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Sooeysize

>>38796525
help me come up with a one liner/phrase that encompasses the essence of the following:
>the long road travelled
>remade right
>on the mend
>dedication and success

I'm having burning, liquid diaherrea and it feels like hot sauce on my anus

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>>38796497
>be me take acid
That wasn't very clever was it.

>>38796497
why do you care that they saw your dick?

>>38796518
no..

i regret it really badly since there may be a high possibility that the people who found me and called the ambulance are my neighbours :(

>tfw you just want to hide and never come out

>>38796480
people want powa and reponibilitah and a sense of belonging.

>>38796502
like kings n shit?

>>38796480
I wonder if there's a mod that calls himself "BatMod"

>>38796432
nice car bro

Only Chads live there

>birthrate in America
>1.84 births per woman

>birthrate in FUCKING CHAD
>6.05 births per woman

How can we even compete?

>>38796431
get blackout curtains
sleep in a room with no electronic devices
exercise
b urself

No caffiene within 3-4 hours of wanting to sleep, and ideally no heavy amounts of sugar either.

Flux / gaming glasses / cell phone app to block out blue light a few hours from sleep time. Ideally no screen at all an hour before attempted sleep.

Melatonin if you want a fairly safe sleep aid, take at same time each night till you're back on a normal sleep schedule. Don't take long-term.

Don't eat right before bed. Try and eat within a 10 hour window each day, and never before bed. You'll be busy digesting and won't be properly rested.

Don't take your cell phone to bed, don't get in your bed and read, only go to bed for sleep. This will train your body to realize it's time for sleep when you get in bed and nothing else.

>>38796469
>>38796444
What should I be wearing to bed? It's currently winter here.

>>38796407
dont forget, all women are whores

post your convos and we will tell you what you did wrong

>>38796407
women on online dating apps feel guilt about being whores, so if you state intent to meet before 'getting to know them' they lose plausible deniability to themselves that they're being whores. this is why you failed, because you created too much cognitive dissonance for her to ignore.

>wants to be a man

We have stinky man BO

>>38796352
Hey, OP. It's okay don't be glum, chum.
There's plenty to live for. You just forgotten how.
I'm pretty shit at comforting but please don't self harm. Please don't. I know I'm just a stranger, but it would be saddening to know you did that.
Let's just talk.
Did something happen recently that pushed you over the edge?

>>38796352
You're in luck Anon. I have a magic gender transforming penis. If you let me stick it in your vagina there's a 50% chance it'll turn into a penis* heh!

>*penis will be attached to a baby

It's not a "problem". Don't encourage these sluts to get better.

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I remember a time when there were no girls on the internet. Everyone assumed everyones gender. We all were beemis. We were all one.

What happened /b/?

>being female on 4chan
That. Right there. You have to be an abnormal female to be here at all.

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Galactic Federation thread? Galactic Federation thread.

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superior ideal gf :^)

>>38796200
I want a gf so fucking much. But i live in a muslim city and its fucked. The sooner the nukes drop, the better

It's cool anon-kun, reincarnation is real.
Don't worry too much about it.

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I rembre wen I was 8 and ran crycry to my mowwy I sas
>"I dont want 2 die"
>buckle up
aw

Death is certain.
Why fear something that will happen sooner or later?

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>Mfw I spell think wrong

>>38796145
Wrong board, mate.

In all honesty, she never really says anything that hasn't been said before a million times. I think she's just cashing in on the current sjw-hate wave.

>>38796145
roastie on the "lol feminism and sjews so stooopit lulz xD" meme bandwaon

her daddycomplex with that imbecile sceptic is also annoying

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FUCK I JUST ELIMINATED A CITY

>>38796144
Rolling for white wymon

>>38796144
FUCK YOU GIGA NIGGA

>>38796140
If they're qualified to get there then they should go there. What's the problem?

>oh wait this is a racebait thread
>no one's here to actually have their opinions challenged

Saged.

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Wow,

it's almost as if the statistical odds of that are so extremely low that they were admitted to fill a quota for non-whites, unfairly rejecting the more impressive white people who worked harder.

Haha, no that can't be it... :) racism doesn't exist for white people :)

>>38796230
Slavs Portuguese and Spanish aren't really white

Please do not associate my girlfriend with your autistic schadenfreude, thank you.

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>Comparing yourself to your old classmates
>Comparing yourself to others
>Not comparing yourself today to yourself yesterday.

>kramer

>>38796155
>being self aware at all

>>38796068
>I'm going to hang out someplace that I don't like, and then complain about it!
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/sci/
>>>/lit/
>>>/his/

Faggots ruined /r9k/

>>38796068
You mean normalfags and newfags
Yea 4chan isnt what it used to be, just move on faggot, everyone knows that already.
Move on to a new site when this one implodes anon, 4chan isnt the only imageboard in existance, so dont get so attached and spergy over it.