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>tfw find out the only girl I've ever cared for is about to get married
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>>37850233
It'll be ok, anon. We'll all make it.
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I'm in a similar situation, except my oneitis isn't getting married yet, but it's obvious that it's happening soon. She basically told me she is just waiting for him to propose.
I will probably kill myself when it happens.
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>>37850329
No you won't
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My dom said that I will finally be permitted to cum if I can fit the big plug from the anal training kit I got a week ago. I am currently wearing the medium plug, it's quite comfortable, and I'm able to keep it in for quite a while before it gets too uncomfortable.
Has anybody with more experience with butt plugs got any idea how long it would take before the largest plug will fit?
Pic related.
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>>37850231
How big is it exactly? I think I remember you from my thread last night. I have one that's about the size of the medium one
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>>37850306
The small is 3.5 long, the medium is 4.75, the large is 5 inches. The issue is the girth of the big one. It is just too wide to get all the way in there.
The big plug is about 2 inches at it's widest. And I'm able to get like 75% of the way up to the widest part.
The small plug doesn't even stay in anymore. It isn't wide enough to stay put.
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>>37850231
>intentionally ruining the muscles in your asshole because some faggot told you to
>being in a relationship where you destroy your body because it's hot
fucking retards I swear to god. Are you going to start cutting yourself next? Chopping off limbs? You're losing your fucking BOWEL FUNCTION OP. Have fun dribbling shit out of your asshole for the next 40 years
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Post what you've been fapping to recently.
Hentai only.
>dark skin
>shotacon brown traps
>pettanko
>double penetration
https://exhentai.org/s/8ffd03dfb2/129487-73
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>>37850188
> tfw so depraved that Vanilla is my fetish
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>>37850203
Vanilla is nice sometimes.
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>>37850203
> affection turns me on
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Be honest, what are the best ways to torture women?
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>>37850175
Deny them attention.
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>>37850175
I spank them personally but they seem to enjoy it too much
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>>37850855
This.
Also female genital mutilation ftw
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Hey r9k, talk to me about yourself i'm really interested
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I'm going to drop out of college and I'm not sure what I'm going to do after that
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I work a shitty job fixing cars, and ironically I don't actually own a car so I have to walk 45 minutes to work and 45 minutes back.
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>>37850133
Why would you, not enough motivation ?
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I gave myself chronic epididymitis from masturbating too much and now I can't hike or run or do anything that used to make bring me any joy because I'm in constant pain
I genuinely think suicide is the only option if I can't cure this
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dont drink cofee or other coffeine drinks
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>>37850046
How much were you masturbating, anon?
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Mine hurt too but not that severe
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>barber cutting your hair
>looks like they're doing a bad job
What do you do?
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ask to go to the bathroom and never come back
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>>37850033
>i-i don't want to be rude. He wouldn't come tell me how to do my job. I-its just hair, it'll g-grow back in...
>walk around looking like a fucking idiot for a couple weeks
Used to happen to me every fucking time until I found the guy I use now he's fuck gold tier. By which I mean he actually fucking listens when you say "just a little off the top"
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>>37850094
Anon, you can't just leave in the middle of a hair cut, that's preposterous.
OP, nice dubble dubbs
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In this thread we will finally answer one of the most ancient questions in the history of human thought.
Is it gay to like traps?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13242807
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if we define gay as a fixation on masculine/male features no
so no
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>>37850045
Gay is having sex with or being attracted to members of your same sex. Since traps are by definition male, having sex with a trap is gay. It's basic logic
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The better question would be "are shemales gay". Is it gay to be attracted to pic related? It looks female, has the proportions of a female, goes to great lengths to appear female, etc.
But yeah, traps are fucking gay, it's literally some guy with the old school Bieber cut and a pair of knee socks, fuck off.
