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>no friend to get sad with and listen to lil peep with
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>>39047099
He looks like a complete poser faggot but this song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW9K84EbU4
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https://youtu.be/uuS_jy3dnts?t=731


;-;
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>>39047099
> Face tattoos
> No friends
Gee I wonder why

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Bi-yearly "You will never..." thread.

I'll start

>You will never be understood by anyone that matters to you.
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>>39047076
>You will never stop killing robots on a daily basis
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>>39047098

>You will never be a cat boy in a fantasy land running freely in the fields only to return and have your village be destroyed by orks forcing you to go on a life changing adventure on your path to avenging them.

Whi live?
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>>39047076
>you will never escape the hate others project upon you that stems from their own insecurity and fear of emptiness or mortality that they experience only brief reprieves from while preforming acts that coincide with the approval of others in the cult of commonality.

actually not even bothered by it. wish i was more like them but its too late for me to make a decent run of it tho.

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You can have any superpower. Which one do you choose and why?
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The ability to wear something that's been pressed.
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>>39046855
Shapeshifting. I could just transform into Chad or Stacy
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>>39047294
You don't need superpowers to do that anon

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Based entirely on their bodies alone, who are your top 3 girls?

G, K, and L are the only true answers
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>>39046814
>glasses
fucking dropped
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>>39046814
From best to last:
G, B, I

Knowing this, no girl like this would ever take interest in me.
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>>39046814
Absolutely trash tier taste.

A, C, H or youre a cuck

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Why is america such a racists country. I am European, we have a long history of racism (even we invented it) but we are not so nearly as racist as United States today. No memes please honest answer why can't all Ammericans just get along?
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You will be when your population of non-whites increases with immigration, another generation or two.

We're racist here because we live and deal with lots of niggers. They fucking suck, ruin everything, so naturally some of us hate them and most everyone is at least a little racist even if they don't show it.
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>>39046793
every action has an equal reaction. someone from group a happens to piss off someone else from group b and the person from group b pisses off someone else from group a. it just so happens that a = right, b = left.
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>>39046838
No. We integrate our immigrants.
All Humans will be a shade of brown anyway by 3000 it is inevitable.

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How to cure pretty much anything...

Start with:

Standing in the sun for at least one hour a day, at your window is fine. Progress to physically being outside. Buy a book or bring hand held consoles out with you if you have to.

Talking to at least one person a day, even if it goes badly. Start with a simple purchases and service industry workers. "Hello, how are you? I would like ____" will do to start. A great next step would be an uber driver, (temporary small talk).

Eat at least one veggie a day. Uncooked is fine for lazy bots. Find a veggie you like and progress to snacking on it. (Fruit is not healthy it is nature's candy don't eat it). Aim for a mostly vegitarian diet, proper unprocessed meat is ok as well.

Try to sleep at the same time every night. This time can be 10pm or 3am as long as it's constant. Continue to try to sleep even when you mess this step up.

Limit Internet usage. Start with 1 hour when you are NOT allowed to use the Internet. When you get used to that, progress to 2 hours and so on.

This should clear up any issues with confidence, mental health, physical health, acne, depression, etc...

Noticable results in a week with all of these at once, and a month with one step at a time.

Good luck robots.
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More like how to cure neetdom. Any non neet will do all that, so unless you're saying you can only be depressed if you're a neet then you're full of shit.
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>(Fruit is not healthy it is nature's candy don't eat it). Aim for a mostly vegitarian diet

Immediately disregarded everything you have to say.
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>>39046672
The amount of sugar in fruit is nearly the safe as a lot of candies. Its not nessesary in such large amounts for our diet. Thus the crazy price for it in stores.

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>say a 12 year old looks cute
>friends tells me that's weird
IT'S NATURAL
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>>39046435
>12
yeah that's weird, if she were 15 or so I'd agree
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>>39046456
You failed for left wing propaganda. Before industrial revolution it was socially acceptable.
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>>39046456
He said cute not I want to bang her

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>/pol/ is invading us again
just leave. No one cares about preserving the white race, or fighting jews niggers or praising kekistani
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>be me
>spend a few hours making racist posts to trigger the coons and kikes who don't belong on r9k
>"uuuh it's a pol invasion annudah shoah"
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>>39046429
i agree with you 100%. i hate >>>/pol/ fags because there the modern day mlp fags but worse. lets say i start a thread about fishing and ask about where you like to go and what type of fish you catch. there will be some pol fag posting statistics about niggers stealing fish. then when people say fuck off where trying to talk about fishing they will just call everyone shills and shitpost in the thread even more and call everyone disagreeing with them shills. which is the exact thing mlp fags used to do but with different buzzwords but now they have a containment and stay in it unlike pol fags. also a majority of pol fags are dumb phoneposters
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>>39046478
lol and praise kek! 1488 am i right

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If your niece wants to see your penis, do you show it to her?
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>>39046413
>if your niece wants to see your penis
Write my suicide note because after I refuse to show it to her she'll probably just tell mommy/daddy that I diddled her to get revenge against me.
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>>39046413
yeah ofc, i'll teach her how to clean it aswell for when she gets her own
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No.
You should only see your fathers dick until you are married.

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>ANOTHER coworker called me quiet behind my back
Fucking end me. I can't do this shit
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>>39046350
What's bad about being called quiet?
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>>39046350
but you are quiet, why do you take it personal faggot
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>>39046350
just talk more

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Robots post how much do you have in savings and how old you are.

I need to know how far I am behind.
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>$1,500 or so
>30
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>>39046268
I literally have 2 cents in my savings account. I'm 25
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$10,000 28

Original post do not steal

fhfk9

who /uglywithhugedick/ here?

Lead to a weird life for my in college, sleeping with me almost became a bet for some girls.
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What's your length and girth?
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>>39045660
And please post pics
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>>39045660
9.5in length, 6.5in girth.

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Robots, what turned you into a bitter husk of a person?

> Countless years of bullying and harassment
> Become socially secluded to the point where I have as much personality as a rock
> Nothing affects me anymore
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>>39045600

I'm in the same boat, bro. You try and you try and all you get is negative feedback. You get shocked no matter what button you press, so eventually you quit entirely.

My life plan right now is to keep drinking and playing video games until something happens or I get bored. Then it's off to that noose in the other room.
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>>39045600
Checked

I think robots tend to have similar reasons for turning into robots. My father had severe mental illness, was verbally and physically abusive, tried to shoot me and my mom and sister one time, my sister has had cancer 3 times already in her and survived all 3 times. After my mother finally realized my father was certifiably mentally ill we left and moved in with her parents. It's just been years of trying to start again but my mom has mental illness too so it's just been years of trying to making it all work. Currently I'm in university just struggling my way through in hopes of getting a masters degree.
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>>39045600
>Bullying
>Abandoment
>Daddy issues
>Had to left everything I knew and love behind
>No friends

its my birthday
someone wish me happy birthday
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Happy Birthday Anon, I hope your days become better :^)
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>>39045587
Happy b-day anon! You're exactly one month (and ?? years) older than me! Find a gf till next b-day.
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hpapy borthday

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5'2", not particularly attractive and yet he got a harem of pretty women to do his bidding, and even kill for him. What's his secret?
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Charisma is a hell of a drug. He's also a fuck powerful empath
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>not attractive
False. He wasn't a chad but he wasn't ugly plus he was dangerous.
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>>39045505
What exactly was his charisma?

Fwiw, I had an ex and her group of friends wanted to send letters to him with drawings of them raising cats together.

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