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How do you guys deal with the stress of driving?

I'm almost 19 and I want to get my license, but it's just such a stressful idea to me.

>controlling a huge vehicle
>with many other huge vehicles on the road
>people that are probably mostly average iq
>but definitely some with lower iq
>only have a few mirrors to tell you of your immediate surroundings

I've only practiced a bit in a lot, but i'm much too spooked to enter the road.
I don't wanna be that one anon without a license at 30 years old.

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Anybody have music for sad feels? All I know is Sufjan Stevens, Conor Oberst, and Fleet Foxes.

Pic related, I'm sad because I want an alpha woman like this to hold me to her chest and love me

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alright /r9k/ i'm new here and i want to know what its all about
in the 5 or so minutes i've spent here so far i'm getting the impression that everyone's a regretful sad boy or 13, does that seem right?


what is /r9k/ like?

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Helps me a lot with anxiety and socializing, anyone else?

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Whom here
>eating own semen
masterrace?

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>he is still attracted to 3DPD
When will you realise that 2D is better in every way?

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My heart beat is getting slower and slower ama

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Feminists have vilified male sexuality, creating an entire system allowing them to abuse men using sexuality as a weapon, and moralfags have vilified sexuality altogether. Too many faggots in this world who are afraid of sexuality, even though it is nothing more than a manifestation of our biologic desire to continue the species. Men are being denied sex, and as a whole the situation has become an embarrassment to life itself. Who the hell ever heard of a species that thought it's own desire and ability to create more of itself was shameful? It's completely ridiculous, yet because it was normalized now anyone who says otherwise is treated as strange. The biggest example of this is how being a standard, heterosexual male is seen as "perversion". That's absolutely fucking retarded, calling something like a mans desire to reproduce is what's really a perversion, a perversion of our natural state. To start with, the mere idea that words or gestures that don't involve even touching someone else could be considered harassment is fucking ridiculous. This subjugation of sexuality is just a complete ruination of people. It's fine if people are offended by the mere act by which humans continue, but their sensitivity shouldn't be backed by laws and courts, it's fucking stupid. Now, you probably think I'm just another desperate beta incel virgin posting this, maybe some person who thinks he'll get laid if such a thing were to take place. I'm not, I'm not even interested in most women, but I just want to be free, without stupid ideas like "sex is bad" giving people reason to take my freedom. Any and all laws related to sex should be done away with, and people should not be taught to fear their own desire. If someone recieves notable physicall harm, that should be treated like any other physicak assault case, otherwise nothing should exist to enable feminists, moralfags, and other retards. We must free the penis.

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imagine that ahout 200 credit/debit card #s with cvvs, billing address, phone #, etc from mostly upper middle class Americans just fell into your lap. there is no physical card or pin code. with this information, what could you do besides ordering a bunch of pizza delivery or whatever.

this kind or info seems easy to come across in many fields. walmart scanners, grocery store baghers, waiters, and cashiers can look at your card and what's stopping them from memorizing the numbers?

what can be bought with just card # and billing address besides pizza delivery and other food?

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This lil nigga already had more puss that you will in your entire life.

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>emo music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM&index=9&list=RDMM-FtzaDxHgLk

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>be me 40 minutes ago
>browsing plebbit (I only browse plebbit once a month at most)
>ate chinese for dinner
>my stomach was bothering me all day
>all of a sudden get a sudden urge to poop
>shut my iPad off and speed off to the bathroom
>it feels like a muddy boulder is up my ass
>get to the toilet
>bend over to pick the lid up
>nottoday.jpg
>feel a warm mushy sensation in my pants
>I just shit my pants
>take them off and get shit drops all over the tiles and toilet
>my ass is covered in shit
>begin pondering existence
>there's no tp
>begin to panic
>see a box of tissues next to me and use them
>clean up ass and release the fury of 1000 gods
>flush toilet for the second time and wash my hands
>it smells horrible in the room
>turn on the fan
>clean the poopoo droplets with tissues, water, a towle, and regret
>clean semi shit covered pajama pants
>toss those fuckers down the basement stairs where the washing machine is
>put on new pajamas
>take the boxers with me outside to see if I can find the garbage can
>advanceddarkness.png
>can't see shit (literally)
>walk back upstairs and end up cleaning the fuck out of my boxers with a sponge and some dish soap for 15 something minutes
>toss the (now clean) fuckers down the stairs and throw the sponge in the garbage
>put dish soap back at the kitchen sink and go to my room
>typing this on my iPad right now
>mfw

So how was your night, /r9k/?

at least my parents didn't wake up

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Anyone else good at absolutely nothing besides leeching off parents / government?

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>tfw cant fap cuz stupid aunt is still living with us.
>tfw she sleeps in my room.

she already has a job why is she still here robots?

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>the love of your life is out there right now, waiting for you to find her

But if you happened to have fucked some girls, then that's alright, but if she's had some chads, she's 'unworthy' now?

Why are you holding on to 17th century ideals? And mind you, the virginity itself is the defect - not the lack of it.