>tfw no abyssinian bf
>tfw no abbey sin aeon ?f
>>38332954
isn't abyssinian a cat breed ?
>I'm back elementary school with all my friends, having fun
>Wake up and realize I'm a 29 year old NEET virgin with no friends
>haven't spoken to anyone from elementary schools in 17 years
>Cry-laugh as I piss into the toilet
Is anybody else addicted to getting attention online? The attention gets me almost high it's an elation
I'm the kind of person the gets no live in real life but have people comment on my photos and such.
Also fuck off mods this isn't a rate thread or face photo
Goodbye borb
>>38496941
Ples dont hurt the birdy
>>38496941
complete badass
How did the birb thing start?
is it edgy to dress like Donnie Darko? i mean, with a skeleton custom on cold days only
i'm a skelly so i think that would be funny to wear (101 lbs and 5,8 feets)
bump
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>>38332826
I don't know if I'd call it edgy but it's definitely stupid and weird
How can white boys compete when this is the average black man?
>>38496880
Josh's half-naked Josh's
>>38496880
Ya know, i just can't compete with that.
>>38496880
We could compete in willy wars
The majority of all crime in America is committed by white men (Source: FBI crime statistics, 2016). Tell me again why you're not intriniscly violent and shouldn't be treated as a criminal?
>>38332780
What about just violent crime?
>>38332803
Don't change the subject whiteboy.
>>38332780
because we're in charge nigger
It's so demoralising seeing so many attractive women. I've seen literally about 5 9/10s today. They all have shitloads of tinder matches and Chads on tap.
It's so demoralising seeing attractive women or sluttily dressed women and realising that I would need to be a GigaChad to not be considered a joke to those types. An actual GigaChad.
And I am demoralised so much by the 6 and 7/10s. They always affect innocent traits or act overly friendly (not by initiating contact, as an example, none of them ever talk to me at work) with people in a loud and affected way. They have to put in slightly more effort to attract beta attention. They play the same game but are more dislikeable due to their affectations which seem dishonest.
Also a reminder that women look better during the day compared to when you see them on Friday nights. They dress on nights out in garish ways to signal promiscuity to alpha Chads. Not that you even need to wait for Friday or Saturday these days. Thursday is the new Friday and Wednesday is the new Thursday. Friday is New Year's Eve and Saturday is an orgy.
Fucking normie faggot /pol/ mod doesn't know that feel but I do anon, don't worry every dog has its day. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually you will die, and at that point I hope it will be good enough :)
AOL just banned /pol
>>38332676
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKING LIIIIIIBBBBBBBBEEEERALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS
I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORLD WAR THREE FUCKING WHEN?!?!?!?!?
I FUCKING HATE FEMINISTS
I FUCKING HATE JEWS
I FUCKING HATE NIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>38333333
That's a lot of 3s lad, wew.
>>38332736
what the fuck calm down anon!!!!!!fdfsdfsfs
I need friends http://steamcommunity.com/id/memesandshitposting/
Add me, bully me idc, i need something. I'm all alone in my apt for the next 3 weeks while my brother is away.
You can only post in this thread if you're 24. Or 23 and 24 in a few months, or 25 and were 24 a few months ago.
Does it feel like to anyone else that you're in an extremely slow motion car crash and not being able to stop it? I feel like the mechanisms for my life were set in motion a long time ago and all I can do now is just wait for it to end.
I've seriously put forth so much effort into unfucking my shit these past few years but it's really becoming clear now that there's no good ending to this story. I'm completely powerless to fate.
>>38332654
Ohey, I'm 24. Fat, virgin, live with parents, no IRL friends, making like $150 a week.
>>38332654
I turned 25 back in Januaray
Ironically my life has been good. I moved out of my scumbag parent's house, building up a savings, and I'm finally finishing community college by the end of fall.
Some things are still kinda fucked though, my social skills are a mess, my only sexual experience was with hookers, and I spend most of my free time along. idk how to fix it
>>38333565
free time alone*
>"What are you waiting for Anon? S-stick it in already, give me my seminal reparations!"
Wat do???
>>38332650
It looks like the mouth of some horrible eldritch abomination
This is me seeing my first black pussy.
It seems small.
>>38332650
Give her the seminal reparations she seeks and raise a proud half black son.
If he was alive today would he be posting with us?
He seems like a robot
I'm not either shy or afraid to talk to girls, but I feel like I'm not interesting at all and have nothing to talk about. Actually, the only thing I can talk about is anime and videogames, but I don't think that will help me to get a female human interested in me so..
What should I do? What kind of things should I get into in order to talk easily to the ladies?
>>38332561
Anon, if you like anime you can get close to girls by aiming for weeaboos. Believe me, those will fall for anyone, but they will more commonly fall for "funny" guys who treat them like they are cute (because they wish they were) and who will replicate anime scenes in real life. You know, those cringe lovey dovey ones.
>>38332638
>replicate anime scenes in real life
And people say vaccines don't cause autism
>>38332684
Eh, weaboos are autistic. That's the whole point.
>tfw finally got my wageslave life started
>nervous energetic and excited to start
>go to office for a week 8 - 4 every morning
>end up shit posting for hours
>literally get paid to shitpost
NEETs can suck my dick. You pathetic losers
>>38332486
How do l get your job?
>work closing shift at retailor
>no customers ever come in after 9:00
>shitpost til 11:00
>12.50 an hour
25 shitpostbux a day for me
>>38332640
Desktop support at an army base
Talked to the guys here and they literally say that there is not much to do. They get 2 - 3 jobs a day.
Also since I dont have a security clearance I cant go outside so I am kust reading comptia+ books and listening to music whilst chatting on discord. To answer your question. Just find major IT service providers and look for field service technicians and junior IT roles.
>>38332693
Enjoy cleaning up a big fat nigger shit