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>dubs die in their sleep tonight
>singles get reincarnated for round 2
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>>38650809
Rolling for dubs of sweet release
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>>38650809
This is running on empty, food review! (Oh kami-sama reviewbrah, grant me death)
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>>38650932
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT I ASKED REVIEWBRAH HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

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>tfw you will never sniff a muslim girls sole

Are there any muslim girls on r9k? If you want a white bf I'm decent looking, come from a wealthy family, and am going to college. I'll convert and do anything you want.
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>>38650781
you could probably move to a muslim nation and get a hot one as long as you pay a dowry.

don't do what she says you have to tell her what to do, that's how the whole islam thing works.
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>>38650781
now THIS is a new level of degeneracy
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>>38650781
Muslims don't have soles.

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>there are men of age who jack-off exclusively to vanilla porn
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What's wrong with that? I just like big tits and a tight pussy with hair.
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Yeah, some of those weirdos have never catfished their way into a futanari/ circumcision/ incest RP on Tumblr with a guy you're glad ghosted you because he was legit mentally ill but man could that nigga type.
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>>38650892
Then there are faggots like you. Why aren't people as comfy as I am with hardcore, hetero porn?

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>ask girlfriend for blowjob
>she only gives me a handjob

So, this is what it's like being a Robot. My god, how do you guys live like this?
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>>38650725
>having a girlfriend
>being a robot
pick one newfag
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>>38650725
>ask a girl something
>she doesn't obey
Are you really a man?
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>>38651234
>Still cheating on me
>Talked about this in therapy

What a fucking beta faggot. Kick her ass to the curb the first time she does it if she is under 30 she WILL do it again. Shes worthless trash until she can grow up.

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>be a gril
>hate other grils
>hate trannys
>hate anything even remotely feminine
Why am I like this? Should I just transition to being a guy so I can stop hating myself? Should I kill myself instead?
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maybe you should just be urself idiot, it's not hard
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>>38650712
You should realize true happiness comes from killing those who desire your own femininity that you despise and become a serial killer.
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>>38650712
because you want all the fucking attention and even yourself

lol01
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lol02
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lol03
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lol04

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>He walks around his house in slow motion pretending he's a giant when nobody is home

H-Hah, no I don't !
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>he imagines being friends with his favorite Youtubers

Heh, weirdos....
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>>38650677
>He imagines himself in a world where oneitis is being Tsundere

T-thank God I'm not him.
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>he imagines that all other humans suddenly disappeared and he has the entire world to himself

St-still working on them survival strategies

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Just settle anon.
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>>38650537
>tfw legitimately creeped out by the idea of loved ones advising me to settle

AND LEAVE JAMES ALONE!
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that baby is fucking sexy, i'd gladly settle if it meant I could fuck that thing while my "wife" is asleep
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jk btw..... don't hunt me down fbi

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>realized a qt at work likes me and was trying to flirt
>it was pretty fucking obvious
>chalked it up to her being lolrandom

What do I do?!?!
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Keep testing and evaluating whether or not she actually is interested and end up doing nothing
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>>38650532
anon you fucking sperg she's probably just being nice

try it and she'll use that "i don't shit where i eat" excuse and stop talking to you forever
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I can't tell you what to do, but I can tell you what you shouldnt, and that's get emotionally invested.

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Would you date a girl 300 feet taller than you?
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i would do anything for that
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>>38650501
Definitely 100%.
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>>38650501
No because I don't have that retarded fetish.

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>khv
>on online dating. Getting no luck. Girls hate me
>get a message from a woman in her 40s. She's fat, ugly, and is clearly crazy
>I talk to her for a bit, and she wants me to her house, even though I'm 26

Do I do it? She seems down to fuck, but... do I do it? My dick says go for it, but my mind says no.
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>>38650499
Oops.

>and she wants me to her house
>and she wants me to go her house

Fixed.
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>>38650499
No, you'll regret it. Sex is empty if you don't give a shit about the other person.
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>>38650554
But I'll regret it if I don't do it.

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This is Dean Dino. He appeared in a previous thread yesterday, in at attempt to become a new meme on 4chan. I will post a few versions of him, as the basis of him is to make him into whatever you want (at least thats how i perceive it).
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For example, one sould made him into the "check em" guy
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Another example is this s a d b o y .

PS: I made a typo in that post (>>38650506). I meant to say "soul"
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heres an OC I made yesterday.

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Is porn cheating?
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I wouldn't know, I've never had a gf.

You may go now.
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>>38650487
>Is porn cheating?

No it isn't, my wife is okay with me watching porn she knows that I love her. She knows that having sex over and over again isn't going to cut it.
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no. never get so whipped that u think it is and if she gets mad then break up with her

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any robots muscular guys??

I'll cut to the chase, I'm looking for a fit introvert who likes femdom and feet and no LDR nonsense.

if you post your bod and face ill drop my contact if i like it :)
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go to >>>/soc/ you mongo
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Im pretty /fit/
But whores like you can go to hell and churtle on the devils hairy scrotum
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>>38650687
I'm a virgin

>>38650495
I dont want a normie

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Anyone else here have a hairy pussy fetish?

Pubic hair on a girl is so sexy to me

The pic is of my ideal woman
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Its a case by case basis for me.
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>>38650431
I used to actively avoid porn with hairy cunts when i was younger, but now i actively seek it out.
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Hair is the best but no fatties

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