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am i a walking meme?
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>>39273524
>iphone
you're a faggot, thats what you are
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being concerned about being a meme doesnt make you a meme
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looks like "the virgin outfit"
of was that the point?
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Okay /r9k/ I'm planning on committing suicide by using charcoal am I suppose to wait for the charcoal to turn gray
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>>39273446
>committing suicide by using charcoal am I suppose to wait for the charcoal to turn gray
elaborate please?
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>charcoal
Propane would make your suicide clean burning and environment friendly.
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>>39273468
I hear that you have to wait for the charcoal to stop glowing red,so the carbon monoxide can produce
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>current feel
>what you're listening to
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>bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
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i feel just chronically bad, no matter what happens.
here's some tunes that really caught my ear that you might dig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTolIDDtfzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7gyPjAjhys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQbPVjYMu0
this last one is hit or miss as fuck, you'll see why but I love the shit out of it personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQ19sqzLug
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>comfy, cuddling with gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76q2fou2mHg
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Why is it that stupid people get laid a lot easier and more often than intelligent people who often become 40-year-old virgins?
I really think a low IQ correlates with a lot of sex.
My source for this: the "am I pragnet?" video. Guys and girls who can barely write seem to be reproducing a lot.
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that show is terrible but the girls are really cute
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>>39273376
It's because intelligent people are fucking aspies and have no idea how to socialize
in general, higher IQs equate to higher social ineptness, and lower IQs equate to high social awareness.
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No conscience or inhibitions. They don't think before they act and generally don't feel very guilty about anything.
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>be me, 26yo khv
>at the arcade, playing Pump It Up, a dancing game
>quite good, but not a pro, about level 14
>while I'm playing, I see a guy behind me jumping, and clapping his hands
>the song finishes and I turn around to see what the fuck is going on
>the guy is literally autistic.
>not r9k autism, but literal autism
>he's there with his mom; she apologizes for him distracting me from the game
>dontworry.wav
>I still have a song left to do so I go to the selection screen
>while I'm scrolling, I go past a song called "Pandemonium"
>for some reason the kid starts screaming "Pandemonium! Pandemonium!!" louder and louder
>song is hard as fuck, the easiest level is 18, way above my skill
>I tell the kid "it's too hard for me, I'll fail it for sure"
>of course he starts yelling even louder "IT'S NOT TOO HARD! IT'S NOT TOO HARD!!!!"
>his mom is very embarassed and tries to calm him
>noluck.jpg
>everyone in the arcade is staring at this point
>"Alright alright, I'll do Pandemonium, just stay calm"
>he calms down
>song starts
>stageFailed.png
>18 fucking percent
>"I told you it was too hard for me"
>he steps on the dance pad right in front of me
>hugs me
>says "it happens, you'll get better"
>kisses me
>where the shit is his mom.jpg
>mom notices, runs across the arcade and starts yelling at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOING??? YOU CAN'T KISS RANDOM STRANGERS! THERE ARE RULES!!!" blah blah
>I just stand there looking at the game, not knowing if I should cry or laugh
>leave a few credits in the game for the kid to play and go home
So... what about your first kiss?
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too many words
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>dontworry.wav
what does this sound like? I'm dying to know. maybe you can post noluck.jpg and where the shit is his mom.jpg along with it
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>be 15 years old, a budding chad
>talk to my friend's gf, she's a solid 9.9/10 (i take 0.1 off because her breath was stanky this 1 time)
>she says "anon, you are so hot. give me a kiss."
>"no, god says to not engage in adultery. fuck off you slut!!"
>she runs off crying like a little biatch lmao
>later that night, i jack it to some MILF porno and go to bed
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What's the biggest object you've put in your asshole?
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>>39273207
A smart water bottle and before that my dildo which is 2.5 inches in circumference I think. It's thick. Why?
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>>39273207
Your mother's dick.
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>>39273207
My boyfriend's hawt thick penor XD
Alright /r9k/, I am faced with a dilemma. Let me explain.
>be me
>29 y/o, autist, k(h)v
>have decent job, no debt and make $95k a year which I almost save entirely since I barely spend money (never go out bc no friends etc)
>yesterday, Stacy back from college walked up to me and wanted to talk to me
>asks straight away if we could have dinner together
>we do and it is really nice
>she tells me that she was depressed recently bc she got fired and lots of her friends abandoned her
>comfort her
>lose hug virginity
>in the end, gave me her phone number and wants to meet again
Now the thing is that this woman ignored me for years in HS and college (before she dropped out). She's was always hanging out with good-looking guys and belonged to the people that made fun of "nerds" like me.
She's the biggest roastie I know, she's had sex with so many Chads you would not believe it.
The problem is that she is still good-looking while I am really ugly. I'm not your average-looking shy autist, I'm really ugly while she still looks great (not even lying here).
What should I do? I know she needs a beta provider. I don't want to be one. On the other hand, if I refuse, I will probably die a virgin or can only lose my virginity to an equally ugly woman or prostitute which I don't really want.
What do /r9k/?
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you know what they say. if you want something, strike quickly and be direct/open. if you stick around you'll be an "option".
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hookers are not that expensive, get yourself a $1000 hooker, it will be an 18 yro "woo girls" whore,
that way better than the situation you are explaining, you will pay big time on the long run, more than just money, you will lose your soul, for real
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>>39273164
>The problem is that she is still good-looking while I am really ugly. I'm not your average-looking shy autist, I'm really ugly while she still looks great (not even lying here).
then you know this cunt is playing you, avoid
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sad girls only
>spontaneous urge to carry my boyfriends offspring within my womb
>i love him so much i want his cum inside me
>boyfriend never wants to have kids
>compared me to other normie breeders
I don't want kids either but I can't help it of I have baby fever. It's biological.
