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>it's an 'Anon masturbates to the sound of her brother and his boyfriend having sex in the other room' episode
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>>34142630
you're a woman masturbating to gay sex? hmm
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Gross, are you gay yourself?
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>>34142630
You find gay sex hot?

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ITT: Food most people like that you can't stand.
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any type of burrito

shepards pie

cranberry sauce
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How can u not like Oreos and milk?
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basically all mexican food especially salsa

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I'm 23 years old, tall, handsome, muscular, and confident. I also own my own home. I have absolutely no social circle and pretty much only one friend who plays nostalrius 16 hours a day and lives 4 hours away. How do I meet people (especially girls)? Is it even possible? BTW I'm a khv. Don't send your kids to an all boys school.
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>>34142517
Fuck off, Chad. Why don't you figure it out for yourself.
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Continue playing nostalrius and disregard women, they'll take everything you own the moment they get that chance.

SAGE
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>>34142550
>Chad
>Nearly 24 and haven't as much as held hands with a girl (6th grade shit)
I don't consider myself a Chad. Which is a dumb fucking term, anyways.
>>34142578
I don't play it.

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any of you faggots drop out of high school?
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>>34142515
I'm not that brave, OP.

That and I do not have the financial stability to survive in the world outside my parent's house, that and unless I want to live under a highway overpass, I must swallow my misery and pride and trudge ahead in this miserable life.
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no, I did an extra year to redo some classes and take more uni appropriate classes so I could get into a good uni. I got into uni and dropped out a month into it.
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>>34142515
I did because Florida public schools are fucking garbage. I barely scraped by until my 16th birthday then immediately dropped out.
Until I turned 18 I worked shit part time jobs like McDonalds and then got my GED. It all worked out pretty well.

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which one of you robots was this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPQa2YLDFuj/
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>>34142496
What is that screencap supposed to be of
Why would you save a picture of that
Terrible, saged your thread just because of it
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>That penguin run
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>>34142496
blacks are so annoying

their women literally always start dancing and make random loud shrieks just to let everyone know that they are still there.

>sister catches me fapping to gay porn
>blackmails me into buying shoes and clothes together with her or she tells parents
>parents are extremly homophobic and will try to get me into therapy or throw me out da house
what do?
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rape sister
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>>34142477
>what do?

Considering this never happened, nothing
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>>34142477
How old are you? Go live on your own anon.

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I'm mulatto and never found black women attractive.
Convince me to like black girls in this thread and I will leave white girls alone
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>>34142476
Not so fast bruv
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>it's another black girl thread episode
Whatever. Here's some attractive black girls.
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>Textless posts are not allowed.
Skdksfjssjajajahs

Some normie coworkers asked me to go out with them tonight. So I bought $200 worth of fancy new clothes. I got dressed, went outside and saw my reflection in a bus stop, promptly realized I was an ugly 24 year old manlet who looks like a 15 year old wearing his daddies clothes and went back home. Thank God I did. Almost made a fool of myself.

This literally happened about 5 minutes ago.
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>>34142423
It's probably for the best desu
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You made the right call. It hurts now, and might be a bit awkward later if any of the coworkers were actually unironically planning on not flaking, but it will be for the best in the end.
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I'm 5'4 and 18 hope I get to 5'7 how tall are you

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name one (1) good reason why rape is so bad. I'm just baffled by seeing that rapists are being punished harsher than actual murderers. rape should be treated like a misdemeanor, which it ultimately is at worst.

debunking common counter"""arguments""":
>would you enjoy being raped?
there is evidently a very distinct difference between the vagina and the anus. one is biologically shaped to be penetrated by a penis and the other one isn't.

>it leaves a permanent psychological imprinting
no, it doesn't. women trade sex for materialistic gains or status increase all the time. what separates consensual sex from rape? at the end of the day, there's a piece of meat in her hole anyway. is it only because the woman can't capitalize on rapists the same way if she dated the guy?

>her body, her choice
the suffering and agony coming from a lifelong exclusion from sex is not even comparable to enduring non-consensual sex for half an hour. if anything, females should be punished for turning down virgins for the sole reason of them being virgins as that is targeted exemption from the most basic human need.
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>>34142406
>females should be punished for turning down virgins for the sole reason of them being virgins
wew
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>tfw so desperate you've not only turned to rape but you're trying to justify it

It's not getting better, just saying.
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>>34142598
>It's not getting better
what did he mean by this?

