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European femanons need apply
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bumporinoregano
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Bump

Oreganoodjsispahdjel
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>>37606076
>European femanons don't exist
Fixed it.

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At what age do you officially become "old"?
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>>37606032
Twenty two
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>>37606032
Fifty. Originale delicioso.
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>>37606032
25.
You're past your peak in all aspects and are officially done growing physical and mentally.

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>tfw suicidal because I'm circumcised
my penis hurts when erect
no i'm not wanking too much
hey, uncut robots, be happy you can atleast enjoy masterbation, even if you'll never have sex.
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>>37605879
I don't get it.why would your dick hurt?
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>>37605915
the skin is so fucking tight that it cant handle the stretching of a erect cock
like they took off so much that i feel like my skin is going to tear when i get erect
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>>37605972
They just snip the tip, I'm cut too but you can still move the excess skin of the shaft when you beat it.maybe you need lotion or lube?

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>tfw no Chandler Riggs bf
feels bad man
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>>37605857
Was that the guy with giant hands and those huuuuuge eyebrows?
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>>37605909
No. Origgggigigami.
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>no hot celebrity gf

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>You are in the store

>"Eh wite boi, u know where the magnums at?"

What do you say?
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>>37605832

Begon negress thotius
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>>37605832
they don't sell guns in a convenient store dummy
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>I don't use condoms
I don't have sex either but that's beside the point.

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>you will never EVER be this alpha

how does this make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSlOhbV6VM
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What's the deal with hugs?
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>>37605815
>... oh okay
based
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>>37605875
What's the deeaaal with roasties?

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>be me
>working in fast food restaurant
>manager wants me to greet customers at the door and direct them to the kiosk to so they can take their own orders
>wtf this isn't what I signed up for.jpg
>doing fine, trying not to look autistic and awkward, wiping tables, greeting people, and shit
>big black dude that smells like liquor walks through the door
>tries to greet him and direct him to the kiosk only for him to shout "why the fuck you following me?"
>stupid nigger do you actually believe I want to be near your smelly drunk ass???
>walk away holding back tears as people in the restaurant stare at us

Another time:
>be me
>working fast food window
>long ass line that stretches around the building
>nigger girl come to the door
>hand the bitch her stupid ass drink
>bitches about the caramel not being on the side of the cup (wtf.jpg???)
>tell her that's how it comes because the only option for me to fix it would be to pour out the entire drink and make it again and there's a long line of people behind her
>black girl asks to speak to manager
>go get manager
>nigger girl lies and said I told her I wouldn't do it and called her a cunt
>wtf???

Another example because kek:
>work fast food window
>long ass line all the way around the building
>black woman comes to drive through
>bitches about having to pay 30 cent for extra tartar sauce on her nigger sandwich. Ask for a refund causing the manager to have to stop the entire line and figure out how to give a refund back on her credit card
>when she drives away shouts fuck you like some planet of the ape shit

Last example:
>be me
>ugly black woman bitches about having to wait in line for a kid meal
>shouts fuck you as she drives away, hoking her horn loudly to annoy the fuck out of everyone there

I'm fucking black and native american and I hate other black people. WTF. Every customer of another race is either kind or nothing at all, black people seem to be the only ones who go out of their way to be assholes.
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>>37605729
the bottom text on that image looked like the "your mother will die if you don't respond" meme.
larger text would help
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If we're taking fast food/ restaurant customers, some black people are mean and others aren't. The worst are college kids. Being the same age, white and a female doesn't make them nice to you either. It has more to do with entitlement and just being a shitty person than race. I fully believe that everyone should have to work at some point in the food service industry. It makes you a better and more patient person.
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>>37605843
The college kids and high school kids that come to my job are pretty cool. Seriously, the only exceptions are black girls. And when it comes to adults it's only black men and black women. One black man cursed me out one time because he had to pay for bacon on his cheeseburger, seriously why does it seem that black people mostly have this entitlement issue?

>your gender
>who you would most want to fuck/get fucked by most on game of normies
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male
ygritte is best gotfu and i want her to bully me
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>>37605562
melisandre no contest
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I want to lick cerseis feet

How blind people know when to stop wiping?
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They don't; that's why they always smell so bad.
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>>37605238
I asked my blind grandfather this once

He laughed then said that through trial and error he learned young that 6 good wipes is what it takes for pretty much any shit.

