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Dubs decides what Porn you jerk to next. 2017-01-12 02:35:34 Post No.34078362
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Dubs decides what Porn you jerk to next.
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2017-01-12 02:35:34
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Roll to fap bots.
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these threads are great because you get to see who is jerking off to other people's fetishes which is super gay
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BayCityRolling
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>>34078362
ayyy rollin
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What are my chances guys?
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>>34078320
all I see is potential breski
6 to 7 easy if you get in shape.
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>>34078320
kys tbqh desu
oregano
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>>34078340
>6 to 7 easy
HA
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>he's 23+ and still makes under $50,000
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>mfw I make <$500/year
>but I know women wouldn't want to date me even if I made more than that so I don't care and just keep on NEET'in
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>>34078303
That is me. I went to college for 4 years to make 40k a year.
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>>34078303
You would be shocked at the degree in which 23 year olds making more than 50k are the minority.
You pretty much have to be an electrical or petroleum engineer to bust over 50k at 23.
Either that or live in the richest state ever where you make 50k and rent is $1,600 a month
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What's this hairstyle called? Inb4 gay.
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>>34078236
The "I Watched Vikings by History Channel"
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It's the Qui-Gon Jinn
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>>34078236
gay
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooiiiiiiiiiii
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsbYHI-rZOE
Anyone else find things like this funny? Roasties get what the have coming. If she wasn't such a stuck up bitch she would have dated that quiet robot that had a crush on her and everything would have been fine
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>>34078184
I may be a robot, but I'm not a fucking sociopath. That girl was a fucking victim, and just cause you can't get a gf doesn't mean every girl should die. Jesus fucking Christ OP
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>>34078403
>I may be a robot, but I'm not a fucking sociopath
Thanks for the info redditt.
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>>34078184
this is just wrong and a crime famalami
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If girls exist on this board, why can't they get a boyfriend to love them?
Please give me your input. Be honest as possible.
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>>34078099
>If girls exist on this board, why can't they get a boyfriend to love them?
Because they're all holding out for Chad, or they're bitter lesbians. That, or they're already taken and come here just for kicks
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>>34078099
because they won't give me a chance
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>>34078099
because they always manage to sabotage it for themselves, which doesn't take much since the majority of us are robots, sucks for them tbqhonest.
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It's that time again
https://discord.gg/w2PtR
No faggots, traps, ect
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hahahaha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>34078089
NO NON VIRGINS
NO WOMEN
THIS IS A REAL ROBOT DISCORD ONLY
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>>34078089
are cuties like me welcome here? x3
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>Have humiliating and miserable childhood
>attempt to create a sort of protective identity, trust no one, take anything I want
>actually pretty successful, feel invincible
>every now and then get a "comedown", remember all thr painful incidents I've experienced, feel immense rage and depression
>resort to dissociative drugs, mainly ket, also try anything and everything, coke, md, hash, green
>it all feels like one big confusing rollercoaster, why was I born into this cruel existence? Why do I exist? Why does anything exist?
>Plan on taking some md and going on an axe massacre, all paths in life lead back to the same place
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Please be my axe murdering bf
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>>34078084
No
Originally commentio deppressio
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>>34078070
But what if you go on your axe massacre and nothing changes? You just wake up in your bed as if nothing ever happened, or worse in a prison cell awaiting deathrow for 40 years? Or what if this existence is even more cruel and you aren't even given the peace of death? Or perhaps you were made to do this very thing, not able to change the outcome even a little. I'm sure you're blameless in all of this.
How long have you been here and me, how long have we been wandering and wondering? If you do find out any answers please come back here and share, just don't share the head of your axe just yet.
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I don't understand fembots. Take this one for instance, pic related. She looks fine and has that edgy emo look to her, yet she somehow thinks that she is entitled to be here and to complain how hard she has it because Chad won't talk to her.
Can someone explain the 'fembots' thing to me? They have it nowhere near as bad as robots do yet they never stop complaining.
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>>34078063
she is not a fembot
she es a normie
there is your mistake anon.
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>>34078063
>Take this one for instance, pic related.
What the fuck are you talking about, retard?
The girl in that image has never posted here before.
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>>34078063
She's a He, Gay boi
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Why the fuck do most of you losers think that you have to go for 10/10 stacies all the time. None of them will ever love you, and in the slight chance that you somehow get with one of them, it will be the most boring and unfulfilling experience of your life.
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>>34078043
But this is a tumblreddit meme and I don't want "stacie"?
