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does anyone else have a micropenis when flaccid?

If you are 5 inches or bigger you are not a dicklet

>>38340095
Mine's under 2" flaccid.

6'0 and 358lbs.

I've lost 28lbs in almost a month and a half on keto. I think fatbots should try it out, it's working for me and I'm a binge eater. I've also done literally no exercise since I started.

>>38339999
240, 5'10

no soda but still around 3000 kcal a day

help

>6'0"
>232 lbs
Hopefully I'll get back down to 210 in the next couple of months.

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feels not so terribly well my eloquent bipedal humanoid

>>38339985
I often wonder this, for some reason I feel like it will be looser than my hand and I won't be able to get off

>>38340168
this is it precisely. I'm not really sure if my gf had a big vagina or what

>>38339152
>She genuinely loves you and will not cheat on you

i would be with this hypothetical girl regardless of how many dicks she had ingested based on this alone. i would not lose any sleep about it either.

too bad she doesn't exist

>>38339186
I visited this board for this post, thank you anon.

>>38339152
>She genuinely loves you and will not cheat on you
no such thing, every women is a whore

I still bite nails at the age of 20.

>>38338063
I still pick my nose. just not in public

>>38338095
I eat my boogers every single time. I am twenty years old

I have never created anything of note in my life. I live only to consume.

I made my parents disappointed originally

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Most recent thing I made. And yes, there is a version with tits.

>>38336566
I'm a manlet so I only date women shorter than me.

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>>38336566
My wife is 4'11 so i think it should be obvious.

>>38336566
You sound like a tall woman who made this thread because she's insecure about her height

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I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY GF WHAT'S WITH THIS DUMB COMPLICATED SHIT

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING OLDER I NEED TO FUCKING SETTLE DOWN

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THE IDEA OF BEING A HUSBAND AND FATHER

AAAAAAAAAA

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>life is over 1/3 over
>you realize just how hideously attractive the majority of 25+ women are physically and how old and jaded they're looking
>becoming increasingly stigmatized to be with 18-21 yr old women at your age

I cannot take this anymooooore

>>38336673

It seems the only women available over 25 are either obese or single moms

>age
within a year or two of me, preferrably older
>body type
small, bottom-heavy, any height
>style
cool
>attitude
cool
>location
central TX
>hobbies
doesn't matter
>what i want
someone to dick around and have fun with. smoke weed and go bowling, or bike on the trails, or stay in and watch vintage anime movies, or just walk downtown, or swordfight in a Walmart Nerf aisle, or do each other's hair, or pretend we're rich and test drive fancy cars, or have staring contests, or...

y'know?

>>Ideal age
Around my age, 20
>>Ideal Body Type
Not obese
>>Style
Short hair pref
>>Attitude
can take a joke, sarcastic, faithful, loyal
>>Location
U.S. central
>>Hobbies
Vidya, Reading, Philosophy, day dreaming
>>What you want from the relationship
Someone that will be sarcastic towards me back, smug, loves to cuddle, isn't really sexually active, will play vidyas with each other, philosophy discussions, watch tv shows together, be there for each other in their time of need
tfw I'm pretty nice but sarcastic af

a dude with tits and vag

>>38334807
Fuck off with your garbage. Probably deserved it. I hope it's done permanent damage.

>>38334807
I bullied kids and made them cry it was great.
>6th grade math
>say "right david?" to this kid named david
>say it so much one day he bursts into tears
>my friends and I look at eachother and can't believe why he's crying.
He was pretty fat too. We used to say Gravy after his last name because it sounded like a gravy brand lol

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>>38334807
>be me 8th grade
>staring out window cause class is boring
>teacher keeps calling me to get attention
>i look towards him for a few minutes
>look away again
>teacher nags me again
>sperg out throw my pencil case at teacher
>reee
>everyone laughs at me
>leave the Classroom crying
everyone takes teachers side and nobody forgives me

Great.

I don't even care. Fuck net neutrality

>>38334468
rand and ron paul are against net neutrality
that is all I need to know.

>>38334486
You're fucking retarded and originally unironically need to kill yourself

Does anyone ever actually hook up with people in these threads or are they just wishful thinking? I'd like to hear any success stories before I bother posting.

>>38333759
>>38333807
this isn't a fucking hook up board, go to >>>/soc/

Roasties get out. Thirsty faggots get out. Normies get out. Faggots get out.

bumping my shitty thread

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>>38330879
>Sheltered crush from HS is going to gay pride parades in Houston
>Suddenly feel that she may start doing porn to be an empowered, intelligent young woman

I'm excited.

>>38330968
Why do you want to see your crush defiled dude

>21 yo
>male
>college dropout
>neet
>kissless virgin
>piss poor
>lonely
>looking for job
>motivation and hope coming back
>might be remiting from major depressive episode

>>38327621
>>looking for job
you're on the right track at least. just from what i've observed people don't really seem to get their shit together financially until age 25.

>>38327523
>19
>male
>from california
>circumcised
>second year of uni
>upper middle class
>never worked a day in my life
>high school crush hugged me once
>still kissless virgin

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>mami found the cum roll

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>sneed found the feed and seed

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>cousin found the family atomics