think about this


me think is bad

>>34084437
i taught it would be cool to share how badly these teens get fucked. & how curious they are sexually

>>34084421
Honestly I was too busy playing Halo 3 and Runescape. Not even mad cuz that shit was the most fun I ever had

>>34084361
You should get a job regardless you lazy fucking hippie

>>34084375
b-but i'm a busy uni student

>>34084396
>b-but i'm a busy uni student

are you gril or boy
why can't he work

why are you dating poor people

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>>34084360
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>>34084378
>tfw marked for death in tardo speak

>>34084406
I did you a favor. That fate is much better than we one we all suffer being on this board.

I have dreams about watching porn way more frequently than I think is normal. Thing is, it's always really really good porn, like the kind that does not exist at all in real life. It has this quality I can't put my finger on (other than the fact that it isn't produced by people who are "faking" and only begrudgingly fucking each other because they need to do so to survive) that makes it great.

Wish I could record it with some kind of brain imaging device.

I still have dreams where I have sex with people but my fapping dreams are usually better.

>>34084370
But isn't it awful, knowing our sexuality is so fucked up beyond repair that our subconscious considers masturbation to be primary?

I dream about stopping interactions before it gets to sex. If I do end up having sex it turns into a nightmare fueled by stds or becoming a father.