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>>35420825
gone. they've all gone. and now we're BACK.

>>35420825

So you're in a coma for 12 years and the first thing you do is come on /r9k/ to see where moot and two faggot mods are

>>35420927
Bring me up to date, brother?

reminder that men
>don't suffer from periods
>can't get pregnant
>are the ones who will orgasm during sex, women's comes second.

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>>35420794
Reminder this is no longer funny

>>35420794
yeah, but I've found the rest of mine in my prostate

>>35420752
nope, only catfished guys

result: gay sex

>>35420752
I don't catfish girls I catfish guys that are beta and have them send me dick pics and stupid request. I have to much time on my hands and its fun to do, I also threaten to blackmail them and about haf the time it works I get some bucks out of it but most of the time it doesnt becuase they have no life anyway so nothing to ruin it just damages them emotionaly more.

>>35420761
Thats gay as fuck man at least try to get money out of them

>>35420617
My vote is leave the poor girl alone you'd do more damage than good

>>35420617
I'd go find an adult woman your age, man.

those animes are THICC

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Not even in your dreams.

Elves are on a completely different level to human monkeigh

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>>35420613
>you will never have a cute orc gf
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

smack his ass 10x as hard

>>35420492
tell him that he needs to apologize to his mom right now

arms are pretty close to his, and I'm also taller. take it outside and make gf watch (no homo)

We only like boifeet roastie, go dump yours in acid or something

Uh, why would it not be okay?

>>35420420
post feet u shithead

Nice shit--post.

>>35420396
They want you for your secrets

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Lot's of dosh and a waifu what more is there to live for?

>>35420310
Is there a way to feel comfy, as if a woman was holding against you?
I want to abandon my loneliness, but without the warmth of another, I feel quite empty.

You are literally me, i still don't know how people still talk to me after fucking up so many times.
I try to overlook and not say much of my personal opinions with people, or say that i was joking.
But it doesn't matter sometimes, people will dislike you for no reason or because of bad first impressions.

Fuck off Lain, you made your choice long ago.

>>35420270
Only give a really lite version of your opinions, try to be as centrist and moderate on as much issues as possible, with the opinion only slightly leaning towards the side you support.

I wait until I'm already boning before I start shaving, because I have no clue how it works. If we're doing the sexhave already, she won't make fun of me if my shave-job looks bad.

as for condoms, just poker-face hard af when you're at the counter. practice by buying them with some other stuff first.

>don't know how to buy condoms

Do you live in a country where they aren't sold in stores or something?

>>35420163
>with the grain
>just ask for them at the counter (no one gives a fuck)

see? not so scary little guy all you had to do was ask :)

Well you are cute anime girl. You make them super shy with your cute quivering eyes.

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>>35420162
are you super tall or something?

You might be too quiet and accidentally sneak up on people?

Or you might see yourself as cute, but others see you as something worth being startled at

>>35420134
Yes! Finally, no more virgin's on this board.

Well done lads, we done it

>>35420134
What does it mean? You put your foot in her vagina?

>>35421333
I gave my female roommate a foot massage

I'll tell you one of the worst things about being sick for years is when you have a dream about the times when you weren't sick and you almost feel peace for a moment, and then something like a slamming door wakes you up out of dream and you're instantly in agony from your broken body.

Anybody?

I really need it right now. The crisis chat wait list is 10 people long and it doesn't seem to ever go down.

gonna buy an iphone this year or health insurance?

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>>35420096

REEEE, I'm an anonymous person and your arbitrary life decisions anger me!

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>"I'm going to become a freak of nature due to my mental illness."

FIXED THAT FOR YOU!

are traps becoming the new vegans?