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You know the rules. Just go to work wagie. Leave me be.
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>tfw have to go to work in 20 min
you win this time, neet
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>>37446571
my thoughts are with you wagie
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*siiiiiiip*
hello resident wagies :^)

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As a brit how do I get a qt French gf?
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>>37446362
You're a disgrace to the nation for wanting to date a frog. I bet you voted remain and labour too
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Hit her with your truck.
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>>37446362
Wait, is it a trap ?

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How come girls aren't the type to ask men out these days? I thought society was supposed to be different
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>Expecting women in western society to actually want to be equal to men
>Expecting women to want to experience the same hardships as men when they can always just say we are privileged and then they can enjoy feminism and chivalry at the same time

o I am laffin m8
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>>37446325
I think it's genetics desu
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>>37446342
Basically this is the best answer you're going to get.

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>26 years old reporting in
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looks like you win you fucking freak
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>>37446280
37 here. I hide my crippling pain by being in the military. I joined up as soon as I graduated high school so i have no other possible skills for work but luckily i can retire next year since its a 20 year service before you can retire if you want. truly my living is pain but it feels good to wake up next to my handgun and gasmask. Hopefully I'll participate in North Korea before I decide to retire
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Almost 27 here fampai

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Well well well, if it isn't the pathetic wagecuck waking up for his last day this week.tsk, tsk, what at a SAD way to live! Only enjoying yourselves for 48 hours a week.

Meanwhile I, an astonishing NEET, have an infinite amount of time to expand my knowledge in a variety of fields, engage in a variety of hobbies, and fuck as many tight young college qts as much as I please.

*chuckles* Too bad you don't have enough time for that, wagie! Sad!

Well, enough about me. Up up up wagie! You wouldn't wanna be late again, now would you? Another day, another dollar!
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Why do NEETs like to make fun of wageslaves?
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>>37446262
>expand my knowledge in a variety of fields, engage in a variety of hobbies, and fuck as many tight young college qts as much as I please.

Don't lie,we know that all you do is watch anime,play vidya,jerk off,shitpost,REEEE and cry yourself to sleep.

t.another NEET
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>>37446441
I hate being a NEET and my life is fucking miserable and I want to die.

Better than working, though

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Why do we all have such shitty, nothing lives robots?

Why is it that everyone around us has some semblance of a fulfilling life but when everything we do to try and make one for ourselves we fail miserably?
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>>37445716
some people are just more deserving of things in life then those who don't try and constantly bitch about it.
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You live in delusion if you think the people around you are more fulfilled and happier. The human condition is constant, the only thing which changes is the outwards manifestations and the social constructs surrounding them. It is empty for everyone, no matter how many distractions they manage to cram in.
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>>37445716
Personality disorders cause an inability to get close to people, lack of human contact is unhealthy

What is the perfect robot profession?
I have 3 years of mandatory military service ahead of me so I have time to think it through.
I hate seeing and talking to people and the idea of gf is honestly not appealing by now.
the internet,books and music is all I need to keep going.
I've wanted to take up truck driving in the army so that I would come out with work experience then immigrate to the states/Canada because I despise the country I currently live in, get a license and start trucking.
you get a truck all for yourself, long drives and you don't have to deal with anyone for weeks at a time. thoughts?
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>>37445622
I wanted to do it but I got in a wreck because I blacked out. Damn shame I was taking school for it too.

Learn how to drive stick now
Learn how to deal with traffic,etc.
Make big bucks
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REPLY TO MY POST REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37445622
Are you from jewland originaly

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Do women care if it's straight or not?

Virgin anon here, never had gf (be 18)

It's pretty decent in size (about 6 inches), but it curves heavily to the left. I mean, when fully erect the end is at least 1.5 inches away from the epicenter.

Do women care about stuff like that? Is this something to be self-conscious about?
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>>37445343
uhm some can hurt, depending on how it curves
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>>37445343
>6"
>decent size
Lad, 6 inches is a tad below average. Its not tiny, but definitely on the smaller side.
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Start fapping with your left hand and it will eventually correct

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>tfw no cute darkskin black girlfriend

It hurts, my friends.
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>>37445222
Yes it does. I'm in a constant state of agony, because of this. If I could, I'd trade in my white gf for a sexy ebony skinned goddess.
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>>37445222
>Tfw no chocolate gf to make consensual loving to
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>>37445427
>tfw no horse gf to make consensual loving to

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Anybody ever have nightmares about eating food? Like, eating 4 donuts in a row or eating a bar of chocolate like in pic related?
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>>37445198

If that's a 200 grammer I've usually finished the whole thing off along with a litre of coke in one or two anime episodes.
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>>37445298
Pig disgusting how can you even live with yourself?
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>>37445374

You know, that's a damn good question.

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Congraduations /r9k/!
You're now fully infested with normies, how does this make you feel?
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it's no news. anyone who thinks 4chan or /r9k/ is still remotely close to what it was is a newfag anyway.

there, thread closed.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6dzis9/robot_on_reddit/
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>>37445190
>phone
You dare speaking about normalcy?

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wheres the best place to aim a shotgun? forehead?
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Roof of mouth
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>>37445091
Why would you aim it at a plate of bone when you could put it in your mouth and get inside of your skull that way?
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>>37445106
would it probably be an instant death like you wouldnt even hear it go off?

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I worked as a barman for a few years, I never understood normies and never will.
Normies please explain me what is the fun of going out to a party to see people you already know or to drink so much to the point you are unconscious in the ground?

I saw those roasties whoring around and imagined if they were my kids, I imagined if I was a father and had the disappointing view of my
daughter being a casual whore, it made me so angry, this society is wrong in so many levels.

Normies please, give me enough reasons to justify this degeneracy ty.
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>>37444987
>looking for normies on an anti normie board.
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>>37444987
Yeah man it's kinda gross all women are whores I don't get it. There's no even a reprocussion to it they can just lie.
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>>37444998
They're everywhere now, friend. Our time is over.

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Who is your favorite fictional character who shares your snowflake indicator?
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>>37444985
Mbti are useless shit just like horoscopes good bye
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>>37444985
INFJ

Hitler
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ISTP

Spike Spiegel

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What should you do if a girl online keeps saying lewd things to you
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>>37444907
Erotic Role Play
girl (male)
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>>37444907
I made her send me nudes (timestamped) and she did
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>>37444912
sometimes I try to but I just get embarrassed and can't say anything, I'm not good at it. its a real girl

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