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>an ugly fattie posts a video of herself playing a fucking 3 chords filthy frank song
>gets comments calling her wife material and complimenting her ability to strum most basic chords
Is getting positive attention as a woman really THIS easy?
Also, do normies actually find this shit funny?

https://youtu.be/gHqDh1sVnKo
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She is not fat nor ugly.
I don't think it's that funny myself but I can see how some people can be entertained by the calm girl with a guitar playing such a vile song.
I dunno probably just a bait thread.
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>nose ring
>closed the window immediately

ewww. i need to shower now
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>>34142400
She's absolutely caked in makeup lmbao.

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Why isn't literally everyone drinking this shit? It's so fucking good.

>47% alcohol
>still tastes better than most alcohol-free drinks whose only purpose is to taste good

Is there anything better?
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>>34142379
dude kraken destroys me. always a good time when someone passes around the squid, 10/10
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>>34142379
My rum is only 40% but it's tasty with some cola.
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>>34142379
not sure what it is about kraken, but I always puke that night right before I'm headed to bed. If it's a couple shots, 10+, or mixed with coke or whatever, the results are identical.

never a gross feeling puke, more or less akin to taking a shit.

Would rather make some punch up with everclear desu

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With a face like this, what are my future prospects?
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>>34142318
you look like russel wilson sooo, multimillionaire dollar career and famous wife methinks
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>>34142318
You're gonna get PRANK'd
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>>34142434
I voted for Teflon Don though, I know how to play it safe.

>>34142398
Hm, thanks for that. People just tell me I look like Sticky from the Proud family or Smokey Robinson.

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let's get another one of these threads going, shall we?

>that kid who would always grope girls without permission but they still liked him
>that kid who was rich as fuck but never made friends because he was an introvert cunt
>that kid who broke the toilet and flodded the entire 1st floor with water and clogged shit
>that kid who actually cared about studying and never really interacted with anyone
>that autistic kid who almost beat the living shit out of a chad, but had a mental breakdown during the fight and was forced to apologize to the chad afterwards
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>that kid who had sex with a girl in a younger year when he was like 13

Fuck you Ben
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>that kid who slammed his mom's minivan doors close to hide his embarrassment
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>>34142312
>that kid who would come into people's houses unannounced and get food to eat

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My dear robots, I have to ask if any of you can relate to these feels.

>have crush on someone or simply think they are cute
>at some point you suddenly notice that they start liking you too
>immediately all feels for them vanish

I seem to start disliking people as soon as they get affectionate and show a like towards me. Please don't tell me that it's just my autism. Do any of you have the same?
For those who don't understand it. It's comparable to thinking that someone is pretty cool and shiet. But then they do something random that is extremely off putting to you. It might be just a little habit, nothing dramatic but you suddenly don't like them anymore.

Again, don't just call it autism. I assume for me it's a reaction to me trying not to get close with anyone.

(First time I ever made a thread on here, I hope I didn't do anything wrong. Pls be friendly, senpaitachis!!)
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>already on page 5
oh well, I tried
I guess I am alone with these feels
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>>34142298
When I see this happening, I assume that they're either trying to exploit me, looking for mutual enablers, or struggling for life somehow, which i can't help them with because I'm an irresponsible self-loathing jackass.

Basically, I think I'm a loser. So when people try to get close to me now, I think there's something wrong with them. I have to keep up the strong silent type lie up for as long as possible.

I only know what to do and say if I want to hurt other people and be hurt. I don't know how to accept gratitude. I don't know how to make people happy.

>I assume for me it's a reaction to me trying not to get close with anyone.

This makes sense to me. I'll do all kinds of fucked up stuff to make up metaphysical excuses not to engage with normal people in real life. I feel like it's second nature for me.

I don't know what to do other than hold on as long as possible, get to the point where they realize that they're just talking to a scared kid, and let go when I know it's time. It's no fun but to me it's the right thing to do, and that's more important than fitting into any social group.
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>>34142893
>I I I I

also I might be some kind of egomaniac.

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who here likes walking at night?

>live in a somewhat safe city, not a very populated neighbourhood
>come out at 1AM for a walk around the block
>pencil in my pocket for self defense
>streets are empty of pedestrians
>there are a few cars but not enough to bother with street lights
>i breathe in the fresh air that no one but me is inhaling
>walk to the park and piss out in the open
>head back home
>on my way back i walk by someone who is also doing a /nightwalk/
>he is my age and smoking a cigarette
>we both nod to each other and go our separate ways
>i like to think he is a fellow autist like myself
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I go for a walk at night and smoke cigarette or two, but rarely meet someone.
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>>34142227
>i breathe in the fresh air that no one but me is inhaling

good stuff
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It is at 1AM that you can truly come to understand yourself

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