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How can someone be this good looking? How amazing is life when you are this attractive. Why does god create ugly people REEEE fuck you god.
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>tfw ugly brown eyes
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It's low bodyfat %
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>>38459372
>tfw brown eyes
>5'6
>born with facial deformity that makes me a 0/10

j-just b urself

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Did you miss out on teenage love, robots?
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Well. Yes. I had a long distance "relationship" as a teen. Recieved a few nudes.
Hardly counts
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>>38459369
Yes I did Anon
I very originally did
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Nope.
She didn't love me back, but it still counts, right? I was a teenager and experienced love.

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>mom dared me she commit suicide if I did not stop being NEET
>mfw I called her bluff
>dad threaten to cut internet connection to my room
>mfw he somehow manage to damage broadband router cutting off internet to entire house and only I could fix it
>mom said she won't serve me any food for a month
>mfw I live on $20 worth of canned food, ramen and peanuts for entire month

help me /r9k/. my parents are just fucking weak to kick me out of their house and disown me. How do I stop myself from taking advantage of them? At this rate I'll be 50 year old man and still living with them.
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>dad threaten to cut internet connection to my room
Its super effective!
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Only one option remains.
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>>38459331
peanuts are a godly food, you'll be fine

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What does /r9k/ think about my new waifu? I think I finally found the right qt for me. She is perfect. I will start spamming her here daily. Her name is Rose.
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Looks like a trans, are you sure she's not a trap?
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>>38459336
Yeah she is a girl. A real girl. A British former physics student. Very qt and very smart.
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Of course she has a doggo.

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Come share music in the late night music thread lads

Here's a jam by Dark O Shine

https://youtu.be/X8kIEcfLtCM
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What a shitty taste OP, who plays that shit late night.

https://youtu.be/Xl9lQonO_RQ?t=25s
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>>38459415

Spose your right more of an afternoon tune my bad
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>>38459295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

Pretty lit song ya know

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>people born in 2005 are fucking as you're reading this
Loss of innocence is the greatest tragedy of all.
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>>38459257
>someone born in 2017 is having sex as you read this
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>>38459257
That's a tasty-looking burger, anon. Loss of appetite is worse than loss of innocence.
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>>38459257
>a guy named Dong Dong won a gold medal at the 2012 London Olympics
Chinese gymnasts are overpowered please nerf

>have to get something printed at the library
>in order to do it have to talk to the qt girl at the counter
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>>38459237

Oh, come on! Small talks are a good trying.

As introverted what I can't bear is long useless chatting.

Don't forget to smile, anon!
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>>38459978
Holy shit that grammar is terrible.
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>>38459978

Working on it!

> Doubly sided?

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What's the board has gotten worse for you? For me it was /fa/.
>used to have interesting ideas and advice for fashion
>became quickly a hipster meme clothes
>generally negative
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Good album.
For me it was /tv/,it turned into capeshit/game of thrones board.
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/ck/ is filled to the brim with plebbitors and the mods are fucking retarded, and will ban you for saying something they personally disagree with.

/g/ is more or less the same that it was 10 years ago
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X. I used to go on there alot for conspiracy shit and now it is just zodiac sighns and other stupid shit. I miss old x.

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When I feel lonely I'll find someone to talk to from 4chan. It always ends with me realizing how worthless I am at conversing. I can barely talk for 5 min.

Can someone relate?
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Is that your wife? She's really pretty. I want to have a wife that pretty one day.
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It could be one of two things

1. you're on the spectrum and can only talk about your own interests, meaning you can't have a general conversation

2. you have anxiety and feel too much pressure when talking to someone new

If you wanna know your problem, trying drinking some alcohol and see how you behave on that. It can tell you a lot about whether you're socially anxious or autistic.
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>>38459241

>you're on the spectrum and can only talk about your own interests, meaning you can't have a general conversation
1. I don't think I am on the spectrum desu
>you have anxiety and feel too much pressure when talking to someone new
2. This sounds right, I become a real stutterfag when I meet new people.

But my biggest problem is that I can't come up with things to talk about, which is probably caused by the anxiety.

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last night we had a really nice drawthread, i fell asleep though aaaa

share recent drawings or request something!
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here was one i did from an anons request

not the best but !! i had fun drawing her !!
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ill keep posting some of what ive drawn to bump the thread
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might as well post some old stuff

mspaint is fun aa

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>oh hey it's the face of the modern right/mra movement!
all problems are his, none are allowed to have them, there is nothing more sad than an adult male virgin whose circumstances are entirely of his own making, NOTHING! mental illness isn't real, sex is the only thing that's good in life, if only one of those FUCKING DISGUSTING WHORES would pay attention to him!
>also lmao i found the post and its literally a reblog holy shit i hope you die from your constant high blood pressure
How do you deal with mean normies?
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>tfw fell off a really tall slide head first when I was young
>was never taken to the hospital or anything to check for brain damage
>do suffer from depression and have trouble learning among other things
>brought this up the other day to my mother how she could let that happen and never get me checked
>"boys are supposed to be tough"
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>>38459273
Damn bruv that's harsh. Have you tried taking some fish oil?
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>>38459114
that is true your problems are your own, think about it!

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>tfw no book-loving gf
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Usually even better than dumb roastie Stacies you meet on parties.
I hate going to parties and I love reading. Even though I have seen tons of hot reading girls in libraries I drip spaghetti even harder then on parties, since I know I would be approaching a good female(if that even exists) and not a roastie whore.
So yeah im s-still alone in my room anon :c
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I'm really getting tired of the same fucking threads every single day. Honestly, the sheer amount of unoriginal threads on /r9k/ is beyond irony at this point.
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>>38459432
I don't browse r9k that often and I am just enjoying my 50 minutes free-time between sleep, work, cleaning and applying for other jobs on here. This might be reposted often, but for me it was new, so I responded. I refresh and jump in my chair, seing one response from you, in anticipation of a cool conversation and it is just a stupid bragging comment about reposts.
I hope you find better ways to kill your time, than annoying robots like me on suicide watch with wagecuck jobs in their 50 minutes of fun.

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Can someone please help translate this? Found it on an old Japanese propaganda poster
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Nihon no something

Don't know those last two kanji
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>>38458931
Nihon no kamikaze. Japan's well...kamikaze.
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nihon no kamikaze

your welcome senpai

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>tfw just took the biggest shit in my life after having a constipated stomach for 1,5 weeks
ama
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1.5 weeks is a bit much, I'd have bought some laxative after 4 days or so
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So are you gay for niggers now queer?
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How does your asshole feel?

originalg\sgse

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>havent brushed my teeth yet in 2017
uhh, this got out of hand
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>>38458905
fake and unhygienic
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how do your teeth look
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>>38458905
I love seeing posts like these. I'm a dentist

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