Remember /r9k/, in some parallel universe, this is happening right now.
Is there a single piece of media out there that captures the feelings of going through life as well as the Dark Souls series?
>tfw over 30 and trying to find a gf who likes anime
Is it even possible? All I'm finding are single moms and used up Stacies ready to settle for betabux
It's EXTREMELY RARE
I know of one girl on my normiebook friends list that actually fits your bill. We met during wow and she's into cosplay. She's also an Aussie. Drawback 2/10 hambeast.
Has amazing cosplay though. Her ex boyfriend was a 5'3 beta that always cosplayed as a clown.
robot faces thread? I'll start.
Just took this one. I'm really drunk idgaf if anyone sees my face.
>Running around, trying to fit in, wanting to be loved
>It doesn't take much for someone to shut you down
>When you build a shelf, build a mummy in your mind
>Can't sit still and you don't like hangin' 'round the corwd
>The don't understand
>If the body does what the body wants
>Why do I feel like mine is giving up?
I'm falling off the side of the boat
And when I hit water I fall asleep hoping tomorrow
Tastes like poems and honeysuckle
I move slow cause the sky looks bluer when you fuck the order of the day
Or the way shelves fit
I wish I had a pair of stilts
Imagine explaining to your parents that you lost a chance to study at one of the most prestigious academic institutions on earth because you shitposted
>posting obscene and offensive memes in a private Facebook group chat
And they kicked them out for that? I could understand if it was a public post or a tweet or something, but that's fucked up.
>tfw never smoked a cigarette
>tfw never smoked weed
Is there anything more degenerate?
I regret smoking weed to this day it made me a slow failure throughout high school and I ended up a triple senior. My class was 2013 and I graduated 2016. People I knew are finishing up their degrees and moving into new homes with thier gfs. But I'm 22 still living with my mom and only going start community college this fall. It all could have been prevented if I didn't try to impress people by smoking weed and drinking alcohol like a degenerate.
explain how this thing can get a girlfriend and you faggots can't
EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW
>pretty good book, enjoy it for a while
>come to point where to protagoniat falls in love and has a relationship
>lose interest immediately
Anyone else has this? It irritates the hell out of me when people have relationships
Just finish the damn book, it's hardly War and Peace and you'll be able to get the meme /lit/ credentials, which is the only reason why 95% of people read it to begin with anyway.
I'm a good person. I deserve a gf. Why won't any girl date me?
Because life is fucking unfair.
Of course every human deserves happiness. But ultimately not everyone can be happy because life is imperfect and so are we. This is, generalized, the one and only cause for all conflicts in human history. People wanted to be happy.
Isn't that a dilemma?
Give me your most successful pickup lines,
Hmm, what would you have done in this situation?
For me I have a vasectomy, I'm not worried about this kind of stuff.
why is she (male) so damn cute?
Fellow NEETs/failures, what do you think would happen if your parents kicked you out onto the streets? Would you be forced to fix your life and end up with a job,own place etc?
This desu, I might see how long I can survive properly homeless just for shits and giggles, but I'd jump off a bridge before long. I'm the disappointing failure of the family and I try to make people happy but always end up making their lives worse so I'll probably kill myself soon regardless.
I'm 29 today and I've never been more depressed in my life. It's weird. Every birthday before this one has been fine, great even, but I could barely get out of bed this morning.
My sister is never kicking me out she said.
She doesn't even want me to get a job because that would mean i could move away from her.
In 10 years she wants to have a husband and a big family and then me living in her garage like a pet.\
Even if she did kick me out i can go live with either of my parents. They're both so lonely they'd be happy to have me.
Personally I don't want to be a neet forever.
Someone in this shitty country be my friend REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.