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>>37904401
I'm 5'8 and people talk to me including girls but I push them away. Not fatbeither

So only 1/4(Just be confident bro tier)

1 out of 4. I fuck girls easily and regularly.

>>37904401
If you're not at least 3/4 you cannot be a robot.

Why does he look like that despicable me guy

>>37904312

He looks more like a swastika

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>>37904289
what the hek
how do u find an image like this on google maps

Generally unlikable candidates, and too much pandering to groups who don't actually turn up to vote.

>say white people are the cause of every problem
>act surprised when you don't get voted into office

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>>37904245
That's what they get for ruining my peoples chance to make something of ourselves in america.

looks like someone's uneducated opinion was just proven wrong and he'd rather be mad about it than change his mind

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>>37904239
Boob-ologist here, let me tell you...

>>37904254

That's not the case and if that's your only argument then you must be one of those narcissists attention whores who do those things.
Since there is no way to prove their credibility, there is no reason to post such things. It doesn't reinforce what is written after that. It only serves to boost the author's ego. Only narcissistic retards do it.

Except for this >>37904290 guy, he's good.

It'll be time to get a new peashooter. Even with a .22, the barrel or components would get bent causing it to miss fire, become unusable, or destroyed out of repair. Unless you shot in the right place of a rifle with a .22, hitting any actions would cause the gun to fail.

It could keep working fine, work with some problems, or get completely fucked, depending on what part of what gun you shot with what bullet.

>>37904307
Some parts are durable enough it could bounce off, some parts still work with a hole in them.

If you say yes you've just given her the position of power and she'll start ignoring you and chasing the next goal, IE someone better looking or more influential than you are.

>>37904144
Ask her why you should.

Make her sell you on it.

>>37904229
this
make it into a game
gives u the power and creates a flirtatious environment

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Wew lad look at all those likes and hearts

>>37904128
>>37904152
why would you care who a roastie fucks?

>>37904128
>>37904152
3D women are filth.

I can't believe people tear themselves apart over these living sewer waste.

>>37904121
Same way you fix any phobia: exposure therapy. Google it.

>>37904121
Hypnotherapy and ssris. They worked for me with a very similar issue

It was mainly anxiety induced. I'm now ok

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>tfw work on roof all day

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Have a nude of her why not

>>37904070
>Do pornstars have fun?
Most have an arm length of substance/social problems.
But yes they do have fun but the majority probably hate themselves more than the average normie

>>37904098
Thanks, Zoidberg.

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I ride a vintage scooter, just cruising the neighbouring villages while the sunshine hits my blond hair, do it almost daily. Mostly in the morning at about 10am, i go outside tke a nice deep breath and cruise by the 9-5ers just having a good day

>going outside
When did /r9k/ becomes such a normie infested shithole?

>>37904139
When i ride i wear dark sunglasses and face covering cap to avoid all human contact... I always look the other way when passing other people... does this make it /r9k/ approved.

Sure it is, how was your day, OP?

>>37904071
rather bland. killed a bit of time playing vidya beforegoing to see my mom in the hospital. surgery went well, but that's to be expected for a simple appendectomy. just been shitpostin' since getting home, though I really shoulda got some writing done...like I shoulda been doing all week.

what about you, anon?

>>37904045
Do you have an actual job?

>brown people down the street are playing brown people music

> people say mean things like the guy above me on 4chan and it makes me mildly upset

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>someone called me an annoying twat on /TV/

Been dwelling in it the entire night

>used to be on a forum
>all of the members were kids a few years under me
>watch as a few faggot trannies turn the entire group into trans-fags
>the group chat gets filled with casual faggotry
>can't go one page without some gay rp shit or tulpas
You've not seen shit til you've seen a normal kid you used to talk with start chatting about how xer half insane tulpa wants to kill them and take over their body.

>>37904110
That sounds... damn. It's one thing with invaders, it's another when they infect people you've personally interacted with to that degree of faggotry.

Kind of happened with my neighbor infected from the Undertale community, but it wasn't that bad

Do trans people really go on about tulpas tho? I never quite understood what corner of the internet/world the whole tulpa fad started.

>>37904376
>Do trans people really go on about tulpas tho?
I'm a tranny I know many other trannies and no one I know has a tulpa. I'd be surprised if any of them even knew what a tulpa was.

>>37903941
Are you a minority? Act REALLY stupid and be black or hispanic and any college will kiss your ass.

>>37903941
I'm sure its not that simple. How much time and effort have you put into studying? What are you trying to study that gives you such difficulties?

>>37903941
>I wish I had x so then I could be really happy
You need to realize this mentality is retarded and start meditating

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>>37903914
literally unoriginally who?

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>>37903914
Christoph Waltz is good, sure, but he's not Tom Hardy or Bryan Cranston.

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>>37903914

I haven't watched any live action in at least 10 years. My favourite seiyuu are Norio Wakamoto, Yuki Kaji and Kazuya Nakai