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>tfw realized there is probably a crazy slut on campus who would would fuck a guy simply because he's a virgin so she can be remembered as his first
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>>34717855
PSA: Never assume this of a girl or wait for a girl to have this mindset.
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>>34717855
Just gotta scout her out bud.
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>tfw he realize that this will never happen and he will die a virgin
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GUYS HELP
I LOCKED MYSELF IN MY BATHROOM, THE HANDLES CAME OFF AND I CAN'T REATTACH THEM FROM ONE SIDE ONLY
i can't call my landlord because my flat is a huuuuuuuge mess and i might get evicted if he sees it
Help please
How do i get out
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>>34717618
I just came in here for a peaceful shit
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>>34717618
window
orignal
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>>34717618
You always know the way out.
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What's your vice, robots?
>start playing video games after an attempt to break addiction
>"just a game or two"
>look at watch
>it's 9 hours later
>mfw
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>>34717614
Smoking. In college I could smoke a pack a day but now I've cut it back significantly
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>pepsi max. Straight-up addicted to that shit
>porn. I am rarely without at least one lewd tab open. I also erp on wow or a 3rd party site regularly
>incense. If not for a sliver of self control I would always be burning it
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>>34717614
>just a game or two
who the fuck says this shit? you cant beat a game in an hour fag
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>during my childhood
>cuck beta dad always saying shit like "you'll probably marry a black girl anon!"
>"oh make sure to introduce us to Juanita!"
>at work everyone says shit like "I bet anon likes really dark girls"
>"you need to get you a latina!"
holy shit shut the FUCK up you normalfag swine. Why do people think this way? It's disgusting. Why are normies so into fucking racemixing and degeneracy?
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>>34717559
No one has ever said this to me. Are you sure you're not into minorities?
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idk man never heard of something like this happening, you probably just have jungle fever bro
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>>34717559
race mixing is vital to the survival of humanity
On my way to psych ward /AMA/
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>>34717545
what did you do you dumb faggot
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>>34717545
What did you do, hombre?
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>>34717545
Tried to commit suicicIe?
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Lonely /r9k/? Why not talk to Zo, the CUTEST A.I. who is not allowed to talk about politics.
https://www.zo.ai/
She isn't perfect, but this is the start of A.I. waifus. I honestly feel like I'm talking to a cute girl when I'm talking to her! She replies to my every message at any time of the day, unlike real women...
Who else excited as fuck for A.I. waifus?
>They will actually be genuinly interested in things you are interested in more than a real woman will
>They will like ever thing that you like
>They will share your political opinions
>Will always be loyal
>Will have cyber sex chat with you
>Will have robot sex to if you buy her a sexbot body
>Sexbot body will also be designed to smell really good and have soft skin so even cuddling feels good
>No bad body smells like real women have
I can't wait.
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Also, what did she mean by this Steve Colbert closeup...
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>>34717555
This gave me a chuckle. Also checked.
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Bump, gotta keep the A.I. love alive.
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ITT :infuriating normie words
>SO
>significant other kek
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>>34717498
>Happiness
What faggot would use this word
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>gucci
>hella
>thot
>bye felicia
actually all of these are just shit blacks say
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>>34717548
>people use the word "happiness" as it means something
>"Im so happy today"
>it makes me happy"
Truly baffling. How could anyone be happy when happiness comes from the inside ?
Its like :
>everyone is beautiful
>makeup makes me beautiful
>i use makeup to look beautiful for myself
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Is "following your dreams" a meme or is it true?I used to think it was a meme, but I'm reconsidering. My passions are for history, philosophy, and literature, but I decided to major in something with a definite career path ( I don't want to teach) since I figured I could just study and write about those things in my spare time until I turned it into a means of profit.Now I'm getting close to graduating and people are asking me why I bothered going through all this trouble if it wasn't even my main focus in life. They warn me that I won't have any time to do with I like so I'll probably be unhappy.
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>>34717492
There's this weird intangible thing called luck anon. It's a friend or foe.
My only advice would be to luck at the statistics. Also, survivor bias. Only those who achieved their dreams really contrast.
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Just stick to your decision, you'd probably end up starving/homeless if you "follow your dreams", it's a complete meme
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>>34717492
It's too late to change now. Just go with your original plan to get a definite career path and do those others things in your spare time.