If it's a really bad shit, he'll do 10 just to be safe.
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>>37605238
IS THAT YOUR FETISH ANON? FOR A GIRL TO BE COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON YOU SO YOU WON'T FEEL INSECURE ABOUT HER LEAVING THAT YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO WIPE HER ASS?

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Praise kek lads
S H A D I L A Y
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>>37605078
Great way to identify autistic people
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>>37605129
You're going back over the wall, Pedro
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>>37605078
>branding yourself with the symbol of a gaggle of incel autists shitposting white nationalist rhetoric
I hope anyone who gets this is planning on killing themselves before they turn 30, because this is going to be humiliating on a whole new level. Imagine having the troll face on your arm.

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Itt: post your benis size
>4.5 inches
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Itt: post your benis size
7x5.5
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5.5in, i won't get laughed at will i?
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>>37605241
not here my friend

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>be in hs
>have intense crush on a girl with a huge scar on her face
>watched her get called names for 2 years by a group of evil Stacie's
>decide enough is enough
>stalk evil Stacie's for a few days waiting for them to bully my crush so I can butt in and tell them to fuck off
>finally happens at lunch
>stand up and yell insults at evil girls and tell them to leave her alone if they know what's good for them
>Stacie's back off and talk amongst themselves and give me occasional glares
>look at my crush and she's beet red looking down
>make eye contact once and smile at her
>pussy out from talking to her tho
>later that day I get called to the office
>Stacie's accused me of threatening them with violence and get i suspended
>I come back a week later and find out my crush got a bf while I was suspended
>devastated
>come to find out a month later from a mutual friend her boyfriend wasnt really her boyfriend
>she set up a fake bf just so I wouldn't ask her out


And thats why I hate females
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you don't have to do nothing for a female, they can have all in the world if they want, they don't need a beta orbitter they can get Chad protection if they need it, if you do stuff for them they will inmediately lose respect for you
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I doubt she'd go through the trouble to fake having a bf.
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>huge scar
your interest should have stopped here

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Are practice relationships wrong? I'm a KV girl trying to lose weight and go through a transformation and there's a qt guy that's a year younger than me that's a bit fat, but I like his personality and we get along well. I just want some experience and companionship. What do you think?
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>>37604710
Don't do this to other people.
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>>37604710
Let me be the first to post. M'lady...
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What's the difference between a practice and non practice bf? If you're willing to lower your standards to any given persons level and you enjoy spending time with them that's literally all there is to it.

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You guys make sure not to follow these steps, right?
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>>37604707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o

Of course i forgot the link
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>>37604717
>>37604717
too long didn't watch can you summarize it please?
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>>37604707
I don't make sure to do anything about them. I'm happy regardless. For example. Cgp grey made a new video. That makes me happy.

being circumcised is the worst thing to happen to anyone

Every time I see an uncut cock on here it reminds me of what my brainwashed by kikes parents did to me

born in the late 90s in southern California

And that feminist roastie cunt of a mom I have said 'lol foreskin are gross and girls like it more so you should be thankful'

It's the entire reason I don't pursue women

Even once Foregen gets done I will have missed enjoying the best part of my life without actually knowing what it was like to have a somewhat more normal body growing up

And the mental effects
I got the fucking worst in that regard
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>>37604705
circumcised dicks are really cute imo
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>>37604705
Same man. I don't understand how anyone could do this to someone. It's so awful that I wouldn't wish it upon the people who did it to me. I wish I could at least talk about it to someone but when I mentioned that I thought I was depressed due to my circumcision my therapist laughed me out of his office. Normalfags are so ridiculously oblivious to how awful it is because they're scared of admitting that they were hurt, my own dad won't discuss it with me.

>It's the entire reason I don't pursue women
My biggest fear is getting intimate with a girl, dropping my pants, and then being asked why I don't have a foreskin.
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I'm uncut, it weirds out girls at first because they're only used to cut. But once you roll the skin back and reveal a juicy head that's CLEAN, for the love of god other uncuts wash yo meat, she won't care

>T. Uncut fucktard

asked my mom why she didn't cut me as a baby, she said because it wasn't part of her beliefs and the doctor was very weird about suggesting it too. Apparently none of my siblings are cut

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