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>at a party
>friend introduces me to one of his female friends
>she's really gorgeous; beautiful smile, black hair in a bun, nice freckles, cute new york accent (from Queens originally)
>start talking outside
>really hit it off, she starts touching my shoulders and shit
>laughs at my shitty jokes
>says i have potential to be a great writer and i should pursue my dreams
>30 min later
>says she has to go to the bathroom
>waiting outside
>she ended up leaving with one my friends
>more attractive than me even though he's a dumb stoner type
>end up go playing Smash in a side-room with this autistic kid all night long
Should I kill myself?
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>>37521253
Did you have fun playing smash?
And no don't kill yourself. These type of whores are not worth killing yourself over, if you can get in a situation like that once, you can probably get into it again. Just keep trying or just stop giving a fuck about females.
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>>37521380
Yeah I had fun, but I was thinking about her all night. I'm still trying to get at her on Facebook but she hasn't answered my request yet.
I don't mind her sleeping with my friend, if it was just a one time thing. I just wish I could be as effortlessly cool as some people
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>>37521253
No, on the contrary. You should live.
Now you're beginning to see, you just never know what's around the next corner
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Do good women exist?
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only if good humans exist
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>>37521241
>only if good humans exist
Well, do they?
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Answer my questions
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How much make up do you prefer on girls?
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>>37521068
no make-up make-up is the only correct answer
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>>37521068
No make up or no Make up make up
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no makeup for real is the cutest
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If I rape a Stacy, does that make me an ultra chad?
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>>37521059
No, that would make you a rapist.
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It's not rape if you're good looking enough
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>>37521059
only if she cums
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ok what the fuck is going on here 2017-06-05 08:29:54 Post No.37520876
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ok what the fuck is going on here
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a literal stacy, like an actual 10/10 said I was the hottest guy she's ever been around, she's not a virgin or anything and hangs out with chads, she's older than me too, literally like 3 years older (I'm 19)
>literally orbits the absolute fuck out of me
>sends me nudes constantly
>her friends say she cries over how mentally ill I am
>constantly begs me to take her out and watch movies with her
>she always masturbates after she hears my voice over the phone
>she's paranoid about me being around over girls
>her guy friends hate me
I'm not a normie in the slightest, I was diagnosed autistic when I was a child, I'm also schizophrenic.
I'm also extremely ugly, I'm 5'7 or 5'8, I have acne, I have a smashed up face, yellow disgusting teeth, a small jaw etc, I'm an alcoholic druggie, I've never kissed a girl; never even held hands with a girl
I've never had a social life, I went out a few times recently because people from college begged me to come out with them
Is it just me or are people trying to meme me
I asked how she finds me attractive and she said I'm ugly but in a pretty way, she says girls like guy's that are sweet and masculine
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>Is it just me or are people trying to meme me
post face and we will decide
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>>37520910
Second this. Only way to see if it's bait or not is for you to post an original selfie
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If she's being genuine pump and dump her.
If she send you genuine nudes then I'd say shes not lying.
Also post nudes and messages or grow.
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Is hookup culture bad? If so, why?
Hard mode: no "hurr durr no one will make out with me so no else should >:(" kind of answers
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I honestly don't like it because it cheapens sex and it would make me feel interchangeable
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It takes away from romance and love by turning it into a cheap physical replacement
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hurr durr no one will make out with me so no else should >:(
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Describe your ideal sex slave in this thread.
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Good friend
Likes to cook and play video games
Wants to go out with me, holding hands
Give me hugs when I need them
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>>37520755
>fat
>lactating
>wears cow print
>dominant in bed, submissive day-to-day
Moo
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Biologically female
Will give me hugs and cuddles
Doesn't mind or loves to be milked
Likes animu Vidya and manga
Will comfort me when I'm lonely
Pale skin, naturally blonde or brown
Blue or green eyes
Big breasted
Not obese
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How often should I text a girl I'm infatuated with? 2017-06-05 08:20:54 Post No.37520716
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How often should I text a girl I'm infatuated with?
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I wish there were fucking guidelines for this shit.
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I don't know my man. I think it's luck based.
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>>37520750
God fucking damn it that is exactly what happened last time a girl showed interest in me
Fuck this shit I'm gonna go full MGTOW
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>>37520804
Kek, this. Maybe girls get scared real quick.
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how does your desktop look /r9k/?
pic related.
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>>37520680
>he plays secrets of grindea
marry me boy
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>>37520680
>to-do-things
>empty folder
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>>37520680
oregano for the robot
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Who here /chadstrider/?
You virgins can't be this bad right?
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>>37520599
Those two are literally me
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Calling all /chadlounger/s
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>tfw virgin walk
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>become a normalfag
>realize everything normal people like is boring as fuck
>even sex
>you just flop on top of a girl for ten minutes until you cum and she usually cums first
>everyone keeps up a facade constantly and no one is honest
>come back here after over a year
>board is slow as fuck and filled with women or fags
>too guilty to go on wiz
Where the fuck do i go? I hate normal people and everything they stand for. You fucks told becoming normal is great, but it's shit.
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>and she usually cums first
Really? But femanons online complain constantly about how bad men are at sex.
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>>37520772
Women usually do absolutely nothing during sex; other than moan.
I'm unlucky enough to be insensitive, with a condor and some booze, i never cum, they do.
Sex is absolute fucking ass, it's a massive meme normalshits created to make betas feel like shit, it's not worth it, same with relationships, it's awful.
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>>37520772
that's because orgasms themselves are overrated shit. brain releases a fraction of the endorphins that a small amount of heroin would.
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There are more kids, women, and normies on r9k than ever. Since the newfags insist on staying, let's integrate them into r9k for higher quality posts
ITT: teach the normie newfags how to correctly post on r9k. I'll start
>don't talk about your friends
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>>37520524
>All that white space on the sides
>Image cut in half
What kind of sick fuck would do something like that?
Have the original.
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>>37520524
>don't try to fit in too much
overusing buzzwords like roastie and chad and ect makes you seem like a newfag
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>>37520524
For the love of God, please lurk a month or two before you begin posting. Also read the FAQ
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The concept of whores blows my mind. Here you have a genuinely gorgeous woman. A woman that men would throw down themselves and worship. And for a comparistively small amount of money, they'll let a person, regardless of how old, or ugly, fuck them. They'll suck their dicks, swallow their jizz. Anything really.
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If you are good at doing something you love. Never do it for free.
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>>37520437
God there's a video of a girl. Literally my own personal 10/10. Like girl of my dreams of i wouldnt even care that shes a whore that's how adorable she is 10/10.
Then that greasy ugly fuck ed powers walks into frame and loudly fucks my IRL waifu. I was sick to my stomach.
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>>37520566
That's happened a few times for me.
What vid?
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>tfw my hair is like pic releated
just kill me lads
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>>37520352
wow anon, your hair is cute then
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>>37520352
Most guys don't have naturally great hair. You just need to style it a little.
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>>37520352
I think that's actually kinda cute, anon..
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I have to go buy marijuana (weed [drug])
where do I tell my parents I'm going??
and how do i explain the $80 missing from my bank??
i think i need some really big help here
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You're going to a friends house to pick up something you forgot there. And fuck them it's your money, don't need to explain it.
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>>37520349
Here are some solutions:
>don't buy the weed
>just tell your parents that you're a man and you can do whatever you want without telling them what's up
>tell them you bought yourself a dildo
>man the fuck up and just do whatever you want
>tell them you were robbed via the internet
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>>37520349
What the fuck are you like 12?