>tfw the actor of lazy town has terminal cancer
>tfw he will die in a few days
feels bad
>Days
I thought it was a few months? That's a bummer though
>>37981670
>literally who will die in a few days
Why should I care again?
>>37981786
ultra super newfag detected
>>37981670
>feelsbadman
Guys pls help
>accidentally touch my 8 yr old neice with my penis
>grab her bagina a few times
It all happened while we were wrestling
>she runs upstairs to grandma and sister crying
>I quickly walk out onto the street
>been walking for a half hour
>glance at phone, 14 missed calls from grandma, mom , and nieces mother
>texts asking me to call them
She
>>37981669
Oh shit doesn't sound at all where do I send the flowers for your impending funeral or sit down and explain the situation
>>37981669
If it was an accident, it was an accident. You can't help in the play fun of wrestling. Just tell the truth m8. But if it wasn't you should rethink your life and just hitchhike to montana and become a carrot farmer
>>37981669
If they don't automatically put you in it make sure you request protective custody in prison. Inmates do real bad things to kiddie diddlers
I'm starting to hold 2 days without fapping then videorecord myself giving a huge cumshot to a mirror/girl/tits.
Any good sites to sell this kind of shit?
None whatsoever.
Men cannot make money doing this unless they are gay chunks or costarring with a woman.
>>37981626
I don't care if gay man fap to my videos, i wanna sell this shit.
>>37981637
Craigslist. It's easy to find creepy old dudes who will pay you watch you jerk off.
>"Okay, anon. We'll let you know if you got the job"
>they never let me know
Why the FUCK can't employers tell you right off the bat that they don't want you?
>>37981572
first, because they will have more people to interview after you, second, politeness
>>37981572
They're just like women. They aren't upfront so that the bullshit illusion/aura of mystery and exclusivity remains.
>>37981572
i got plenty of shit to do already
you wanna know, call back.
Why aren't you a leftcom yet?
Ancap 4lyfe
>>37981475
Why is it anganized
>>37981496
>AnCraps
>AnAnything
Did Kamina inspire you too?
>>37981378
in the most cringy way possible yes
back when TTGL came out i was spiraling down to MDD despite being quite young (15 at the time)
docs fucked me sideways with meds but no results
no one knew what the fuck was going on with me because i had so many symptons of different things at once they couldn't figure out what to do
so, one of those days i picked up TTGL and man, if that shit doesn't make you go out and do shit, you're already dead
since that day i've started doing 50-70 push-ups and abdominals daily, eating healthy, sleeping correctly
i understood i was the only one who could help me, the only one who knew what i was feeling
so i began to move, fueled by one single thought
"i'm not weak
i am what i am and i will better myself to the very limits of my being
if there's something on the way i'll punch it 'till it crumbles
people will remember me, not as someone who needed help, but someone who helped,
not as someone they had pity, but as someone they where proud of
not as someone bland, but as someone inspiring
i am myself, and only myself will i be"
i'm fully aware of how cringe-worthy this is but i can't give a single fuck to be honest
TENGAN TOPPA
GUUURREEEEEEN LAGAAAAN
>>37982355
Fuck Anon I believe in you and you've inspired me. I know it's cringey.
Believe in the Anon who believes in yourself.
Is rape really that bad? Humans have been using it to reproduce for thousands of years so why now all of sudden modern women have a problem with it?
I'd go as far as to say all women should be raped at least once to show them it isn't as bad as feminists make it out to be.
>>37981338
edgy
orijynal
>>37981338
Wow some valid points (you) made
>>37981338
Another desperate virgin I see. You'll probably find a nice, down to earth sperg lady some day, and she's gonna be better than all the stacy whores this shitty planet is infested with. Don't rape. You'll feel horrible every time you look in to your sperg goddess' beautiful eyes.
Can someone help me? I've fallen in love with a dead man.
I can't blame you this guy was a proper twink.
>>37981250
I have a fantasy where I discovered his Youtube channel like a month before he committed his mass murder, and I befriended him and persuaded him not to go on a murderous rampage. Then I would've taught him to accept his inner trannyness and to stop watching semi-obscure Nickelodeon cartoons from the mid-2000s. Then I could finally move to America and have a submissive trap gf with autism, and all my dreams will have been fulfilled.
