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>measured myself
>tfw bumped up from 5'7 to 5'8 (without shoes)
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>measured myself
>used to be 5'10, now 5'8 after I broke several vertebrae a couple years ago
I escaped paralysis but am now resigned to manlethood
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>>36021179
>measured myself
>solid 7 inch rock hard
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>>36021179
Did you know that you're tallest right after you wake up because your spine elongates when you're lying down and compresses throughout the day?
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What video games are you playing at the moment?
Right now I'm playing Downwell, it's pretty good, though only in short bursts. Maybe I'll emulate Monster Hunter Freedom Unite later, haven't really played the franchise before but I need something I can waste my time with.
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I haven't played anything but dota 2 basically for the last 3 years.
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>>36021166
That was a really cool music video
Boring song though
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>>36021166
Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories,
Digimon World Next Order
Final Fantasy XV
Mass Effect 3(replay)
Dragon Age Inquisition (replay)
The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth
Dark Souls 3
Fate/Stay Night
Minecraft
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What do these markings mean on my chest, /r9k/ 2017-04-04 05:52:47 Post No.36021164
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What do these markings mean on my chest, /r9k/
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My nipples form a perfect triangle with the dot in the middle of my collarbone, with another dot below it at the centre but above the true centre. Any mystic experts here could tell me what they mean?
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You have the mark of the Homo.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN? origigoogle
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>>36021208
Consult the loam chart and answers will be revealed
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/britfeel/ the memes of production edition 2017-04-04 05:51:02 Post No.36021124
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/britfeel/ the memes of production edition
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If you 'create' a meme it belongs to all of us, stop claiming credit for something that you cant prove.
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First for >tfw no gook girlfriend
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>>36021124
Is Road Wars anon here? I really fancy a stream desu
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I want to submit approval for a thread-specific meme, please.
The character will be a 25 year old who posts about how much broadband prices change, very niche but I hope that I can get sponsorship from the large companies.
I expect to post 30 posts, for the first saga, over 6 months.
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>it is spring time of 2017 and you hear voices of people being happy outside and see females dress skimpy
who /friendless/ here?
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Me, where are they in times like these
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Is linux /our system/?
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>spring
>all of those couples cuddling
>all of those kisses
>all of those hugs
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>January 2018
>President sanders first day in office
>Immediately issues executive order H.BBC
>All white women are now the property of black men
>age of consent and rape laws are dropped for black men
>It is illegal to arrest or jail a black buck for any crime whatsoever
>All white men must take estrogen, wear wigs, makeup, remove all body and facial hair, and wear frilly girly outfits
>Law now requires that black bulls and bucks impregnate every white woman they come across AND breed every white boipussy too
>All black bucks are given a regiment of roids and HGH to turn them into 8 feet tall 300lb shredded kongolese bulls with swingin 16 inch cocks
>All other races are put into rockets and fired into the sun
>You look outside your window, streets are literally full of sweaty roided out hung nubian studs breeding pink aryan pussy and pink aryan asspussy by the boatload
>Suddenly 3 bucks burst through your window and demand you spread your puckered caucasian mancunt
what do?
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is this really your fantasy you retarded idiot
sage kill yourself
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Why is this so hot nonononoNO
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>>36021038
>tfw I got a boner
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college/uni students with no friends at all, where do you hang out if you have 3 hrs till the next class? a library's gotta be really boring at some point right?
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i hang out in my room. library could be alright if you have your computer
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>>36020999
I used to just go back to my apt and play video games. It was about a half an hour walk there but that was fine cause it ate up more time anyway.
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Go sleep
Watch a show
go grab a bite.
Go kill yourself.
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The Holy Trinity Of Virgin Killers 2017-04-04 05:43:32 Post No.36020971
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The Holy Trinity Of Virgin Killers
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Elliot Rodger
>23 May 2014
>isla vista
>6 killed, 14 injured
>"I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman."
Seung-Hui Cho
>16 April 2004
>Blacksburg, Virginia
>33 killed, 23 injured
>"I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. If not for me, for my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked; I did it for them..."
Dylan and Eric
>20 April 1999
>15 killed, 24 injured
>"Just know I'm going to a better place. I didn't like life too much."
Who's your favourite virgin killer and why?
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VT shooting was 4-16-2007
the real question is, should i get my physics professor to cancel our test on 4-14-17 because the 10th anniversary of the shooting is two days later?
I go to VT btw
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>>36021130
how does your school treat the whole cho issue? Do people joke about it or is it taboo?
