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>join r9k Discord full of lewd anime cuteposters
>everyone is "in love" with everyone else
>everyone has dated every other chat member at least once
>everyone flirts with everyone 24/7
I don't know if you all are even introverts, let alone robots.
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>>36005113A good portion of people on this board are actually just memeing when they act like 'robots'. They are actually very sociable and love messing around online.
But don't get me wrong, legit Robots do exist.
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/lgbt/ fags aren't robots
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Is this the gay thread?
>meet nice gay guy online
>want to take the first step but he's very succesful and has his shit together in life unlike me
>don't wanna fuck up our friendship because I have very few friends
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>be senior(18 years old)
>prom is approaching
>normie says to me "anon, Stacy hasn't been asked yet. You should ask her!"
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES STOP MOCKING ME I NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH ANY GIRLS FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>36005016
Good call anon, robot life requires no females
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>>36005016
Might as well ask her anyways, your shot-in-the-dark might pay off, but only if you take the 60 seconds to ask her out.
Better to have a small chance than to jave no chance at all.
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>>36005111
Listen, you normies have to understand something: It isn't for lack of balls or even trying that robots can't get girls.
It's that shit like this is like trying ot escape the event horizon of a black hole.
When you're doing this "cold call" shit -- that is: asking strangers out -- you absolutely have to nail it 100 percent, because you are a complete stranger, so peoples guards are going to be higher..
It's almost next to impossible for normal people to pull of, let alone a socially hapless robot.
But the thing is that the "cold call" is really a robot's only option, since we don't have any friends, and therefore, no girls to meet through friends.
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Was quickscoping fgts online and munching on tendies when shitfuck lil sister came into room and told me Mummy's boyfriend Chad was coming over to watch a movie with us.
I tried to get out of it by putting on my Stench-Socks (I wore a pair of hiking boots without socks for 1 whole year to get them foul, then put on thick woolen socks to marinate in the juices every night for 3 whole months. Now when I put them on, the whole house stinks and Mummy gives me 10 GBP just for taking them off) but Chad is a stupid-face dumbfuck and wears so much cologne that the stench did not even stop him!
I sat on the couch with my waifu pillow (Katsune, OC do not steal) and he put on "Paranormal Activity 3." The wool on the couch was making me itchy and ChadDad told me to "stop breathing through your mouth, it's loud as shit"
I softly REEEEEEE'D at him (I lose 2 GBPs whenever I REEEE too loudly) and watched the movie. It was a real Spookfest! I got way too spookied and I'm not allowed to bring my pissjugs into the living room anymore so a little bit of my lemonade trickled down my pants and onto the couch.
ChadDad and bitch Mummy both were very upset with me, they told me Isabella (bitchwhore cleaning slave) had to shampoo the carpet and couch and scrub very hard to get my lemonade out. I have lost almost 500 GBPs on this. If anyone can donate GBPs or mail me tendies I will make you a thank you video of me playing Smash Bros Melee.
Thank you and fuck ChadDads
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>>36004906
Are you fuckng autistic?
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>>36004906
Why the fuck do I go on this board
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I am currently 300 GBPs in debt. I want to take out a loan but they said they would use my tendies as collateral.
No one touches my tendies.
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Is it just me or is TayTay the perfect woman?
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Not perfect.
Pretty damn close though.
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>>36004809
TayTay has not TaTa's
so no
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>>36004809
why are white women so ugly
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>never kissed a girl before
>kiss a girl
>get herpes
Don't fall for the meme lads, it's not worth it IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
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Cold sores are nothing. It was bound to happen anyway since the majority of people have them.
I'm assuming it's cold sores.
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>cooties weren't a meme
are children the most woke?
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Can you prevent herpes by getting tested after kissing girls?
>have oneitis
>make dream chad appointment
>forget oneitis
is this how it works ?
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>make dream chad appointment
u wot
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Yeah I had the same experience.
My dream Chad told me that I needed to try and have sex with a bunch of different girls instead of just one, like he does. It really helped me get over my oneitis. When I woke up I realized that I came in my bed. Not sure what that part was about.
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>>36004726
basically say yes to the men of my dreams who have been hounding me for years?
they're considered 'dream chads' for most, here and everywhere else
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>25
>your life will never be good again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5utjkhqnQs
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it has been overly good to me, and it has only just begun
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>>36004434
Sucks 2bh.
