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>be me
>be fat
>be heroin addict
>be speed addict
>be ketamine addict
>be fat manlet
>decide to get shit together
>get clean
>get in shape
>get job at mickey D's
>get online gf and meet that bitch within a month
>feel like im making it
>stop going to the gym as much
>start worrying about gf and becoming beta
>lose gf
>get sick and almost lose job because can barely afford doctor to get a note
>nonstop cravings for speed
WHAT FUCKING DO
pic related is when i started getting in shape
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>>38306951
>literally censoring your legs because you're too lazy to do a few squats and extensions
Kill yourself
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>he censored his fucking legs
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>>38307099
>>38307141
tfw my life is crumbling and robots make fun of me
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>tfw /r9k/ gave me the yellow fever
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SICK THREAD BRO
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>>38307061
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about
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Yellow fever is a real disease and you dont want it
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>tfw too intelligent for women
>put all the time that would have been spent bitching about tfw no gf into working out and gettin' fit
Why not give up on women, robots?
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because giving up is for pussies
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>>38306750
Because I want to originally have children someday.
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>>38306763
You know what else is for pussies? Doing nothing to change yourself for the better while still acting like you deserve a girlfriend, if most of the people on this fucking site realized that you gotta work hard to get something nice, this board would be fuckin' dead.
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>gf just said I got that pancake dick
what the fuck does that mean
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Fuck off and die, normalfaggot.
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it means you should've washed your dick after using that pancake as a fleshlight
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>>38306690
shit meme, get out
1/10
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What's best for getting off meds?
>effexor
>welbutrin
>zyprexa
My options are taper or cold Turkey
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>go on google maps searching for places I didn't know existed, like tiny islands and places far from civilization
>search on wikipedia about their story and characteristics
>see a few photos, they look really pretty
>wonder how cool it would be to visit those places and see these things irl
Sometimes I can graps the experience, I close my eyes and I can taste the pure air, I open them to see the beautiful scenery, even though I know it wouldn't be as easy exploring those places and its a bit dangerous.
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fuck I love weirdos.
sitting in an office waiting for my appointment and there's a dude making these weird ass movements while he listens to his music. fucking strange, fucking awesome. in their presence you feel fucking free. like you're not going to be judged. fuck yes. fuck normies who make you feel like a freak for scratching your head in an odd way
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>>38306561
You are fucking delusional
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>>38306611
why?
originailio
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>>38306561
Your post is written weird but I agree.
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Is there some mental illness that prevents you from creating positive/good memories? I'm starting to think I have an inability to make them. I reflect negatively on every experience I have, even when they're good in the moment. Anyone else have this feel?
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>July 20, 2017
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>>38490856
i miss you 2016, please come back
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>>38490856
>Remembers the March 21 2017 post with this image
>"pft. Time doesnt go that fast."
>see this after months not being on r9k
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>everyday I am wasting my life
>I wasted my youth on completely mindless bullshit
>One day I will be on my death bed and realize I had a century of opportunity and I wasted it because I was too scared to actually do anything
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> tfw just had my first prostate exam
Damn nigger this shit hurts even with lube
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>>38306527
But it's not painful in the slightest..?
It feels really good for me
I MISS MY ONEITIS AND I WANT HER BACK SO VERY MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Iktf.
Then again I will continue to try and bed her, and she'll clam up and run off over it again. So if she is staying away now, or stays away at a later point the result is pretty much the same.
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where do you dispose of your collection once it gets too big? (for you)
>tfw running out of space again
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i just take my daily /piss/ and dump it at night when everyone is asleep.
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piss bottles are normie as fuck
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What did TIME mean by this?
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They're claiming that men are thirsty fucks which is generally true.
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no wonder asian women would fuck any other dude than asians
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>>38306260
>promoting fags
fuck off fag lords. so many kids are gonna think they are gay because of all this shit trying to make it cool.
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>it's another spending my welfarebucks on lotteries episode
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>it's another spending my welfarebucks on video games and eating potatoes and rice and drinking water till the end of month
comfiest life
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I know this feel OP. Recently I bought BTC instead though.
>>38490904
Video games are for faggots
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>>38490920
umm... try again honey ;)
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>been awake 26 hours, couldn't sleep, couldn't settle
>3 hours from now will be at psychiatrist with mother and my female cousin who will larp to the doctor for like 15 minutes about how sick I am and how I am unstable and it annoys them blah blah
Just put a bullet in my head robots.
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>>38306231
Is your cousin hot?
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>>38306380
do you like whales?