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I just wanna die. I just want the obsessions to stop. I want them to die
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>>39594144
I wish I was dead. I wish I was dead. Fuck fuck fuck shit. Fuck off and die!
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>>39594144
I know your feels. I have pure O OCD. I know it will never get better. Just back and forth the FUCKING FUCK CYCLE NEVER FUCKING STOPS. IT'S IN A FUCKING LOOP EVEN IN MY DREAMS. SUICIDE IS MY ONLY OPTION. IT WILL NEVER END. What kind do you have?
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>>39595182
Pure O. Constantly cycles every day
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>25
>still haven't had a gf
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I'm pretty positive I won't get a gf for the next 6 years and join in your amazing achievement, if that makes you any happier.
Consolations, anon-kun.
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>>39594078
Alright anon you've got 3 options
>1. Ask every chick you see for their number, after you get it, talk some, ask them out
>2. Tinder meme (or online dating in general)
>3. Decide you don't want a gf, enjoy life without one
If you don't youll wind
>up cutting your dick off with a cleaver
>running through streets in a bath robe while holding your severed member in front of women
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>>39594078
>>25
>>still haven't had a gf
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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>penis size doesn't mat-
>average is enou-
reminder that dick size matters, with enough time and foreplay, a woman can take even the longest of cocks. this is something dicklets don't want inexperienced women to know. the vagina is extremely flexible. no girl wants some little average dick poking at their g-spot, they want a massive real cock stroking the g-spot in and out
t. 9.2" x 6.0"
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>>39594046
yeah, and? we all know this longo, but there's nothing to be done about it
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>>39594046
>implying womens sexual satisfaction matters
Nobody cares but good effort anyway.
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>>39594046
why did I just watch a sex ed webm for a whole minute
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what color are your eyes anon?
mine were blue but got progressively more grey as my soul started decaying. anyone else know this feel?
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>>39593918
Mine are blue also. Probably the most soulless eyes you will ever see, wonder if mine will also go grey. Would be quite cool t.b.h
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>>39593918
blond/blue eyes masterrace
>tfw mine still have color
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Brown because I'm a filthy nonwhite.
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i'm a vegan who fucks prostitutes
ask me anything
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>>39593885
so why did you choose to be a faggot?
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>>39594239
*bonks u over the head*
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>>39594255
Low blow but couldn't resist
Seriously tho do you miss meat and why did you stop?
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What you eating thread
Roast chicken
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Final result
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>>39594033
looks like a /piggy good time/
did you have some dessert too, anon-kun?
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this is my dinnies
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>girl whispered to me that she wants me to dominate her, shove my cock in her mouth and have sex
>i really dont want to
>but i kinda want her friend
>tfw I think I'm asexual
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>the stories posted here are bullshit
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>>39593906
this one is not i swear to fucking my moms life
i just went back home from the place were her and my friends were
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>>39594034
What would you rate her out of 10?
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>watch movie
>become depressed because it's nothing like real life
Everytime.
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>tfw watches The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
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are there any books/movies/whatever that kind of deal with this and moving on after the adventure is over? I guess the end of Lord of the Rings is kinda like that.
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>movie ends
>remember that you are a worthless NEET missing out on life experiences
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>it's fantasy football season again
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i remember trying to be a normie in high school and getting made fun of for not knowing football (american) player's names
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Do burgers really have to deal with this ?
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>>39593871
it sucks because baseball is 10000x
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Muh bbc bitch ass white boys. Muh shit hang down to my knees.
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Do you have any idea how hoard it is being black and having an average size dick? I feel like I will end up disappointing somebody someday...
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>>39593784
hey, youll find someone who appreciates your normal dick, dont sweat it
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how autistic do you have to be to save dozens of pictures of naked black men and post multiple of these threads every day?
Death grips is online
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Death grips is online
Death grips is online
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Death grips is online
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DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINEDEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
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Death Grips is Online
Death Grips is Online
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
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>>39593721
Is that some sort of seagull?
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You have time masheen 2017-09-08 02:58:47 Post No.39593640
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You have a time machine
You can go anywhere change anything in your life
Catch: you can only change one thing, nothing else
What do you change, when did it happen
Also related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JqC2UDpoE
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>>39593640
Make my dad pull out
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>>39593677
You hate life that much?
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>>39593640
Jesus' death. He either goes on to become a legend, or disappears from history as yet another crazy old man.
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i hate being stupid so fucking much i hate it more than being ugly and having no friends and being a virgin why do i have to be stupid AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Hmm. Let me cum on your ugly brainlet face, OP. My semen will make your brain power go up.
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>>39593653
no it wont, chad
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>>39593674
Give it a try and see if it works.
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One of these. If you post one, rate 3 or more.
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How we looking kids
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>>39594602
Nice taste in music and hobbies, not sure how I feel about the rest
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>>39594745
coool and goood
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I don't know if I belong here 2017-09-08 02:51:26 Post No.39593495
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I don't know if I belong here
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Alright, here's the thing. I actually like r9k. Love the threads, especially the /comfy/ ones, and overall love the bunch of hopeless retards that populate this board. That said, I fucking hate conformist normies, I hate chads and stacie. Exception made for my best pal which lives pretty far away from me I spent most of my life friendless and even now I still have very few friends and actually don't really get out a lot.
>needless to say I'm virgin
Point is, aside from the mentioned above I feel like I'm a pretty regular person. I have pretty good looks, no mental disorders, not drug addicted, and I'm not fragile by any means. I'm not that sociable in general but it's just cause I don't like hanging with retarded normalfags that always talk about the overheard, trending meaningless shit that I don't care about; on the other side I'm pretty friendly right from the start if I'm talking to some nice person especially if they share interests with me. Am I actually a normalfag, anons?
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>>39593495
No but youre not a robot either.
You are a early to mid stage cyborg
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>>39593495
>virgin
>hates normies
>friendless mostly/few friends
You're a robot for sure
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The idea is to not make a thread about yourself. The board can be 80% normie but only reflect the 20% robots that make the content we love.
You probs are normal dude, you can stay but also don't speak unless you add to the conversation.