Give me all your awoo's and nobody will get hurt.
DEL
>>34257872
That's not an awoo you fucking retard
>>34258927
Its whatever i say it is nigga. Fight me.
Do you pray to god?
As a athiest, there are times when I wish divine intervention were real
>>34257661
Yes, everyday before bed.
>>34257661
Cuz she's the only one who listens to me
What are you currently putting off? Why don't you do it?
>>34257581
Breaking up with my gf
>>34257581
recording an audio project for class
i have to use the school's studio which is 20 minutes into town and I don't have a car
I have quite a bit of reading to catch up on for school, as well as seeing some professors in their office.
I'm too anxious to see the professors and I'm too dumb to read at the moment. I don't think I was meant for uni.
>she's a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
>she is overweight or underweight
>she is short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before
>she has a tumblr
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
>her father wasn't in her life much
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
>she also has mental issues
You're a waste of oxygen.
Do yourself a favor and neck yourself.
>>34257540
This. Nothing is more true than this post.
>>34257540
bump to show those fembots
>tfw after the first 2 none of these apply to me
Why haven't you moved to LA yet?
>>34257536
me originally in the middle
>>34257536
L.A. quickly loses its mystique once you get there and realize people go about their day to day lives just like any other city.
>>34257536
>Latino majority city
>Crime capital of the western US
>Wanting to be anywhere near there
How do I work up the courage to stab myself in the neck and die?
I keep trying to do it with alcohol but I always pass out before I reach the point where I can make the commitment.
>>34257533
Just keep going with the alcohol you will build up a resitance to the point where you are gonna do it. Or you will die of alcohol poisining. Anyway u shouldnt do it and such
Why not just fuckin OD?
stabbing yourself sounds like the most mentally challenging and painful way to kill yourself
>>34257613
is there an actual good reason why i shouldn't
there's no question mark there because it's a rhetorical question, of course i should kill myself.
>he imagined himself performing the bohemian rhapsody song in front of an audience while playing on the piano
>>34257442
Not that specific, but yeah something like that
I think it was Simple Plan or something
For your information it was a song from a video game, not that meme song
So go fuck yourself faggot
no i didnt. im not a pleb
>liking queen at all
kek pleb faggot
Bottom femboy robot feels thread.
>The top is polite
I've always dreamed strapping a sub in atender lovingdungeon. He'll beg to be degraded and beaten, but I'll smooch and caress him instead. He'll demand I smack his shit, to no avail. I would just lightly tickle his sensitive spots and delight as he writhes and struggles in a futile effort to break free from the straps.
>dont feel like masturbating but want to cum
>>34257673
>don't want to jerk off
>want to cum
>butt play is too much work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfLv1Kda_-c
apparently pizza is a lesbian
>>34257425
"lesbian"
As in he's a girl (male) that likes girls.
>>34257438
>he's a girl
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>34257425
Fug eggy is such a based good man, he's a national treasure
What is she saying? I can't read lips
>>34257365
I believe it's "Reply to this post or your mother farts in her sleep tonight."
>>34257365
"I love you"oringiirirignal this i original you twat
>>34257365
>doesn't know when someone is saying 'i love you'
lmao wow sad.
Does it ever get better?
I don't think it does. Does it?
It gets better if you're a normie
>>34257344
I sure hope it does anon.
>>34257377
Sorry anon, it doesn't. You're here forever.
>you wasn't born 100 years from now.
>>34257238
you will be. reincarnation will make sure of that
>you wasn't
Hello tyrone
>>34257498
R9k didnt allow me to type wernt
how do you know if you are attractive
>>34257162
get rated on /soc/
>>34257162
girls try to talk 2 u
good question I don't know and don't want to post face
bump
I need booty
>>34257045
Same here buddy, I wish I could rest my head on some qt patooty
If I had a girlfriend, that's what I would do. I would push her down and pull her pants down and dive tongue first into her ass.
Stop!
You're making me sad
> tfw I will never grab a handful of ass
Recently I've noticed a lot of women are wearing this. What does it signify?
It's a slut signal.
>Recently I've noticed a lot of women are wearing this
Fashion trends
>What does it signify?
That women like to look beautiful and/or attractive to men.
it's the "i hate men i'm a lesbian" signifier.