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>>36415051
I can't believe you're so autistic that you deleted your old fake-greentext thread and reposted it because someone called you out on your misspelling of salute as solute.

Implying this happened

>>36415094

He's probably from reddit.

>>36415134
you're from reddit.
i love you op keep doing your thing

>>36391101
Go to the resident sister-loving thread

>>36415024
Perfectly fine if you don't get her pregnant. But there's no need to tell others you're biological siblings.

>>36415044
Because I'm not shitposting and this really happened to me, I'm not looking for autism, I'm looking for actual responses

It's like if Jimmy Kimmel told parents to give their kids underwhelming birthday presents but then someone gave them nothing but underwhelming birthday presents.

I want to hold cody.
I want to be his cool gamer uncle that he is told he has to come live with because his family abuses him.
We could go fishing.
I could get him into cars.
We could play videogames.
He could grow out of me and become financially independent.
Go back and see his heroin addicted dad and mock him then.

Poor Cody.

>>36415126
dont let this man anywhere near a kid. he's a pedophile

>>36414992
For me, it's because I feel as if I'm an outsider, despite having friends and girlfriends. I can fit in alright irl, but I don't think normal people think the way I do. Plus sometimes there some decent greentext threads here.

>>36414992
>Why do you normies even come here?
To feel better about themselves. They look at us and feel glad that at least they're not us.

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I wasted my years in college partying and being irresponsible.

now I'm in my late 20's not making much money as a consultant and living in a small flat with my gf.

In real life I'm kind of a loser, but here I'm a superstar

>>36414989
Fuck you daniel you curly haired fat asshole

>>36414989
Look at this nerd lmao

>haha I'll just attention whore on 4chan this couldn't possibly backfire in any way hahaha

You had it coming retard

Why not get a prostitute? Much easier.

>>36414993

I want the girl to be of my choosing. I don't want to sniff a random girls ass.

Bump. There's a girl in one of my classes who wears tight jean shorts and she has a big ass and big thighs. Her shorts are so tight when she sits down in front of me I can see her cheeks spread and it makes me want to sniff her asshole.

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>>36414960
Can someone columbine my shit up at my uni?

Is anyone here actually old enough to remember Columbine?

Why has Columbine remained so strong in the American national consciousness while more recent (and more deadly) shootings like Virginia tech are rarely spoken of?

What is it with Columbine?

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>>36415416
It Kickstarted the national paranoia that we could all get shot by anyone at any time for any reason.

And that's a good way to make money.

Hey Nick. How are you?

>>36414952

No good. You?

>>36414900
I don't really know how to start this but here it goes.

I've been homeless twice as a child, I've watch my father beat my brother, I'm currently watching my mother slowly die from a disease, and I've been beaten senselessly by my brother a dozen times, and have watched him almost kill himself and my mother with a knife before. Hes been gone for a while, but I tend to have moments of anxiety and stress when I hear slamming. My mother usually gets mad because I feel no motivation to do anything really and I don't clean the house 100%. So we'll argue. During our arguements she'll slam and do things that give me this anxiety and worry, and it almost feels like I'm reliving the times shes beaten me and my brother has. These events have occured a while ago, and my mothers growing sick. I take care for her a lot. I feel barely any will to live. I can be happy in normal situations, but its only very little, then i go back to my default, which I guess I can consider sadness. I don't even know if its normal or not. Its been forever since I've truly experienced happiness or remained happy for extensive periods of time. I'm so lonely. I can't keep living like this.

Have you considered not going on public transport if you're too autistic to handle being within a metre of another human being?

>>36414936
It is extremely rude to sit next to someone with open space.
But it's also rude to point it out, you should just sit there in silence if it happens.

>>36414886
i've been in this situation
as the guy on the right

it was fucking weird, because she was already sitting down
she got up from the seat she already had and sat down next to me

I realised that the whole time I've ever been called cute is because I have a baby face and look young. Being unable to grow a beard is not helping me here. I want to be a stud or hot, not cute. I'll even take handsome because that at least implies I have a semblance of manhood.

>>36414850
>21st century man says
>no one fucked me
I think you will find what you looking for in the male showers.

>women compliment you
>REEEEE YOURE NOT COMPLIMENTING ME THE WAY I WANT TO BE COMPLIMENTED FUCK YOU

family guy sucks so hard. how people find it funny is beyond me.

plez don't do this

>>36414713
Fuck off, normiebook

Call the cops on her before she calls them on you my man

>>36414699
this

original advice

call the police and TALK TO THEM FIRST

Please if you're going to post these threads use an image of a white girl instead.

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>>36414658
take the yellow pill, anon

what's the point of even having tinder when an average or attractive woman (or even butterface) can't go to buy milk without getting hit on

when I look at people all I see is walking corpses

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Me too. I feel a heavy weight above me... I really feel bad for my mum.
One day she was very far way and I stayed with my distant relatives. I had suicidal thoughts a lot of times and I almost tied myself to the bed in order to not throwing me out of tge fucking window.
I feel very sorry for my mum, she does not deserve this shit. I am a good person, but the moment I snap...I must take pills soon.

Did you take LSD or shrooms?

Because that happens. Usually you'll feel better in 30 minutes.

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Normies don't like little anime girls.

the kind of people that fuck with:
>social media
>gym
>dating apps
>radio music
>mainstream movies
>clubbing
>peer pressure
>casual gaming

unlike /r9k/ I think it's not about losing your virginity or being in a relationship.

>>36414643
Normies don't like dragon dicks up their bum bums.