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How does one go about acquiring one of the fabled and mythological beings known as the "girl-friend", that I've only read about and seen in movies.
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>>34628886
By being a chad.
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>>34628886
Depends on what you look like. If you're a tall, big guy, you can get away with pretty much anything. Being an asshole works well. If you're a numale-looking guy, you gotta woo a grill with ur intelligence. If you're a manlet, you gotta overcompensate by talking about ur lick game and so on.
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What do the fables say one is suppose to do after getting oneself such a creature?
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Do women lack empathy only in the context of relationships or in all life scenarios
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they care just as little about the crimes our society is built on as the rest of us so for what its worth, yes they do lack empathy.
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Women don't lack empathy any more than the average male does. Most people have little to no empathy, since most people display sociopathic behavior/traits. The average person has next to nonexistent empathy/sympathy, so having no empathy isn't a trait that's exclusive to women. Most people are sociopaths to some degree.
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What makes you think women lack empathy? I feel like most human beings in general lack empathy and it's very rare for anyone to possess empathy at all
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Who alcoholics here anons ?
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>>34628756
Alcohol sucks
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I truly feel sorry for alcoholics it's an awful thing to choose to do
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used to be sort of but just stopped once big changes happened in my life. Alcohol takes a long time until your unable to live a normal life.
what works better is going on heroin or meth and then when your forced to quit those you can quit alcohol at the same time fairly easily
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Who else here filled with hatered ?
>constantly in a mild state of anger
>sporadic bouts of paranoia interspaced with depression.
Im lonely , give me those (yous)
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>>34628713
I know, how you feel. I'm filled with resentment towoards everyone but fellow virgin robots.
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yeah im filled with hatred just like my hero madara uchiha.
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>>34628713
I definitely have anger issues. The shit happening with the antifa terrorists in the news doesn't help. It's making me legitimately have homicidal fantasies.
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She didn't respond because she fell asleep. R-right guys?
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>>34628703
I'm sorry anon.
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these captcha things are kind of becoming minigames now to make my post worthy i kinda like it
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Looks like the conversation last no more than twenty minutes. That's kind of normal for text messages. I've had people take a day or two to reply because of their busy schedules (or in my dad's case: because of the after effects of a stroke).
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>>34628703
She didn't respond because she didn't want to go.
Soft next.
Don't overthink it.
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>Valentine's day is in 10 days
What are your plans, lads
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>even remembering when valentines day is
fuck off normo
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Taking my friend out for this birthday. Not gay.
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>>34628645
I'll be having surgery on the 14th. What a life.
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Any other robots have abnormally skinny arms?
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Strikingly similar arms to mine. Even the door is the same
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>>34628577
I love skinny boys <3 Post more pics op plsssss
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If it bothers you, you can remedy it by lifting weights and eating a lot.
If you look at pictures from the 40's and 50's though, like 60% of the guys back then had scrawny arms.
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>trying nofap to help my acne go away
FUCCCCCCKKKKKK
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>>34628503
Nofap is bad for acne. It increases your testosterone, which makes the acne worse.
It's good overall however, and it's benefits are numerous. But for acne alone, terrible idea.
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>>34628544
I looked some stuff up and read that he did it for awhile, on the sixth ray his acne got horrible, but after that it got alot better. I really am tempted right now.
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>>34628576
If you're just trying it out for a few weeks, there's nothing to lose. Can't harm you!
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Why do femshits bitch and cry if you call them a slut and a whore but have no problem with calling you a virgin or mocking you for not having the right amount of sex that they think makes you worthy?
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thefuck that girl is in my math class XD
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>this jaded
Ayy lmao
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>>34628456
>Every woman is the same person, and all hold the same opinions
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you have 3 nuclear bombs 2017-02-04 10:17:15 Post No.34628443
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where do you drop them?
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>>34628443
i wouldn't drop them. thats mean.
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Israel, Israel, Israel.
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>>34628443
Africa, Arab countries, and India.
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mfw the normie invasion of r9k has completely failed, eyes thought they could help us hehe. Talking with them usually end up with them raging and saying I need professional help hahahaha
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>>34628360
Well...have you considered getting professional help then?
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>>34628360
Jokes on you.
I don't see any normies on /r9k/
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>>34628379
I've never tried, but I would be disowned by my family if I did
ITT: talking through life problems as if Louis Theroux were inquiring.
post your problem, let anons(or yourself) walk through them with the infantile perspective Louis Theroux applies when exploring a problem.
EX:
I want a gf but don't really do anything to make that happen.
>why do you feel you don't do anything to work towards it?
b/c I'm a NEET and have nothing to offer.
>and does being a NEET in your perspective make yourself undesirable to a girl?
yes. girls want to fuck chads with jobs and a future.
>a chad? what's that?
a chad is a person genetically,mentally and socially poised to be my superior. he didn't really have to work for any of his successes, and just reaped the benefits of fitting the mold of society.
>it seems the things you're hung up on external things. maybe if you had more human relationships you would know that they don't hinge on the superficial.
idk. I feel my relationships have always been onesided, and that whenever I was shown equitable treatment, I rejected it as being beneath me. [personal strife]
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>>34628333
He has great docos
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i don't answer to you or your pretentious NPR-listener fans
throw your camera in a gully you dumb normie faggot
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You forgot the part where you have an autistic meltdown and he stands idly by while your guardian tackles you to the ground
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What are you going for valentine's day anon?
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>>34628332
i'm going to see the new fifty shades of grey movie with my boyfriend
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>>34628332
What I do every day. Drink and try working up the courage to kill myself.
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>>34628332
Celebrate my 25th birthday.
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Why has no girl ever asked me out on a date?
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>>34628314
Cause you're a girl
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>>34628314
Only ugly chicks ask guys out on dates.
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>>34628314
because you're disgusting.
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tfw asian gril but only attracted to gingers 2017-02-04 10:06:20 Post No.34628304
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but only the ones with literal orange hair and no eyelashes/eyebrows.anyone else relate?
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Don't fucking have kids. Asian gingers are literally the weirdest fucking thing I have seen while going through south east Asia.
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>>34628304
Yeah im a girl too hehexdddd i like only muscly guys hehe
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>>34628304
>tfw dark ginger guy with eyebrows