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>>37991835
Assistance in what?

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>>37991835
here's some help

Ya head on over to >>>/mlp/ and they'll sort you out mate

>>37991801
If you want a thoughtful thread or even replies you've come to the wrong place.

Underage land of nu-r9k doesn't do those.

>>37991801
>>37991971
Nah, this is just a stupid fucking post.
How can you honestly say that all men are strong and can self actualise while posting on fucking r9k?

>>37991992
>t. an underage

>>37991799
Depends, anon, if he's a semi-psychopathic possessive narcissistic Chad you should worry and at all sights of approximation call the police. Otherwise, chill, but an eye, still

>>37991864
But keep an eye*

>>37991864
Hes uh pretty scary
he tracked down um a certain someone one time. And is a bit narcissistic/possessive. im afraid he's going to mess with my life or my other mentally ill ex friend

Yeah I would truly love her.

Why did you have breast reduction surgery

yeah, it's not like i don't have faults either

>>37991790
The only issue I see is that you would reduce your breasts in the first place.

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>>37991755
here. not a single online friend or real life friend. haven't had a friend since 5th grade. I try to join discord servers to make friends but idk how to talk to those people and they usually just kick me for being too quiet. I just got kicked out of another one right now. I'm convinced that I will forever be a loner but I'm slowly starting to just accept it. sometimes I wonder if I should become a tripfag just so people can acknowledge my existence at all even if its only on the internet.

>>37991869
join a server that doesn't care if you lurk

>>37991904
well I dont want to lurk really. I wish I could be apart of convos but I never have anything to say and when I do say something im completely ignored

>>37991754
No.

desudesudesudesudesu

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>>37991754
>Are women trustworthy?
If you ever trust them you only have yourself to blame.

>>37991754
>women
>anything but a walking hole
Kek

iktf, i pretty much stopped playing multiplayer because night time was the only time i felt motivated enough to play games

>>37991688
theres usually someone out there

I just got rivals of aether and I keep getting dicked on by the same 3 people who have been playing before the game was even on steam. what games are you playing that are dead? all the normie games like overwatch and MOBA shits are fine at night.

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gdfgdgfdgdf

hehe

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>>37991643
>going outside
REEEEEEEEEEE fucking normie

>>37991643
why not get a doggo?

>>37991580
i dunno about cigars anon, but you would probably injoy pipes, and they can be cheaper in the long run

>>37991580
I love smoking my pipe. Just hit it now.

lmao i just bought a pipe like a few weeks ago. it looks fucking stupid to smoke it, but i do it late at night by myself, comfy as fuck.

That's why you keep your food / fridge / home clean and that's why you don't eat outside and that's also why you clean your hands before putting anything in your mouth / after going outside / after shaking hands.

>>37991559
does it make you feel like a girl?

>>37991559

that happened once when I lost control and went way too deep with my 14 inch dildo. I hit something I should'nt have and could not stop shitting and barfing for half an hour.

>>37991532
Yeah that's a deal-breaker sorry, also you're face is too Photoshoped

No I don't care really. It's not like I'm trying to be an alarmist, but I would like to see more research on the topic. That's all I have for right now. I understand that's not really on most people's minds, but I'm moving the ball forward. I'm glad we're not at a state of panic anymore.

>>37991543
I don't understand what you're saying
oring

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"whats up" indeed my friend! haha!
high five!

just say, nothing really

>>37991524
"Hi" or "hey, how are you doing" is fine.

>>37991510
I'm a useless piece of shit happens to live in this useless universe.

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>>37991510
im a cyborg who just wants to learn how to socialize and create and sustain intimate relationships

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>>37991510
Its all reletive, i am simply there.
I cant tell you who i am through some dumb mbti test or zodiac signs.
I only am who i believe myself to be and i dont really know myself.
See?
This whole post didnt make sense, this is why i only lurk.

>>37991494
Better until you try to leave or are singled out and labled a degenerate by them.

>>37991494
Thanks for announcing how stupid you are kiddo

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>alt right memer newfag retard

back to r/thedonald

>>37991348
Having a chad son

having a robot son who doesn't leave his room, fails every single attempt at turning his life around, has no aspirations and no forseeable future, won't ever get married and make you a grandfather

you

>>37991348
My sister is a "lesbian," anyway.