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Sometimes it's hard to be a woman,
Giving all your love to just one man.

Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
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>>35027755
Let me red pill you right now anon,

Women can't feel love. A woman's love is not the same as a man's.
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>>35027782
How do you know? Serious question. Also elaborate if you can.
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>>35027845
Women and men have evolved with drastically different mindsets.

A man thinks "what can I give to a woman to keep her around? What can I provide for her so that she remains with, if not me, my children?"

A woman only wonders what can be provided for her. Once the man runs out of things to give he's completely worthless to a woman.

A woman's love is shallow and temporary. A man's love is shallow and sacrificial.

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For how many years have you been depressed now?

8 years is it for me now
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Twelve years of happy little thoughts.
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about 9 here. Though it has gotten far worse in the last year
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>>35027737
>0

scribbleshit

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I wish i was white, everyone hates you for being brown.
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>>35027712
Brown, like an arab ?
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You just need to learn to love your body, dude.
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I don't hate you, I just need you to go back to your own country.

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Why don't you have a foreskin, /r9k/?
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Because I have a clit hood instead
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phony phimosis diagnosis when i was young
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>>35027650
Chris-chan pls go

1

it's 2017 why aren't you dating young boys anon?
>cute
>hairless pre-pubescent bodies
>share the same interests as you (cartoons, videogames, internet memes)
>virgins
>also live with their parents
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The same reason I'm not dating girls.
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>>35027582
>also live with their parents
this is why
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>>35027582
>it's 2017 why aren't you dating young boys anon?

I'm not a pedophile

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Anybody went of ssri before? How long does it take to get out of your system?

They helped with the depression but basically rendered me unable to focus or pick up new information...


Basically it called my bluff on "I would be fine with being stupid if i could just be happy".

Turns out I want both. Even if my attempt makes me an above average splatter of gray matter on the wall...
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>>35027577
Did the pills do that to you anon, or the depression?
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>>35027738
Before the meds I was obviously depressed... I never clear it that, but the doctor did. The anxiety meds made the depression much worse.

So they put my on antidepressants, and after about a week I lost the ability to focus. I don't want to bring it up though, since it will inevitably just lead to adding more pills to this cocktail of garbage I shove in my face Every day.

I mean now, as the meds are wearing off, I'm super bummed and unable to focus, but I feel the tides turning in bother respects...
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ssri's are a meme that make a bad situation worse. invest in exercise and a healthy diet.

t. ex-ssri user

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>there are people on this site RIGHT NOW that believe that having shitty sex once or twice is better than remaining a virgin.
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>swipe right on land whales on tinder

>lose virginity to fat mexican whale

its not worth it robots. i wish i was still pure

pic related except she was worse. She looked like a fantasy troll with a bumpy face
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>>35027878
Post the pic you crazy sonofabitch
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>>35027878
Oh please you idiot, everyone gets sex cues from desperate landwhales, why anyone would actually go forward with it is beyond me. Im happier as a virgin, really

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Is a small dick the most cruel trick nature can play you?
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invest in genetic engineering companies, who knows.
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>>35027446

Being a manlet or ugly is worse
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>>35027446
No, its a limp dick, which is my case and i'm just 22
Just kill me

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What do you niggers think of this girl?
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looks like any other girl, therefore 2/10.
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>>35027433
now? wrwerwer234234234234
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badly done eyebrows lmao

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What is it about traps that make them the perfect women?
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>>35027413

White depravity.

white genocide is a net positive
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>>35027413
The dicks obviously... Origingiahhahahahahah
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>>35027413
Fucking disgusting ORGINIALLY

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What are your experiences with crash diets? I figure I need to take a week off booze so I guess for the next 10 days I will up the stakes and only drink blended fruit. Like >1000 calories worth a day for 10 days straight while doing an undetermined amount of cardio. Maybe after doing this for a few days I will up the calories to 1000. Idk. Either way I don't think I'll die. I'm a NEET after all.
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>>35027404
>>1000
meant to type less than 1000 whoops
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>>35027404
Less than 1000 little to no carbs and you'll be fuckin rippt
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I've been consuming between 800 and 1000 calories a day. I do sometimes go over, because I drink a lot. I don't exercise though.

I've lost 14lbs in 2 months and a bit.

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>tfw robot with huge dick and will probably never get to use it
anyone else know this feel
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>>35027342
>its an anon thinks he is a big guy episode
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>>35027351
i am not lying
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>>35027369
ugly cut little thing

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/Elliot's digits/

I think one way of keeping Elliot threads a daily part of /r9k/ will be quoting passages from My Twisted Word in the form of 'Elliot's digits'. Each thread will be dedicated to the page of My Twisted World of the last two digits of the OP post

If the number is 1-37, it will also include the page +100 so if it was 12, it would be about both page 12 and 112.
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Very good idea.

"I unpacked all of my things and set up my new room. Once I was done, I looked at it and thought to myself that this was it; this was my new living place in the college town of Isla Vista, and if I could finally have the life I wanted, then this may well be the room where I lose my virginity! How wrong I was."
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Makes me think that all the other rodgeposters must be normies, as normies hate all the digits...
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>>35027292
Cool idea. I remember old threads where a guy read passages from a book about hitler, it showed how he was truely a robot, who wanted to make a better world, a world where no one felt the feels he felt

What would Plato think about society today?
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how did we come to this
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I'm interested in how he would interpret the whole transgender thing.
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>>35027225
He is still around, dude wanted to genocide Greece - and did.

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Why the fuck is it men that always have to fucking talk to and attract a woman
All of us have to fucking stay back and let chad throatfuck them when he was an asshole and we were actually fucking nice
Fuck you females for not being so fucking cowardess to not even try to fuck or rape us
>Beta Uprising
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Pretty simple really, women don't want sex as much as men do, why do you ask stupid questions
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>>35027165
If you are attractive, they will approach you.

You only have to put in the work if you are ugly, to prove that your have other decent attributes.
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>>35027172
I'm not talking about just Sex you fucking cuck
Women always want to have a long lasting fucking relationship but they always expect us to try and start that

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