>Why aren't you going to medical school?
>>35525208
I'm not smart enough, I don't have the desire to work as a doctor, I don't want to take out that much in loans, I don't want to be around people, I'd probably kill myself before getting my MD or paying off the loans, the job itself seems pretty fucking disgusting, I don't want to take the lives of others into my (very inept) hands, I'm lazy, and I just plain don't want to.
Other than that, good question. Really makes my noodle caboodle.
>>35525208
>why arent you willingly signing up for crippling student debt
>>35525208
I am becoming a psychologist
>nothing can stop me
>tfw no Korean gf to make qt mixed race children with
>girl already needs glasses
>boy already going bald, classic gook style
lmao, nice genetic line you got there
>>35524365
It's true the Asian genes are very strong.
At least the son looks pretty thicc
*topples waltzes into the room like a zig zag see saw* *swings arms around*
Jesus christ /r9k/, after reading all the autistic stories on here I never thought I would do something equally autistic
>Be Friday 3/3
>At University, in a lecture
>Sitting next to girl I'm friends with
>Just waiting for lecture to end so I can go home and play the new Zelda
>Lecture ends
>Girl asks "Have any plans this weekend, anon?"
>Say I'm going home to play the new Zelda
>She says "Oh, maybe I can come with you and we can play together"
>Without thinking, say "It's singleplayer only"
>Say goodbye and leave
>One and a half weeks later, come to this realization
Please, somebody end my pathetic, autistic existence. I can't fucking take it anymore.
>it's single player only
Cold. At least you know your priorities.
>>35524143
Just tell her the next time you see her that you're an aspie, and you didn't realize she just wanted to hang and wasn't being literal until a week later, and invite her to hang.
>>35524143
did she meant play with your penis?
I'd like some biscuits next time someone goes to shops.
First for waifus, probably. Post 'em lads.
>tfw you're perpetually worried about being internet stalked by GCHQ because you've googled "white phosphorus" 3 times over the past week.
Heh. It's probably fine though, right?
>>35522919
>tfw Tom Hardy is a manlet and not really a big guy
>>35522915
It is fine. Unless you googled "buying white phosphorus to make a bomb to kill Theresa May when she's visiting the <place she will actually be on Thursday> which I'll plant because Special Branch Sergeant <name> has been bribed etc. etc. etc."
Unless you're an actual terrorist or you literally escaped from prison, nobody cares
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNs ]
>"You know I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you hate talking about yourself too much but even from you've told me I feel like I'm getting to know someone who I can't help but care very much about. I felt really bad for asking you the other day whether you'd ever been in love or not. I mean I figured you'd say yes but even when I was asking it I sort of realized your answer would be no. But it's a shame, really, because to me you really someone I can't imagine myself not being in love with."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9xTj2gD4M ]
>"I had a real fun time today. And thanks for walking me to my door, I appreciate it. Huh? Oh god, that's my sister coming to the door. She must have seen us coming through the gate. Where are you going? Oh. Well. I mean I'd like her to meet you if you don't mind. I promise she'll like you. Considering how much I've talked to her about you she keeps saying she can't wait until I introduce you! Hey do you mind if we kiss real quickly before she comes out? Sorry I've been wanting to all day and if I don't say something I'm going to explode"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntISSXqcGaI ]
>>35522814
>>35522833
>>35522859
Fucking liar. This is completely original.
Why would a woman fuck a fat guy?
The same reason a guy would fuck a landwhale
Well Anon. When a man and a women love each other veeeery much...
>>35521946
...the man brings a black guy home...
Here we go again. Share your problems, ask questions, let it out, anything you want.
Try having a name so I can keep up with who's who.
Why I crave for violence
>>35521847
Elaborate. Is it just violence or the idea of inflicting pain on others? Does it make you feel powerful? Do you derive pleasure from others' pain?
Slow day?
*Blocks your path between you and chicken tendies*
I honestly really dislike when someone's in my browsing books-area.
Though she looks like she's in the child-YA section so she shouldnt be in my way
>knocks over her coffee
OOPS!
>>35521839
This.
>Gaming
>Graphic novels
>Zelda
>Pokemon
>MTG
>Skyrim
I wouldn't be 2 aisles next to that one
What keeps you guys going?
>>35520969
Nothing really I just exist and I don't own a gun to kill myself with.
i adopted a dog. this bought me 10 years and then after that, idk
>>35520978
You don't need a gun to do that.
>tfw this qt asian killed herself
why
im a 5'5 ugly manlet, she could be my gf
Her choices were to kill herself or be your gf. She chose the less painful option.
>>35518730
>Get life on easy mode
>Have amazing looks
>Have one of the most desired races amongst men
>Kill yourself anyway
Fucking roasties man.
>>35518730
Got a source? orig
Do normies really have that much sex in college?
>>35517159
The average person obviously doesn't.
People with the means/tools and the motivation to get it certainly do.
>>35517159
Not male normies. But Chads and ALL woman do.
Chads and women get a lot of sex, average guys don't. Now delete this thread
Robots from second and third world countries, how did your homeland help fuck up your life?
Welcome: East europe, south europe, latin america, asia, middle east, afrika
NOT welcome: Americans, Canadians, Norwegians, Germans etc
>>35513902
East europe is shit? i thought it always looked nice
>>35513953
Nice scenery != nice life. Living in a dirty commieblock with a fulltime job paying 300$/month is much worse than you think.
>>35514021
You have no sjws
ITT: Post your real name and rate other names.
I'm Isaac.
>>35511594
I'm Friedrich
>>35511594
I'm Bob
>Isaac 3/10
Brodie
>>35511630
Never knew anyone called bob, desu. Are you American?
Making one because i haven't seen one in a while
Retail/Fastfood slime get in here and let out that steam to had to hold in when that customer shouted at you today.
You are now in a safe place.
Fuck it, all wageslaves welcome here today, bring your feels.
Neets stay away
>>35501414
Job is at 6, it's 4:16 right now. I am scarred, they moved me from stocking the products late at night, to cashier, because how "likable and talkative" I am where i only talk to one person. I can't even look people in the eyes if i do not know them. I am scarred, please help
I'm looking to be a part time wagie for university bennies.
What kind of menial work is aspie safe?
About to start a second job at timmy hortons. I work second shift so thank god i dont have to talk to many people. My first job is being an electrician, so im getting ready to work and sleep only life for a good 4 months
Who comfy watching the storm and some anime?
> Arizona
It's like 90 degrees and sunny here I want to die
>>35528879
You're kind of lucky that you don't have to shovel I guess