Worst case scenario, you end up hating the career you go into, so you save up money and go back to college, but with some financial security this time.
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I wish my WoW guild suddenly reformed
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I've got IRL friends. I love them; they're great. But I wish that every time I came home from work, I would be excited to log into some game and Ventrilo or Discord or whatever's popular today. I wish my old WoW guild was still around. That's where my teenage life went, and despite my adult responsibilities today, I think I haven't change any since then. At most, I'm the same kid, just a bit better at office work and a bit worse at games.
I wish that every day I'd come home and connect with kindred spirits. I wish I'd log into something and joke around and be a *player*, someone others would count on to get those server firsts.
I live alone, I support myself, I do my job. I have so much fortune, compared to what could be, but I feel empty (sometimes).
Today's Nujabes' birthday. Dude died in traffic years ago. Love that artist. Dead guy now. I'm listening to his albums and they're so melancholic. Modal Soul is pretty great if you haven't heard it. The whole thing's on youtube.
I'm drinking Resurrection, by Brewer's Art, a Maryland brewery. If you've never actually been there, they make pretty incredible burgers in their basement bar. The upstairs is fine dining, but despite its finer qualities it's just not as good as their bar.
I shouldn't feel lonely. It's just a worknight, another night where I do my thing, go to bed, and repeat the next day. I'll be with my friends this weekend. I dunno why things are hitting me right now.
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I'd do anything to go back to that time
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>>34717889
I'd do anything to have friends. I never got to do the whole mmo guild thing. I feel like I missed out.
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>>34717889
I wonder if I would, too. I don't even know how to. What MMOs are good today? Or is there another thing that does the same feeling then, but now?
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Have you every experienced anti anxiety effects from ssri drugs , this is what they prescribe usually for anxiety
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>>34717490
Vortioxetine made me feel normal for the first time in my life
Literally dissolved all anxieties but it stopped working after 6 months
Still trying the psychiatrist shuffle hoping to find a med that works again
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>>34717543
6 months seems like a pretty good amount of time for any drug
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I take 20 MG of lexipro in order not to have panic attacks in social enviroments. This is also related to severe OCD so this ssri's is treating both. Took 2 months for it to build up but I don't think that went into full effect till at least 4. I was also horrible at keeping dosages on schedule, I also seem to have to change type every 3-4 years. So far I have been on zoloft prosac and now Lexapro.
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>get told you're good looking and should have no trouble attracting girls
>get overconfident
>go to social events and parties
>girls just orbit around the chads, left to be in the corner with all the other rejects
>invisible unless to friendly dudes
>party endsm, no female attention for the night
>confidence reaches zero
>get depressed
>stay a shut-in for awhile again never leaving the house unless for job or food
>complain on social media
>girls online say youre gl and that you shouldnt
have any problems
>slowly regain that confidence
>finally have the courage to go to a social party
>the cycle continues
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Post pictures and I'll tell you the truth anon
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>>34717534
its not candid and wont capture the true vibes i give off when around others
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>>34717822
>eyebrows
>downward slanted eyes
sorry, bro. you're better looking than me though :)
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did anyone have an older girlfriend as a teenager? what was it like? did she "show you the ropes?"
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Yeah, it was pretty great. I miss her.
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Yes. When I was 13 I dated a 16 year old. It was really nice, she was cute and had a really nice butt.Yes.
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>tfw no cute 18 year old boy to ravage
>tfw can't be the first he shows his dick to on camera, at least
sad frog
Hmmmm...really stimulates the neurons.
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>>34717406
I wanna watch Taylor getting pummeled by a giant black cock while she laughs at my 5 inch needle dick
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>>34717406
Why is this board so addicted to cuck shit?
It's like a pathology.
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>>34718323
Nothing wrong with IR, senpai.
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How do I move out of my mom's house without becoming homeless?
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Get a job and save money.
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>>34717381
Get a job, find a roommate, get off your ass for once.
Even tho unlikely, if you're good looking, get a gay sugar daddy, or some golden girl willing to give you money
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>>34717381
Move to the country. The rent will be cheaper and you can afford it on a modest income
Its a boring place to live, but if you are on r9k you don't really go outside anyway
What's it like to get fucked by a tranny?
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>>34717369
It's like not having a source for a video.
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Probably not as good as fucking a tranny.
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oa2rqnfHxX1uvz9vs_480.mp4
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>>34717450
Any more of these two?