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Damn, that sounds depressing. Why the hell are you in Norway anyway? No oogaboogagobacktoafrica, just curious

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just leaving this here for reading

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>>37860977
My dad is from an East African country and came here in the 80s for work (he studied law back home) and met my mother which led to me being born. A lot of people are surprised when I tell them this, but there are quite a bit of black people and other immigrants here. They mainly reside in the big cities like Oslo (the capitol, where I live), Tromso and Bergen. The only problem is, I grew up with little to no black friends because of my dad being a bit more upper class. I have only have white friends for as long as I can remember and they all think it's funny to make me the butt of their "le totally liberal!!!!", subtly racist jokes.

>>37860836
i've been violently ill to my stomach for the past month in a half, lots of diarrhea and blood. I keep putting off the doctors appointment. I literally cannot function without marijuana, I feel like throwing up all the time. fml, see the doctor on tuesday. wish me luck boyos, if not, it's been one hell of a shitty ride.

>>37860962

go to the fucking hospital brother, I regret not getting this looked at a decade ago, might have caught it sooner.

dont despair, it might be some bullshit they can just fix with medicine, all the best lad

You might not be bitter, but are you butthurt?

>>37860805
hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, the /pol/ club's two blocks down

Guess you can say you're a naughty dog.

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I'm on my first summer of college and I'm already losing my will to continue.

I know how important this degree is but I have this sort of barrier that's blocking me from succeeding

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I'm going to attempt to greentext so bare with me.

>be me currently, living with my father, and fired from only job I ever had
>get lonely and decide its a good idea to text my oneitis
>I got to hang out with her several times one fall when we went to the same uni, she knows I like her but we never did anything.
> she doesn't respond which I half way expected
> I decide to text her something more normal since she used to say she never knew what to say to things I sent to her, so I just text her like an old friend catching up with someone.
>this time she does respond
>says my life and work situation are just a rough spot they we all have and I will get through it
>also says she is training to be an airline attendant and will travel all over the world.
>realize I may never get to hang out with her again actually, if I did it could be a very long time. I hadn't seen her in 2 years anyways.
>it's a very strange feel
>but it's the first time in a very long time that I'm happy as well as sad at the same time.

tldr;
>oneitis is traveling the world
>I am doing absolutely nothing but rotting away.

>in four hours I'll get my first car (27 y/o)
>I'm supposed to be excited
>Currently three weeks off of work so I'm staying at my parents house
>My father is more excited and nervous than me for my first car
>I'm more excited for my soon to be arriving package from amazon

I think she and your parents may have overreacted. Tomorrow, you'll all come to realize that you love each other and judging someone for being gay is stupid because being gay is a part of them and they should accept who she is and they can't change it just because it's convenient for them.

And yes, it's legal for her to live with you and if it isn't just say, "here you go" and give her back.

>>37860698
Are they gonna try and "convert" her? If so, take her in. Suicide usually follows gay conversion therapy.

Why did your folks flip out? Try and talk to them if they're reasonable.

If your sister can apply for emancipation then she can go live with you. If not, you've just gotta wait until shes 18. Not sure what else to say. Best of luck anon. I'm sorry about your parents.

>>37860679
God I would fuck the shit out of him. What's his name?

>>37860692
Mantitty McFaggots. He's a famous gay biker and likes to fuck guys in the ass with his penis

>>37860679
>He's a famous gay biker and likes to fuck guys in the ass with his penis.

Wow thats pretty fucking gay. I bet 90% of the faggots on this board look like him

>>37860676
People posted pictures of themselves on /r9k/
People posted threads asking for pictures of other users.

attention whoring and other original content

Too many "am I ugly/look at my dick/tee hee im a girl (male)/[body part] rate" threads

This post will never exist again. Goodbye. There is something about that which saddens me. Only something of extreme similarity can occur to match it. It makes me feel as though I must cherish its existence while it is still here.

>>37860430

That's not autism it's mental retardation
I know because I have the same thing.
You know how retards sometimes say shit that makes literally zero sense?
That's you. That's what you just did.