>>37982814
It's Randy Stair. He committed a mass shooting in Pennsylvania a few months ago. Also he was a tranny who wanted to be called Rachel, and killed people as revenge on society because he could never become a real girl
>People are discarding his legacy because some bitches cried about being "raped"
Women need to be toured to death desu.
>child molestation meme started by jewish lawyers
>son of jewish lawyer who was supposedly molested refused to testify against michael
>no evidence
>people still sperg out at him and ruin the rest of his life
>jewish shows like south park shit all over him without knowing the facts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Chandler#Accusations_against_Michael_Jackson_and_settlement
>>37981217
Bill cosby is innocent senpai. I saw that A&E documentary where they had those whores who were accusing cosby of raping them. One whore said that bill cosby "raped" her in the morning, then later in the evening she went out with cosby to see a show, and she claimed to be "raped" again later that night. Like how dumb is this bitch. A guy raped you and you go on dates with him on the same day you got raped and was raped again? How do people believe these whores
>tfw he performed at my college right before this all went down and everyone was really excited
>tfw now everyone is a bitch about it
Fucking uni, can't be allowed to enjoy anything
*puts your generation and all the following ones in a hopeless pile of debt stuck in a system that can't be changed*
>>37981210
You're forgetting about trillions of dollars of unfunded pension obligations that require a growing economy to fund. Old people that had cushy government jobs might get royally fucked in old age.
>>37981577
Part of my point is that the government will just go into more debt to pay these and those of the people of the future. Also, this is why boomers on both sides of the political spectrum have been pushing the idea of increased 3rd world immigration to "stimulate the economy" in a vain hope that it will pay for their shit with no concern for future generations' racial tensions. As we all know, this doesn't work, but it is sort of a last ditch effort.
*requires massive amounts of pension while making it unattractive for younger generations to have children, meaning that hordes of unskilled third worlders have to be imported en masse to pay for it*
Heh....
Nothin personnel kid....
>oneitis broke up with me a year ago
>still think about her
This isnt fair when does this stop
Have you tried smoking pot and jacking off thinking about her?
>>37981129
>Oneitis broke up with me 4 years ago
>Have fucked 10 other girls since then, dated 1 other
>Still think about oneitis
>Still love her too.
>>37981256
I did that for 6 months lmao is it supposed to help?
Any other non-white/asian robots wish they had ethereal light skin?
being white isn't that glamorous
I have a pink face and a milk-white body
when people think of white they think of chad. they don't think of people like me.
>>37981121
be my qt 2hu loving friend
>>37981121
I'm half asian and paler than most full whites.
>be me
>High school summer vacation starts
>Have to watch younger brother
>Dad starts taking time off work so I can be with friends
>I don't have friends
>About a week in I start going to the park just to sit so my dad isn't disappointed
Anyone else have similar experiences during summer
>>37981097
you have to be 18 to post here.
go bang some fresh high school pussy and stop wasting time here holy shit the fact that this was probably the shit I was doing while I could have been smacking prime pussy disgusts me.
Go get some fucking friends
>>37981148
I'm talking about past experiences
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>mum asks how im doing
>say "im fine"
>thing about killing myself almost everyday
who else mischief?
Same, every day, every moment, every minute, the pain will never go away
>>37981094
>trap thread
>pretend to be /pol/
>harass thread until it's deleted
>furiously fap to traps afterwards
>cashier smiles at me
>I smile back
Jokes on her, im actually dead inside.
If to suffer means to be human, then if I opt to cease this suffering, am I no longer human?
No, if you opt to cease the suffering you enter a process which has an end result of no longer being human.
The only way to be relieved of humanity is to die, when the ego is no more, there is no longer a you to be human.
Despite opting, you remain human until the flame inside your head has been snuffed out.
>>37981091
You're not anything after your life functions cease. You body will decay and the matter will spread to the four corners of the universe.
Well you won't really be a human after you're dead, because "you" won't exist anymore