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>>36749884
Yeah because that is never going to happen.

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>betas still exist
>haven't been killed for survival of the fittest

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>>36749884
>flying cars and highline skyscrapers abound
>muslims still exist

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>>36749825
I bet you can't watch anime at 1.5x and suck a dick at the same time.

>>36749875
if you found the right position I see no reason why not

>>36749875
probably not, if I were sucking a dick I wouldn't likely to be watching anime at all. Whats the point of watching something if you aren't paying attention to it.

You're a beta too; OP. Just because you dont enable roastieposters doesnt make you any less beta. Lmao

delicious boipucci

>>36749759
is that avgn?

>>36749753
Why can't I figure out any scams FUCK

>>36749780
>>36749780
I didnt care so much about making money and more about getting back at that cunt

>>36749753
>girl from r9k
>posts about it on r9k


Nice job Einstein

Just go to the party, don't drink the beer, it's ok to stay sober

If you really want to drink, bring some vodka and mix it with soda


Just don't drink a ton. You don't want to get destroyed at your first party with her.

Just go, randomly listen into conversations and interject

It seems rude, but that's legitimately how normies do it

beer is pretty gross if you are not used to drinking it so just be ready for that so you dont make a fool of yourself

>>36749767
>it's ok to stay sober
is that not a sperg thing to do?

>>36749720
Prostitution is immoral. Go away.

How much are you short op

>>36749720

Damn I know this feel. Most times I pay rent and bills but my paychecks don't last longer than a few days. Then I'm scraping it by til next payday hoping I don't run out of cigarettes.

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>>36749713

Sorry ladies, I just got out of the pool. I'm not interested, I already donate through another charity.

Want to come in and have some coffee though?

I take all three of you then

>>36749713
Sorry ladies but I don't like black people, do you have another cause I could support?

>>36749681
''You're creepy, Stay away from me''

In most case. In other case she might find your quirk appealing but don't count on it.

>>36749681
>be polite at work as I would anywhere, saying excuse me, please, and thank you
>say excuse me to this one girl
>"Could you stop being so polite anon? It scares me."
Alright you fucking cunt. Don't be shocked when you start getting treated like a piece of trash.

>>36749892
>not knowing what middle ground is
I'm not at all shocked that girls can't stand you.

>>36749646
What is wrong with your brain?! What drugs were you using?

>>36749821
Can't remember anything new. Short term memory fucked. Toxic levels of thc frequent binge drinking

>>36749646
I bet there is still time for a big change. How old are you? Set yourself some goal what do you want to achieve.

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>>36749562
>tfw too boring for a relationship and have no real interests anyway

>tfw too relationship to be a far gone

GOD DAMNIT OP NOW I WANT COCAINE

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>>36749521
>tfw no snowmuffin gf

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>>36749521
I am Canadian and original

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>tfw the coffee monkeys at tims manage to fuck up your double double again

Any updates? Is the news channels showing coverage right now?

good guy anon
>>tells you not to come to class today because you're one of the good ones

>north lake
Just a gang shooting that occurred near the college, nogs probably didn't know it was a school because they don't go

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If this thread doesn't get any replies I will hate you all.

Fuck this retarded mongrelization of /soc/ and /b/.

try learn something new, it makes you feel like your doing something productive and you're working your brain.
personally i started learning sign language and its sometimes interesting just to say random things in sign just to get my brain working

I cope by having a little bit of hope for the future

It's killing me because I crave human contact so much and I get none. Why did I turn out like this, why do I crave the thing I have the least of

Im not even a spaz like most, i have 0 spaghetti to spill. People just don't love me.

I go for hours long walks in hopes of meeting someone I know and maybe hang out but it never happens.

There's no other coping, just self pity and thinking where have I gone wrong

>>36749412
It hurts to live but you don't want to end it because of future possibilites?

>>36749552
Hope man

It showed up out of nowhere and has tied me down

>>36749590
Do you feel better off with hope or would you rather not have it? This fucking captcha I swear to god

>>36749379
Dear god this is actually real isn't it

when was this pic taken ?

oririgigig

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Also what the fuck is this