>go to mcdonalds
>get a burger and fries
>get a headache and my chest feels tight as shit
>have had this shitty headache and tight feeling in my chest since noon
Am I at risk of a heart attack?
I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS PLACE
>join r9k Discord full of lewd anime cuteposters
>everyone is "in love" with everyone else
>everyone has dated every other chat member at least once
>everyone flirts with everyone 24/7
I don't know if you all are even introverts, let alone robots.
A good portion of people on this board are actually just memeing when they act like 'robots'. They are actually very sociable and love messing around online.
But don't get me wrong, legit Robots do exist.
Is this the gay thread?
>meet nice gay guy online
>want to take the first step but he's very succesful and has his shit together in life unlike me
>don't wanna fuck up our friendship because I have very few friends
(18 years old)
>prom is approaching
>normie says to me "anon, Stacy hasn't been asked yet. You should ask her!"
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES STOP MOCKING ME I NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH ANY GIRLS FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Might as well ask her anyways, your shot-in-the-dark might pay off, but only if you take the 60 seconds to ask her out.
Better to have a small chance than to jave no chance at all.
Listen, you normies have to understand something: It isn't for lack of balls or even trying that robots can't get girls.
It's that shit like this is like trying ot escape the event horizon of a black hole.
When you're doing this "cold call" shit -- that is: asking strangers out -- you absolutely have to nail it 100 percent, because you are a complete stranger, so peoples guards are going to be higher..
It's almost next to impossible for normal people to pull of, let alone a socially hapless robot.
But the thing is that the "cold call" is really a robot's only option, since we don't have any friends, and therefore, no girls to meet through friends.
Was quickscoping fgts online and munching on tendies when shitfuck lil sister came into room and told me Mummy's boyfriend Chad was coming over to watch a movie with us.
I tried to get out of it by putting on my Stench-Socks (I wore a pair of hiking boots without socks for 1 whole year to get them foul, then put on thick woolen socks to marinate in the juices every night for 3 whole months. Now when I put them on, the whole house stinks and Mummy gives me 10 GBP just for taking them off) but Chad is a stupid-face dumbfuck and wears so much cologne that the stench did not even stop him!
I sat on the couch with my waifu pillow (Katsune, OC do not steal) and he put on "Paranormal Activity 3." The wool on the couch was making me itchy and ChadDad told me to "stop breathing through your mouth, it's loud as shit"
I softly REEEEEEE'D at him (I lose 2 GBPs whenever I REEEE too loudly) and watched the movie. It was a real Spookfest! I got way too spookied and I'm not allowed to bring my pissjugs into the living room anymore so a little bit of my lemonade trickled down my pants and onto the couch.
ChadDad and bitch Mummy both were very upset with me, they told me Isabella (bitchwhore cleaning slave) had to shampoo the carpet and couch and scrub very hard to get my lemonade out. I have lost almost 500 GBPs on this. If anyone can donate GBPs or mail me tendies I will make you a thank you video of me playing Smash Bros Melee.
Thank you and fuck ChadDads
Is it just me or is TayTay the perfect woman?
>never kissed a girl before
>kiss a girl
Don't fall for the meme lads, it's not worth it IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
>make dream chad appointment
is this how it works ?
Yeah I had the same experience.
My dream Chad told me that I needed to try and have sex with a bunch of different girls instead of just one, like he does. It really helped me get over my oneitis. When I woke up I realized that I came in my bed. Not sure what that part was about.
>your life will never be good again
That's good to hear. I wish you well anon.
I was friends with a group of really good people at 16/17 and I'd do anything to have that again. It was a once in a lifetime thing.
Why are normie girls obsessed with Tina belcher?
Why do they think they can relate to her when they don't have autism and aren't fat and dumb and unattractive?
It feels like they are mocking people like us.
why don't girls like me? what do they see me as?
>Two grils left me because i "didnt love them back"
>Depression and anxiety
>Alot of passions that im easy to give up on
>Happy with the thought of death
>Have problems being normal in public
>Plays vidyas all night and complain when im tired
Is there any hope for me, or am i doomed for robot life
Pic related, is my weird ass in public
shoop this woop going someplace cool
You can always block 4chan from every internet you have
hey r9k, let's write a song, 1 word per post
Post feel songs and music videos. I'll start us off.
>In a mood.
>tfw 7.5/10 6'1" Chad
>tfw still a Khv
What am I doing wrong bros?
How can I get a qt3.14 gf by next year?