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Are small hands the ultimate patrician fetish?
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>>38597793
DonaldTrump.jpeg
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>>38597793
Lol what is that crap she has written on the mirror? Look at her observing the former traditional life path does anyone even do that shit anymore? With feminism on the rise and marriage in decline and less people having kids that shit that she wrote doesnt really apply as much anymore. Shes observing some old shit and trying to come off as poetic or deep and its just hilarious man. I bet her Tumblr is full of that crap and black and white pictures she took with that phone or the expensive camera her parents got her.
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>>38597922
it's from trainspotting. Great movie

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You're crossing the street in New York and pic related walks up to you and shoulder bumps you really hard and says "What's up FAGGOT?" What do you do?
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kms what could i possibly do now that king of the chads has used the fag-word on me
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>>38597736
>Jump on his back and make clacking noises while shouting "HYAH!" HYAH! ONWARDS MY TRUSTY STALLION! WE SHALL FUCK LIKE RABBITS ONCE WE REACH THE ALLEYWAY!
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>>38597736
remember that the meme pushed by leftypol was debunked with just the fucking earlobes

...and just the box of condoms today sir?
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haha I've never bought condoms or even seen one irl
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Why does just her body look so fat? Like her arms and face are fine.
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I once did this with an old lady at CVS, she gave me a funny look

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>tfw 4'8" and tiny butt/no chest
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So you're a loli then
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>>38597650
Post tiny butt in panties, originally.
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London? I'll wife you

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Dinner /r9k/, you?
What are you eating right now?
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I was thinking about ordering a hoagy and garlic fries from Larosa's

It's expensive but I'm also lazy and it's convenient

But I gotta wait for my weed guy to show up before ordering, it would be really awkward if they arrived at the same time.
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>>38597590
not bad anon, whats the sandwich
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>tfw I desperately want to eat something super delicious for dinner but I've had like 5 meals in a row where I ate more than I should have and I don't want to fuck up my weight loss because it's going pretty well

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you're welcome
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dont watch you fags unlesss you want computer aids also blacked.com is own by a jew look it up
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ma'am, ma'am. you just got blacked. the cameras right there
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they're doing trans now?

I really hate that hot women never like me. About half an hour ago I saw a small cute Asian woman walking and talking with a big white guy and she looked very happy. Women are never like that with me. Why even live?
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happa, more like hapless
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>>38597480

just become a faggot, OP

oh wait
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>>38597480
>Why even live?
Kill yourself, pooperposter.

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>be pathetic pedo
>can't hold the urges in anymore
>go to the park near my house
>start taking pictures of the girls
>try to snap some pantyshots
>this one girl is doing gymnastics
>pop a serious boner
>no adults around
>walk up to her
>tell her i'm a professional photographer and i'd like to take some of her
>"okay"
>i start leading her to this wooded area with the intent to fuck her
>her brother comes running up to me
>"HEY! Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops, creep!"
>I drop the camera and run home
>get home
>realize what just happened
How did I turn into this monster?
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>>38597476
Hahahaha
Wow, that is pretty pathetic. Get some help.
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The fuck? Just watch loli like a normal person, dumbass. This has to be fake.
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You are a sick fuck and if it was my call, I'd simply shoot you on sight. Problem is, I am not, so I advice you to go and ask for help. There are places that tend to your kind. Do so before you destroy a life.

>t. male sexual assault victim

>care givers ask me if i have eaten since yesterday
>say yes
>havent eaten any thing except 2 cookies is 3 days
>probably wont eat anything solid until wednesday

who here /devilish/?
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Who here /caloriesincaloriesout/?
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>>38597456
How fucking old are you, or, what is your disability?
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>>38597478
>18
>ptsd, depression, social anxiety and adhd

just so its clear im not memeing with all these illneses ill explain

>be adhd
>do stupid shit
>father beats the shit out of me for it
>shouts at me so much my siblings and mother start crying
>beats me so bad i get nightmares
>get depression after a while because of all the beatings and psycological abuse

i am now moved out of the house because of the danger, but i dont like eating any more.

might actually die this way and not need to hang myself

D E V I L I S H

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How does one fight off fascist feelings?
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>>38597449
just pretend everything is alright and hop on SSRIs like the majority of america
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>>38597449
be your own king
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work hard enough to be able to afford to isolate yourself in a community that hasn't lost it's god damn mind.

so basically, don't live in a city.

