>tfw 42
>10 - 20 years of life left before i am old and frail
>no retirement fund or family to care for me
>never had a partner for more than 6 months
>joint pain which i think is oncoming arthritis and fatigue
You can't possibly comprehend these feels. I never thought about getting old, I thought my life would be on track, maybe an achievement or two, perhaps a wife and kids..... somehow it would all work out. How wrong I was.
I'd give anything to have my youth back, the chance to turn things around and make something of myself.
If you had your youth back you would probably do the same shit you did last time, thinking "wow look at all this time I just got back, I can put it off a day". You're still the same person. No use thinking about it
>>35501447
>tfw young (22) and doing this now and will probably be even worse than OP at his age
Why is it so hard to change yourself?
I woke up telling myself I'd do productive stuff and ended up doing shit all again.
I'm about to find out if I have a girl interested in me romantically or not, wish me luck guys
>>35501324
good luck my robot. Post here the results
>>35501324
You know the drill.
Post those results my boi!
>>35501418
>>35501586
Im waiting, she askes me about the night we meant and i said something about how i thought she was interestes in me and she said she wishes we coulsve talked more so i asked her directly if she was interested
Is there any way to build a bong yourself because your shitty country has laws against weed?
>Also weed thread
>>35501266
What country?
I'm pretty sure every country has smoke shops, just go in and purchase a "water pipe" for smoking "tobacco" like EVERYBODY ELSE.
>>35501266
Grab a 20oz plastic bottle.
Burn a small hole with a cigarette on a little above the lower part
Make it tight enough the blunt can be held.
Fill with water.
Put lit blunt on the hole you made
Take a hit though the mouth of the bottle
Dude weed lmao
>>35501266
my favorite makeshift method is an apple pipe, i used it all the time in middle school
Daily reminder that everyone on this board is a normie as no "robot" would have the self-confidence to post anything.
Keep your hate speech off of this campus.
>>35501247
Fuck you anon. Give this one thing to me
genuine robots only post tried and true memes
You haven't been playing your 3DS in public....have you, anon?
>>35501195
No,because I never leave home, except for school,plus the screen doesn't get very bright,so it would be inconvenient to play outside.
>>35501195
no, cauze i dont like 3DS's
No, but I've been playing my psp in public.
I'm not autistic, r-right?
Who here is only into a niche type of girl?
for it's
>petite pale Cuban girl with green eyes and black hair that doesn't go full banshee mode when talking
>>35501107
For me*** I meant
>>35501107
I feel like shes fake as fuck.
i really cant take much more of this. i wish i wasnt too much of a coward to kill myself. i wish i wasnt afraid of walkign right out the door into homelessness. all i can do is hide. hide in literally my mother's basement. at the drop of a hat i'm suddenly blasted for the miniscule thing i've done when it is nothing compared to how i was as an awful teenager. i'm the only one that cares for family, puts any effort into anything related to it, but i'm the punching bag because i can't fight back or i'm out the door. if i was gone i dont believe it would take long for them to realize how good they've got it and not the other way around. i'm not alive for myself. i got some things out today but i wish i said more. i've never had a panic attack before now.
i never asked to be born.
i go off on a tangent and more or less say that i want to kill myself. she just says "stop" the more i try to get a word in on the matter. is it because she feels guilty about the way i feel
it isn't like i want to hurt her feelings. or the feelings of anyone. i actively try to avoid that at all costs, i don't like hurting anyone, but expressing my feelings in almost any way seems to have that affect. why am i the one that has to suffer that way
Doesn't sound like you wanna kill yourself
Sounds more like you wanna live differently
>>35501764
maybe. it feels like i have the responsibilities of everyone surrounding me yet they dont even know it. like i have to act as this guardian angel and stay alive for everyone elses sake besides my own, which is why im not allowed to kill myself unless i was the only one left
>Mfw the only exposure Libs/Millennials get of Communism comes from Facebook memes.
I'm not even joking. The amount of Communist memes I see on that cuckfest is astounding. Basically every meme makes Communism out to be this good thing that will benefit the working class and has never gone wrong and young Libs/Millenials just suck it up.
This is the world we live in. Just know that the average person gets their vision of Communism from memes.
and the worst part is that all the shitty facebook communists refuse to listen to what anybody else has to say about communism if it doesn't fit their ideal.
>>35501045
>ywn usher in a virtual Dark Ages where the internet is kill globally for a while
what is "communism"? the people who seem to dislike it the most never define it
should i tell about how >tfwnogf depresses me more than anything to the psychiatrist? can they help me ?
You should be open and honest unless you're suicidal or some kind of criminal that they'll have to report you for. I don't know whether they can help you, but I hope they can. God speed
>>35501065
i guess i will tell her about no gf > being fat > and being nihilist. thanks btw
>>35501095
> being fat
>and being nihilist.
honest to god mate nothing personal but you should probably kill yourself instead.
>MRW my parents genetics gave me a small dick
>MRW my parents give me shit for not having a GF
>>35501029
Tell them it is because of your stump of a penis.
>>35501029
MRW my parents genetics gave me (secret) schizoid
MRW im super antisocial, no friends, gf, social life
MRW my family won't leave me alone with my weird ass pointless lifeless lifestyle
>MRW
Yeah, you can go back now.
>oneitis is on chaturbate again
>little sisters number is on the bathroom stall again
>mommy had four different visitors today
>>35500980
Why are you in love with a whore?
Weird robot hobbies you have
>being an open hypocrite and seeing if people notice
>flip flop on every issue to annoy normies
>retain an inconsistent identity as to annoy normies
Never expected to see The Donald posting on r9k
>being racist in public
>trying to redpill normies even though I know I will only make them mad
>telling girls how small my dick is just to make them feel uncomfortable
>wrecking girls in video games and making fun of them afterwards
>laughing at fat cosplayers at anime cons
>telling atheists that God exists
Fuck, I'm an edgelord.
>ywn meet Milo
>ywn give him a compliment and make him blush
>ywn talk about how much you both hate women with him
>ywn laugh at rekt libtard videos together
>ywn listen to him expose the endless hypocrisy of the left
>ywn break down in tears after a few glasses of wine and regrettably tell him that you used to be a liberal and how ashamed you are of your past
>he will never comfort you and tell you we all make mistakes and tell you all about his past
>>35500963
milo is pretty gay though
>>35500963
anyone who unironically likes milo should perish
>>35500994
yeah, this. he is a normie meme now. just a joke and never really has any substance to his [whatever the fuck he does]. it like debating 11 y/o's with the people he comes up against. everyone knows they are dumb and stupid so that fake fag doesn't make the world any smarter by saying all that dumb shit he says.
>she doesn't have the bob haircut
>she's over 5'5
>she's not vegan
>she wears a choker
>she's submissive
>can't cook
> not petite or at least be thiqqq where it counts
> can't hold a conversation
> is a slob
> born a man
> can't do her hair
> dresses like shit
> likes to eat out for every meal
> doesn't give a fuck about her health
> daddy issues
> some type of mental disorder
> form or current cutter
> listens to reggaeton
> can't speak without thinking it's a yelling contest
> doesn't have goals in life
>listens to anime music
> doesn't leave house
> hates movies
>tfw donating blood in a red cross bus because they give free coca cola and weird snacks
>the qt nurse asks 'how many sexual partners did you have this year?
i said 2 but im a virgin and i think she knows psh
>caring
>not just saying you're a virgin
>>35500878
>the qt nurse asks 'how many sexual partners did you have this year?
>"Wew lady, do I look like I ever had any?"
>>35500878
try saying 500 next time, just to see her reaction