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Ask a normalfag, borderline-chad anything

Inlcuding how 2 get a qt gf seeing as yall robots are obsessed with that
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People like you make up maybe 50% of the board. Nothing special, move along.
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>>39048852
How 2 get a qt?
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>>39048852
>how 2 get a qt gf
please?
ive had girls like me but im inept at setting a relationship up

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What is race you? What race is your ideal wife? Do you think it will ever happen?
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what is race you
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I don't have a race. I'm mixed, part asian, part black, part white, part native carribean, almost all equally.

This racial stuff is pretty amusing as an outsider.
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>>39048793
idk i'm some slav subhuman
>ideal wife
mena or latina whatever
some slightly color qt

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I know most of you are normie fuckheads, but for the few actual robots here, how do you cope with the loneliness??? Past week has been real bad, I've gone from feeling somewhat okay to wildly suicidal
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>>39048616
Find what you really like and just do it, bro.
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>>39048616
I live at home still.

With company like mine, I WANT to be alone.

I preferred living alone in my own apartment while I was going to college. The neighbors were too noisy at times though.
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In the short-term drugs help me. But I see that they can not be a permanent solution.
I try to read more and get lost in fantasy worlds or thoughts of people they have written down.

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So.. I'm 30 and single... where the fuck are all the washed up Stacies, single moms and women desperate for children?

I thought this was supposed to be MY time now. So where the fuck are they?
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That's a meme anon. The women who were hot in their early 20s are still hot and married to rich men now. The women you didn't want in her early 20s are still single and you still don't want them.
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>>39048466
Sucking Chads dick
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>>39048466

>I'm 30 and single

why not go for 40 go for a hiscore

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Would you become a giga-chad (naturally ripped, 6'6", 10/10 face, near genius intellect and exceptional social skills) IF you had to wear this jumper (and matching coat/shirt depending on weather) at all times?
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>>39048427
Chad could pull it off, so yes.
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>>39048427
I'd prefer one like this instead.
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Yes
I'd just turn it inside out.

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Hello robots, this is a general /pol/ thread considering recent events. What do you think about the upcoming race war? Are you ready? How proud are you to be white?

What are we going to do about the cucks, the traitors, and the shitskins? Lots of happenings are here, and it will only get worse until the collapse.
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>>39048279
Get the fuck out /pol/fag, we don't want edgy skinheads like you here.
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>>39048279
How about you fuck off to pol, for starters. What kind of stupid nigger creates a /pol/ thread on an unrelated board?
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>considering recent events
What happened? Did your board get deleted again?

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How often do you read?
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>>39047983
I've never read anything in my life.
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>>39048005
Not even for school?
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>>39047983
Just finished reading the GoT series so now I wanna do something without fantasy. Any recommendations robots?

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I have masturbated about 13140 times to the same woman for the past 3 years. Is that considered autistic?
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Are you keeping actual count of every time you fap to her?
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>>39047832
that's like... 40 times a day. Dunno if it's autistic but she should be worried.
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>>39047832
>13140
Lmao, you must have a low sex-drive, I sperm that many times in February alone

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Who /self harm/ here? You can't be a robot unless you HATE yourself
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>>39047587
slit you throat wide open maybe it's were your daddy issues clogged up you god damn whore
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fuck you I'm a robot and I love myself, the problem is that everybody else hates me
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>>39047587
you aren't a robot if you want to obtain pity from others, which is what self harm is really about.

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58gb porn folder

how big is yours, robots
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869GB right now.
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200GB. I had a HDD crash recently but there wasn't that much else on there which I haven't got back.
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I had a friend with 750 GB and gave it to me. pity it broke

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>22 yr old carpenter assistant
>Had gay sex with 34 year old man inside his apartment in Houston because he offered it
>Nutted in his ass
>Couple months later
>Feel sick and it's like I've got a really bad flu
>Went to doctor's office
>Find out I'm 22 years old with HIV

Has anybody else on here gone through this?
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hurry up and die faggot
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no but I knew a fag who caught the aids at 19

he's 27 now and hasn't had a relationship since he found out, will probably an hero before he hits 30
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>>39047529
No
Originaldo

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Blank Slate Edition
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Oioi lads what's banging tonight
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>>39047369
First for kissing Tilde and tucking him in.
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>>39047369
wow this is exciting.

Can we get the greggs open with a skeletal tranny serving pasties inside?

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Wake up, wagecuck. No napping on your last day of freedom. You are wasting too much time resting and it's going to be harder for you to sleep tonight if you nap.
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>>39047336
Might was well be lazy as fuck on my days off since it's pretty much fine to be lazy at my job anyways. Packing dishes into boxes while listening to music and drinking Dr. Pepper for 15 an hour isn't rigorous work anyways.
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>>39047336
Fuck off you pathetic excuse for a human being.
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>>39047336
Go fuck yourself NEET bastard.

>In real life: polite towards all races and minorities
>in 4chan: spew racist slurs like no tomorrow
Why do white bois do this? It's almost like you're afraid.
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>>39047318
I'm not polite to anyone IRL or online.
Kys OP.
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>suffer because you were born a nigger
>decide to give birth to more niggers
why do black people do this? it's almost like they act without thinking.
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>>39047318
Jokes on you I've actually commit a hate crime

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When will you finally understand that dating a feminist girl is the only way you will ever get the affection you are lusting for so much?
Only a girl that understands that traditional gender roles are bullshit will accept your soft and playfull side and embrace it and accept you the way you are.
A traditional Stacy will look for a strong alpha Chad that brings in the money and pumps her every night untill he kills himself because he suffers from burnout from all the stress at work or dies off prostate cancer because he is too much of a manly man to do the medical checkups.
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>>39047136
>Only a girl that understands that traditional gender roles are bullshit will accept your soft and playfull side and embrace it and accept you the way you are
Nope, they still want chads. Feminists are just the nigger version of women, play the victim then gibbs me dats
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Dont you hate having to fear that your gf might leave you if you show her how you really feel because she would think you are a pussy?
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>>39047136
Holy shit OP comedy gold.

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