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>>36020971
Cho, hands down
I remember the day it happened too
>be in freshman biology
>teacher is VT alumnus, has banners and shit plastered everywhere
>finds out about it right after I get out of her class
>she leaves, doesn't come back for almost 2 weeks
>she comes back eventually and removes most of the VT paraphernalia
>miss out on fetal pig dissection because substitute can't into dissection labs
I'm still kind of mad I didn't get to play with dead pigs
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Me Last year
>230lbs obese at 5'7"
>living home with parents
>shitty job at burger king
>no friends
>would spend all day playing video games, watching porn, and crying
>owned 1 pair of light blue baggy jeans, hanes t-shirts, vans black shoes, and a black hoodie I would always wear even in summer
Me now
>140lbs at 5'8" after losing weight and fixing posture
>found an entry level job making 40k a year
>moved out of parents house into my own apartment
>went on /fa/ and started dressing better (pic related)
>bought cologne to smell nice
>now I choose to not have friends by ignoring phone calls and texts
>spend my day watching Netflix like an adult and discussing latest shows with co-workers at the job
>started reading books again to increase intelligence
So clearly my life is a lot better, but still no gf. I really want a pretty blonde gf at this point (must be atleast 8.5/10) but it hasn't happened yet. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, because it feels like I'm doing everything right. Help please.
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Girls don't want try-hards. Simple as that. You forced yourself to do all these things, and girls for some reason, smell that and are repulsed by it.
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>>36020950
>I don't understand what I'm doing wrong
Girls can smell the beta on you
Wait a few years and someone will probably settle for you as long as your income is good
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Bumping for fat losing techniques, help us get chicks too anon
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Hey /r9k/, how do I become a more creative person? How do I make something out of nothing? I've always had a striking lack of creativity, but I'm trying to start up a YouTube channel as of late and now it's really bothering me. I just can't come up with any content ideas. This has applied to pretty much any creative activity I've ever had to do. Is it just genetics? Was I just destined to fail from the start, again? Seems like there's many types of chad; and if you're not born as one of them - you're fucked. Thoughts?
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well... Why are you trying to start a youtube video?
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>>36020883
Eat some psychedelic mushrooms or something
Or just give up, youtube is cancerous and you probably are too
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>>36020909
Don't you post that whore in my threads ever again. I'm going to ignore your question because of that, it's none of your business anyway.
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>walk into your room
>'anon I can't sleep'
What do?
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Put her to sleepforever
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Who the fuck are you, how do you know my name and why are you in my house?
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You know exactly I'm just going to make the obvious observation that it's daylight out yo ufucking cunt
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>literal loser joins my literal discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg ou
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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>>36020875
>go on /soc/ aka the most 'tistic board for lulz
>see a faggot weeaboo posting faggot weeaboo stuff
>not only is he doing that but it's an autism thread
>'tism central
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This is like the 20th time I've seen this thread. What the fuck is your goal`? To get (You)'s?
Please stop posting this boring and useless thread.
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>>36020875
>go on r9k
>see another autism thread with the same shitty opening
Seriously I love autism tales but at least change it up, we all know about your discord shit.
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when a girl is in a bathtub or the sea
does the water go inside the vagina?
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>>36020864
>if I was water I would
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>>36020864
No. It's like an anus, muscles keep it closed
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Some, but not really
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Always look at the bright sidee of life 2017-04-04 05:37:00 Post No.36020833
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Always look at the bright sidee of life
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ITT we list the things in our life that are good and that we are good at
>Rich parents
>Great public speaker
>controller personality
>good looks
>ok dick
>ok to good grades
>over average IQ
>white
>social
and more, life really is beautiful when you pretend you don't feel like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
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Me when start reading:
First sentence:
>Yes thats the thread r9k needs
Continue:
>Normies reeeeeeeeeee
Last sentence:
> gtfomb!!!!!!!
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>>36020833
>rich parents
that's all
fuml
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>>36020833
>Losing my hearing so I can't hear people laugh very well
>Lucky in betting
>Straightish teeth
>Nice parents
It almost makes all of my worries go away
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Why is pussy so inflated? Think about it.
Only chads and guys that can play 4d social chess can get laid or get a girlfriend without much hick ups.
Meanwhile every autistic fat ugly dyke cunt can get laid on demand. Greedy chads/social chess players are inflating the price of pussy because they just want to get their dick wet and inflate their ego and eliminate other men's chance at having sex.
This is why I don't even try, I don't even think about fapping to girls, because that's just too damn unrealistic and I'm just a typical autist/beta that doesn't have any social skills.
How are the 80% of men suppose to life life without getting any/or hardly any pussy? Sociolity teaches us that social interactions endgame is always getting sex... so what are we sad cunts suppose to do if we know the game is rigged and the chances of getting puss is zero to null and thinking about getting puss will only hurt us?
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>>36020783
women are the evolutionary bottleneck, more women reproduce, only the lucky men get to
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>>36020783
Are you from ththe Bay Area OP, where did you get that image
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>>36020783
>How are the 80% of men suppose to life life without getting any/or hardly any pussy
Pussy's not that great