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>ex finally responds to my repeated messages accross all avenues of communication
>takes me out to dinner, hugs me, tells me we can date again
>changes his mind and says he hates me, doesn't love me, and that when he thinks of me he thinks of all the bad times in our 7 year long relationship
I want to pay someone to kill me.
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>>39273179Contact info? How much money are we talking here?
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>want to be a braphog
>bf isn't into brap
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Who else here /fallout/?
>have played probably a week or two of FNV this summer
>played F3 for hours as a kid
>secretly wish I could live in the wasteland and be the courier and save the wasteland while wearing badass ranger armor
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>>39273114
What faction did you join?
>House is best
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>>39273114
>>played F3 for hours as a kid
I was playing that shit religiously when I was a 22 year old dropout NEET. Damn I'm getting so old ;-;
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>>39273114
To be honest I mod more then I actually play the game. However I'm waiting for TTW 3.0 to come out, before I work more on them as most of the mods I make I also make for that mod.
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thx to r9k orbitors agatha's ego is now so large she thinks she's the next karen carpenter. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER THE TRUTH: she's an avg jew whore AT BEST
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AVERAGE JEW WHORE
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>>39273015
How come almost every Jew I know has those bags under their eyes?
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>>39273015
Why do you make these weird threads everyday, anon? Nobody else even knows who this is. It's pretty creepy even for this board.
Like I wouldn't leave you alone around young women level of creepy. What is your mental problem? You've posted this shit so many times I'm honestly curious what your damage is.
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What do you believe the afterlife is like?
Personally, I believe that it's an empty white plain where we will be reunited with our loved ones, at which point you walk off into the white light before you are either reincarnated or everything simply ceases to exist. No pain, no arguments, just one last good moment of pure bliss, and an acceptance that the life you just lived is finally over.
I also believe that hell is a dark, disturbing place that you can only see in your worst nightmares. As in, everytime you're having a surreal dream that leaves you feeling empty, alone, and disturbed, you are literally looking into what hell will be like for you if you don't try to lead a good life. Everyone is different, but the things that are the same for everyone are a foreboding sense of loneliness and entrapment, and a sad realization that you're literally never going to escape it. That's just what I believe, anyway.
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don't you think that's a bit human specific what do you think afterlives will be for dogs or something also when youre dead then your brain will shut off which will mean you can't hear see or taste anything so if you imagine a white void then you don't have eyes to comprehend that so I have no idea what it could possibly be
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>>39272971
I view death like this. The same as it was before you were born. Your consciousness ceases to be and thus you can no longer feel or experience. You don't feel anything because 'you' has ceased to be.
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it will be really weird, and will look nothing like what we think it looks like.
the end part of 2001 move, like that, if not weirder.
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You don't need self esteem. You can just act like you do. It's like smiling even though you're not happy. It'll trick your body into thinking that you are!
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>>39272845
>high power language = acting like an asshole and taking as much space as possible
>low power language = sitting quietly and minding your own business
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>>39272845
>>39272866
We're all bottom row, right? Just looking at it, they all come off as cucks. Which I must logically do as well.
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Both body languages look strange. A medium body language would be more powerful.
Top = Annoying, obnoxious, unintelligent slob.
Bottom = Cuck
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>be virgin of advanced age
>become antinatalist
Well I guess that takes care of that situation
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>>39272829
>be virgin of advanced age
>become misanthrope
Well I guess that takes care of that situation.
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A philosophy made by incels, for incels.
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>>39272842
you can still hatefuck people.
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What's wrong with white worship?
I know that this will seem like a troll thread, but before saying that please look at my arguments:
Everyone from around the world does it. Everyone secretly wishes they were white. I mean, if you were a POC, the chances of you becoming a pop star or a CEO would be close to zero.
Since everyone does that, it is socially acceptable to do this. In fact, not jumping onto this white worship bandwagon will make you look weird as you are the odd one out.
Saying that you don't worship whites is just a sour grapes attitude towards those with white SOs. Like I am Asian from Asia, and if I say, and if I say stuff like "I know a hapa girl" and people will ask me if she is pretty and if I say that she is average-looking (reality), people will say that I have a sour grapes attitude towards half white people.
What is wrong by race mixing with white people on purpose? Everyone wants the best for their kids. Their kids will grow up looking white and getting to enjoy white privilege. Even if they look more Asian than white, at least they get to enjoy white privilege in Asia. I mean, everyone thinks of white facial features as more desirable and it's just a way of people ensuring that their kids will grow up to be good looking. Who wants ugly kids?
The truth is white worship and white privilege is universal around the world. White worship and white privilege will always exist even if people such as Barrack Obama and Nelson Mandela come along to try to change that and were awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace. There is nothing we can do about it so we might as well tag along with this trend.
The hapas here talk about hating their parents/biracial racial identity as they wish that they were 100% white. Sure, they are an "upgrade" from Asians, but they only get to enjoy 50% of white privilege and maybe even none in the west!
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>>39272680
>being from Hawaii
Are you a chicken or icehead?
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there is not a single chunk of land on this earth that hasn't been ruled over by whites
our standards of living are at a higher point than they have ever been for any class of person in all of human history
our technology sectors have created shit on par with magic for decades now, completely blowing every other group out of the water, with them catching up only very recently
that complete and utter domination is why they want to emulate it
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All I got from this is that Whites cannot be robots
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Who here / A l d i s /
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>>39272674
Germany forreal
Heil Hitler
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>>39272674
BUY CHEAP FOOD. GET NO BAGS. PAY FOR CART.
It's alright, I like shopping there
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>>39272674
>>39273414
Also, i hope to soon eat horse meat again, was yummy the last time they did that