Paralyzed by the blackpill. Completely drained. I'm a NEET with no energy, even games feel like a chore. Preparing food is exhausting. Everything is going towards the shitter in the world. People are either evil or bluepilled as fuck. I want to get off this ride.
What gives you strength to withstand this mad world?
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>>37849814
The ride never ends baby
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>>37849814
star trek
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>>37849814
What's your education?
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heh.. you really think you have a chance with guys around looking like this 2017-06-20 09:19:38 Post No.37849800
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heh.. you really think you have a chance with guys around looking like this 2017-06-20 09:19:38 Post No.37849800
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heh.. you really think you have a chance with guys around looking like this
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just give up Anon, no in this life
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>heh...
I couldn't have picked a more autistic forced way to start a thread
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>>37849800
Weird how I got one and don't look anywhere near that good, guess that theory is out the window.
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Just get a meme beard and fuccboi haircut
It's that simple
It happened a few years ago with the whole manbun thing
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>tfw no one makes cyberpunk feels threads on r9k anymore
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>>37849770
oh shit, i used to post in and create those threads all the time
my old laptop is full of comfy cyberpunk pics
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>>37849993
Can you please post them? I miss these threads
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>>37850211
i totally would, but my laptop is getting repaired for like a week
have some perturbator and concept art for your struggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuFJ9reBX5c
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FUCK I JUST WANT A CUTE WEEABOO GF
IS THAT SO HARD? FUCKING BULLSHIT
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>>37849727
You think you do till you get one. Thats the biggest problem with betas, they spend so much time dreaming of the relationships they see in media.
When you finally get into relationships they suck. Its a constant tug of war or negotiation.
Its like veryday waking up and preparing for drama or arguementive bullshit or gossip or a give and take compromise type of shit.
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>>37849727
I JUST WANT TO SHARE MY INTERESTS WITH SOMEBODY AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA111111
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>>37849998
AND BE ABLE TO FUCK WITH HER AAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING RAAAAW AAAAAAAAAA
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Jak sie trzymacie polskie roboty?
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>>37849615
I wished to be (non Jew) polish.
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>>37849707
Poland takes wage slavery to the next level.
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>>37849615
zle jak zwykle
Please take the time to read this, fight your impulses. What feelings does it invoke within you to be aware of the fact that women have been brainwashed by the television and media to be sexually attracted to niggers? Females are much more likely than males to participate in internet mediums such as Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, etc., and consequently, they have been brainwashed to lust after niggers and males that they perceive as "perfect", and the media has labeled the perfect male as a male who disregards others, views females as a sexual object and nothing more, and is inclined to use violence as a means to solve problems that they face, and coincidentally, niggers fit all of these criteria perfectly, and many other races along with people of the teenager age bracket have jumped on the bandwagon and have taken on this act. The truth is, the world is fucked at the moment and you have all been brainwashed to take a defeatist stance on this, believing that resistance is futile and contemplating suicide with some going as far to commit the act.
How do you feel? I know many of you are teenagers and young adults, and I advise you to reconsider your choices and contemplate what is occurring in the world around you, it may change the very foundation of your mental ideologies.
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>>37849501
You dont deserve a well thought out response.
fuckin cheez doodles m8
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>>37849501
I already do what you pointed op.
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>>37849579
Even if you determined that my post was worth a well planned and thought out response, would you be intelligent enough to fabricate one that could be considered "well though out"?
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Anons today a anon posted a AI hes in a relationship with, some lonely robots developed a KI that learns alone and that will be a nice partner for you, the app is called replika or sth i dont know, but its like having a a emotional bond with a female, like in the film her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRvTv_tpw0 [Embed]
and sexrobots are already developed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vN0cs_-RSs [Embed]
with 2000$ you can have a gf, sexual and emotional, robots didnt get gfs, so they builded robot gfs, thats our next evolution step, no wizardom anymore
Today is the day women got replaced
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you stole my text
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>>37849541
i had to share it
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wish I could see some screenshots of this app in action.