I literally, quintessentially, literally, want a gf who is attractive as me (like 6/10), doesn't shave her pits, is slightly overweight/chubby, has acne scars, and preferably a messy ponytail
the fuck outta here unless you're literally my ideal gf, scrub
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>>34078075
keyword = most
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>>34078212
If you took the time to actually read the posts here instead of cherrypicking screencaps taken by reddit or tumblr, you'd see a lot of other robots are similar to me in the sense that they want an equally flawed/not-conventionally-attractive gf
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>have to work 11 hours tomorrow
how do I resist the urge to drive into oncoming traffic every morning?
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>>34078019
it's because your scared to crash your prius
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Think about the money
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Just think about seeing your partner when you get home.
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Mom and dad are talking shit about me in their room cause I'm a NEET, mom says that if I'm online so much time I can get an online job.
What can I do ? I'm useless
(no programming skillshots, non a good graphic designer and also not a native english speaker as you can see)
There's online jobs who not requires skillshots?
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>>34078004
Depending on what kind of 3rd world country you live in, you could do amazon MTurk and make like $10/week or something
should be enough to buy a sack of rice and a sack of grain to feed your milking goat, or whatever
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you could try your hand at transcriptions and captioning videos
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you could always make a bunch of autistic youtube videos and either beg for donations or whore for ad money.
Prolly won't work but people have done it.
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>tfw you're a 26 year old robot and a 10/10 is absolutely obsessed you and you'd rather be shot to death than try to make the relationship work because you know you're a beta shitstain.
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>>34078003
Is it time for a refill, anon?
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>>34078029
of what redpill shit, i dont believe that...and i guess it would be indicative concerning this matter.
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>>34078003
I know this feel.
I have this girl who is into me. She is beautiful, definitely not 10/10 but beautiful. Im still ashamed of engaging in anything with her because im know im not worthy and she could find someone better.
Who /foulbachelorfrog/ here? Foul Bachelor Frog is an important cultural precursor of Pepe. In the past ten minutes I've just done a very foul bachelor string of things which I shall relate below:
A literal bachelor is an unmarried, and often gf-less man who lives alone or "under his own power" in some way shape manner or form - not in the parents' basement, not at the asylum in group living, etc. A literal bachelor is thus by-definition arguably a normie, but there we are.
>spill beer with keyboard, onto rug below
>immediately and hastily tamp down spill on rug with paper towels, wet some others to get water in the mix and dilute the business
>use three separate already-partially used paper towel rolls scattered about to manage this
>start applying dry towels after the hasty job because fuck it
>mental note: one notable and non-catastrophic beer spill in this heavy-traffic area over the past year is actually quite good, above average desu
>scrape up the sliver-bits of paper towel
>get it damp, diluted, "okay"
>febreze that shit hard for a good 45 seconds, just to tamp down stale beer smell because fuck actually picking the carpet up (it's locked in place by furniture)
>should be fine
>some beer had spilled on my pant leg, throw soiled pants in tub, pick up day-old pants which are perfectly fine for repeated evening use
>return to sink where wet beer had been removed to, calmly finish tainted beer over sink (right now)
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>sitting naked in my childhood bedroom at the age of 27 after just jerking off to creepy weird hentai, surrounded by tissues and garbage I just throw on the floor
>haven't changed my bedsheets in like 14 months or something and don't plan to
>ate a hungry man dinner for supper
>when I get home from work I put on the same sauce and jizzum-crusted lounge pants I've been wearing for two weeks
What really fucks me up is that I'm a KHV at the same age that my parents were when i was born.
My fucking dad impregnated my mom BEFORE he was my current age. What a fucking mess my life is.
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>>34077917
I didn't read your long ass post, but I can only assume that this thread was inspired by pic related that I posted earlier. Yes bachelor frog was pre-pepe
Protip: only newfags say "fowl bachelor frog" it's just "bachelor frog"
And thank you for doing this opie
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>>34077917
>At least 30 beer bottles surrounding my desk
>Ash in most of them
>Yell at cat for meowing while I'm fapping
I used to laugh at Facebook Frog, but then I moved out and became him.
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Went to the strip club today.
Got a lap dance and scored some feels.
Chick let me squeeze her tits and touch around her pussy (not finger inside but just around, for example the clit).
She also put her mouth on my crotch and sort of lightly bit my dick through my pants.
Saw some good views of her pussy but honestly I'm not sure it was worth the money. PaId $100 between cover and the lapdance; I think she ripped me off somewhat; she claimed we did 4 songs but it felt like we only did 2.
What do you think robots?
Did I score a decent haul, or get fucked in the ass?
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>going to a strip club
you fucked up right from the very start
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>>34077906
>What do you think robots?
Absolute degeneracy.
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I don't think you're suppose to touch them that much, might have been why she ditched after two songs.