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>my mother is coming to stay a night at my apartment next weekend
>i dont even find her attractive
>still cannot stop fantasizing

you pathetic fucking assholes did this to me
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>>38597413
Bro just give her a hug and tell her you love her. Will you cuddle at night?
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>>38597413
When you see her, make sure to hug her hello, but hug around the waist so that you can set the mood for the rest of the day up until you can squeeze out a noonoo in her cookie.
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>>38597440
>>38597497
stop trying to corrupt the situation, her body is a bit mangled and she's not really the type

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>be robit
>friends with engaged hot grill
>she flirts with me for some reason
>think nothing of it
>two years pass
>she breaks up with her fiancee
>she starts sending me lewd snaps
>she starts inviting me out all the time
>calls me babe
>she straight up tells me she's fucking around
>try really hard not to develop feelings for her
>catch feels anyway because she's unlike anyone I've ever met and she acts like she wants me
ImpendingRegret.pdf
>decide I'll take a risk
>buy her a birthday present
>she says it's the best present anyone has ever gotten her
>kiss her
>she's literally gagging on my cock an hour later
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>it's three weeks later now
>we haven't hung out since
>she officially breaks things off via text message
>scolds me for developing feelings for her
>she says "I'm sorry, I should have been even more clear about my intentions"
>tfw she's only apologizing to make herself feel better
>tfw I meant nothing to her the entire time
>tfw I'm still heartbroken even though I logically know she was a negative force in my life

What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
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>>38597398
Brag posting to start
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You consorted with a roastie, that alone is deserving of punishment.
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>>38597442
M8 anything that appears to be a brag in my OP is in fact a searing hot iron in the wound.

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why do people unironically hate Jews?
most redpill "proof" is actually laughable to someone w/ a history degree

can anyone give me solid evidence of a jewish new world order
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>>38597282
No such thing as new world order. Just cultural differences.
>Jewish people are biased in there hiring practises sub-conscious or not
>No emotional connection to a local population, ability to scam and deceive without guilt
These are the reason why ashkenazi jews are effective in business.

Plus the dupes in the list are different time periods and possibly different less specific areas in a country idk
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>>38597510
>there
their**** before grammar man fucks my tight arse
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>>38597282
As a fellow jew and a history buff to boot, this is puzzling to me too.
"Jews"(let's ignore the collectivist fallacy for a second) have done nothing but good for the world, except a few bad cases/individuals.

Did you know it was jews who were behind the Second Wave feminist movement that liberated so many millions of women throughtout the world?

Did you know it was us jews that heavily petitioned and then put into law the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, probably allowing you and countless others to reach what you now call "home"?

Did you know it was Baruch Espinoza laying the groundwork for the 18th-century Enlightenment and therefore the modern atheistic movement?

I could name countless other contributions to Western civilization

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what do you find attractive in a girl, anon?~
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Girls with actual feminine attitude and behavior.
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>>38597233
Someone caring, born a woman, motherly, not an SJW, able to be there and love me for who I am
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>>38597233
Intelligence

I don't care for motherly, good with kids, ultra subby and feminine, but she should be genuinely intelligent and able to make good, healthy decisions. That's something I'm missing, and all I want in a girl

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What the fuck is going on.
Is this really a Psy OP using the Mere Exposure Effect?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

Are the IR baiting threads just a cover for the gay psyop? Very creative I have to say..
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Yes. Alphabet agencies and other groups have held a presence/agenda on 4chan since forever.
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>>38597227
Yes. Welcome 5 years ago. 2 years ago some anon from /pol/ and /r9k/ posted a long ass tl;dr (i dont have it right now) that says there are bots and/or people spamming blacked, negress, trap threads and other garbage so you get used to it OR fall for it. Why'd you think half of the "memes" being spammed in social media are starring black dudes?

Also, on top of that I got invited to some discord that paid people to get close to white girls on a personal level to make them feel more comfortable with tyrones and get one as bf
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>>38597337
No I know about the BBC meme and IR psyops..

I'm saying, IF they gay people are using the BMWF and WMBF threads as a cover to just expose us to massive DICKS
>disguising them as IR bait

In addition to all the HRT/Fag/BF/Sissi shit they're memeing

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