I think the best years of my life was when I was 16/17, and I seriously don't see anything beating it.
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>>36004465
That's good to hear. I wish you well anon.
>>36004489
I was friends with a group of really good people at 16/17 and I'd do anything to have that again. It was a once in a lifetime thing.
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Why are normie girls obsessed with Tina belcher?
Why do they think they can relate to her when they don't have autism and aren't fat and dumb and unattractive?
It feels like they are mocking people like us.
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>>36004410
Same reason everyone says that they relate to Shinji.
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>>36004410
They also think liking Star Wars makes them weird. Just another way to say "I'm not like other girls."
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>>36004410
The human equivalent of this turned me down. True story.
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why don't girls like me? what do they see me as?
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>>36004361
Body like that. Thinks he is straight.
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>>36004361
cause ur also a girl silly
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>>36004591
i am straight though lol
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>tennessee fag
>No friends
>No gf
>Two grils left me because i "didnt love them back"
>Depression and anxiety
>Alot of passions that im easy to give up on
>Happy with the thought of death
>Have problems being normal in public
>Plays vidyas all night and complain when im tired
Is there any hope for me, or am i doomed for robot life
Pic related, is my weird ass in public
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Just look into those cold, lifeless LEGO eyes and ask yourself where things went so wrong.
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>>36004430
I was 16 and i found a thing called 4chan, thats where i went wrong
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Dear 4chan,
shoop this woop going someplace cool
>>36004503You can always block 4chan from every internet you have
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hey r9k, let's write a song, 1 word per post
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Faggolicous
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Post feel songs and music videos. I'll start us off.
>In a mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tJ-phZmP4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeBrnuQxEsQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ebfGbeeyQ
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>>36004317
>tfw no one who loves you for who you really are instead of a front based on what you think they'd like
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>tfw 7.5/10 6'1" Chad
>tfw still a Khv
What am I doing wrong bros?
How can I get a qt3.14 gf by next year?
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Nice zits/10
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>>36004289
Jealous of my aryan good looks, shitskin manlet?
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>>36004335
I'm jealous of all those delicious milky zits on your forehead. Just pimple popper paradise.
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>one chance at life
>born as a buffalo which dies by having it's balls crushed and teared off by a hyena in such excruciating pain that literally drops a whole adult 1,300lbs buffalo down
Why is life so cruel with all living creatures?
Are we all here just to suffer?
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>>36004136
I can guarantee you that yaweh was laughing his ass off when that happened.
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Things like this make me think life isn't so bad after all. At least I'm not that guy.
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>>36004232
I can guarantee you that I was laughing my ass off when that happened.
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List all the times you were offered sex
Green text fyi 28khv living with regret
>be me
>18 yo
>skip skool to buy a video game at the mall
>go mall
>see heaps of other school kids in the mall
>2 school girls in uniform sitting somewhere
>mall is kinda dead just has elderly people and couple skool kids
>those girls call out my name
>I turn around
>the tell me come here
>walk away when I realized i've never seen them b4
>they call my name again
>Wtf.gif
>turn around they laugh and tell me to hang out
>one girl is starring into my soul like Every Time I make eye contact she hasn't even broken eye contact with me
>flirty af starr 100% trying to seduce me in front of her friend
>green eyes dark eye liner
>her friend is more reserved
>shy type
>ask how they know my name
>apparently they r friend's with my sister
>immediately get a red flag sense
>get paranoid they will tell my sister on me
>I tell em I g2g
>awe anon don't leave now
>they follow me
>ask me where I'm going
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>end up leaving the mall
>Kinda dead on the streets
>have to walk threw a small park
>pathway goes over a small bridge over a creek
>girls are still following me
>girl grabs my hand and pulls me back telling me to go with her
>yank my hand out of her hand
>sperg
>she giggling
>"are you really gunna leave us anon"
>"stay we can have fun if you like"
>18 yo me thinking about the video game I just bought
>TELL THEM I GOTTA GO
WALK HOME
That day repeats in my subconscious everyday I remember I'm a virgin
Kill me
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>>36004288
I avw yua u.
Also never.
Also wtf you doin bich?
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>>36004288
Achieving sex doesn't make you a better person, and even if you did manage to get further than you did, you'd still manage to fuck it up. Find solace in the fact you didn't do too much damage to your reputation.