Uni general feels thread
>tfw spent all weekend procrastinating a set of tutorial questions which if you tried you could have done in 45 minutes
Last day of break is tomorrow and I didn't get anything I need to do done this week.
>7-8 page essay assigned 3/6 due 3/19 11:59pm
>haven't written a single word
i did it to myself. but ive been able to finish a paper in a day before so I should be fine
>>35629376
>12 page research essay due on monday
>haven't started
why do i do this to myself
"Hey principal Anon, what is for lunch tonight?"
>>35629361
my deek
>>35629509
"That's really original mister Anon."
>>35629509
Eating a deck ?
I've missed the boat for teenage love, it's over. I refuse to settle for a used woman, I just wanted to be someone's first. No woman can give me what I want now
>>35629352
My virgin gf was actually raped just months before i met her.
There is no purity anymore. There never was.
>>35629352
Life isn't a race Lad. We're nit living in the 17 century thus.
>>35629405
i-i'm not sure if you're baiting or serious, if serious then im sorry anon that sucks
Whatever happened to the virtues of honor and loyalty in women?
>>35629348
>virtues of honor
>>35629348
Women are scared and scared women lie.
>>35629348
doesn't exist. just wanna get fucked.
>mom found the cum card
anon did you cum on that Yugioh card just to make this thread
>>35629334
don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answers to
>>35629555
I'm ready
Tell me
Who here /springbreak/
>>35629307
reportan.
fuck I needed a break.
>>35629367
Any plans mate? I have more or less just been shit posting and replaying Skyrim with some comfy mods
>>35629485
shit posts and bait pretty much.
Tonight I'm really fucking sad
Weird images and memes you've saved /thread, please.
Make me smile.
is that cat just like that or something? or is it actually crying somehow
>>35629301
idk to be honest
But its face makes me cry and laugh at the same time
beep boob
You know, I have looked at a couple articles related to suicide and after comparing the then and now, one thing kept raising: escapism.
I mean, let s take a look at the life of average men 50 years ago, most people were illiterate and radios weren't very widespread, so our only escape was to actually meet people or alcohol, the first being a lot cheaper than the former, cinemas and theatres were not in our homes as it is today.
Then came radios and a couple people started to stay at home to listen to it, that is the "first version" of the internet, boomers happened and their offspring grew with radios, education was also on the rise so nerds as we know became widespread (formerly found only among the elite, most likely), they did not breed as much as their parents but still had plenty of kids. The other versions of the internet were televisions, cassetes, video games then internet itself (the next one being sexbots), each of these stages showing a reduced amount of offsprings. [1] Since 1950, the void among the people has been increased drastically. Now, I am not blaming electronics or the male (electronics have been conquered by the male first, as a way to fill their void), that is very close to what happens to drug junkies. Society thought that indulging ourselves in electronics was ok and did very little aside from saying "stop doing that, it is bad for you", they were right but we chose to rationalize by arguing that it is better to stay home than outside risking doing drugs. Deep down, it was just a way to step away from the obligations society had set for males.
[1/2]
>>35629260
But girls have always loved that attention, that has been taken from them and Chad was loving this and have had mistreated every single girl that decided to call him out on his bullshit, but shit talking Chad to her friends suddenly stopped being effective because options weren't as large as it once was, a good slice of the males were busy in their escapism.
What is so good about radios, video games and computers? Lets check it out. Suddenly she was showered with attention because the male have always wanted a female that shared the same interests as him, since reality has become too boring because he kept indulging himself, the bitter ones had no power among their friends because dick > club. But humans record their bad experiences really well and tend to generalize, the girl quickly discover she has a lot of power in her hands and start to mistreat them as revenge, her vagina opens doors to many things and now she can have a world bought for them, along with food at any moment of the day. She join forces with her friends, now the few have an army that they despise.
Does feminism make sense to you robot? It is a symptom, not the problem, but it seems too hard to fix now and both sides are at fault. But it is never our fault, right?
[1] https://ourworldindata.org/fertility/
[2/2]
>50 years ago
>1967
>Most people were illiterate
>Radios weren't wide spread
>>35629318
Meant 1950, should have proof read. I hope you get my point tho. ;_;
>losing weight
>hard
>>35629215
It is,actually..ve been trying since 2010..its hard anon
>getting a gf
>hard
>>35629215
>losing weight
>easy
>not becoming a neurotic mess during/after weight loss because you don't know shit about nutrition and can only eat nutritionally deficient amounts of shit
>hard
>t. fat to skelly to skinny fat to miserable skelly
Whats robot opinion on Ed Sheeran?
Ugly as fuck and overrated, has terrible tattoos.
He likes ketchup so much that he has a tattoo of the product on his body. That is all I know about him.
>>35629124
I like quite a few of his songs. One of my several rotating autistic fantasies is being him.
If I was going to kill myself, which ways are the least painful. that would be great
>>35629123
Tie a belt to a door handle and ur neck pull it tight af till u black out and gravity will do the rest.
>>35629199
thanks
oregino
>>35629123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
even less painful than a short drop hanging
What does /b/ have to offer
>>35629075
get off my board /b/tard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35629127
When your mother gets off my dick newfag
>>35629177
jokes on you, my mother is a whore with aids
would you rather
>get in a relationship with a 3-4/10 who loves you
or
>not get in a relationship at all
>>35629060
No relationship at all, by far.
I'll take the relationship. Are you offering, OP?
>>35629430
im a strong 5
Anyone else can't find the energy to get a relationship?
I desperately want a gf but whenever I actually start to take action to tht end - asking a girl out, logging back into tinder or whatever - I remember how fucking boring it all is and lose all motivation. Right now I've got at least a dozen unanswered messages on tinder and facebook all from girls I'd love to date but I just ... can't be bothered.
Are most girls really that boring or is this a sign my antidepressants aren't able to control the fatigue anymore? Or is this some beta "I'm not worthy" sort of behaviour
>Pic unrelated
>>35629047
Yeah, I find it exhausting to talk to girls because I'm expected to lead the conversation and constantly remind her that I exist.
That sounds like actual depression fatigue. Talking to new girls is exciting and invigorating for me.
>>35629047
I know the feeling. I keep getting into situations where I should ask the girls number but I just realize I really can't be fucked with all of that.
Maybe it's low testosterone or something. I should be chasing after girls as hard as possible but when push comes to shove and it's time to go in I just can't be bothered.
>this is your captain speaking, we've lost power to all four engines and the plane is certainly going down, as we are over the atlantic our chances of survival are extremely low, but we have sent out the necessary calls to attempt a rescue, this is your captain over and out.
What do, r9k?
Fucking find something sharp to stab into my brain as soon as possible as this is my worst goddamn fear
>>35629002
I flew twice today and I couldnt stop thinking about plane crashes :^)
> Run to the back of the plane
> Post in the first r9k thread asking to rate my situation.